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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

PaHunk, you did yourself a favor.
I had one of those portable phones one time.
I was driving down a mountain road in New Hampshire and tried to use it and had to put my reading glasses on to see the buttons.
I almost ran off the road!
I said out loud; "Man, these fuckers are dangerous!"
I threw it out the window into the woods and haven't had one since!
I do like to fuck with people who use them in a store though.
"What did you call me?"
"Oh! No, not you I'm on the phone!"
"Yes you did, I heard you you sumbitch, you called me a "can of peas" you sick fuck."