TracyTaken
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ORIGINAL: cherrypez I have yet to see a 'how a perfect submissive should act' manual out there. How is this?: How a Perfect Submissive Should Act A perfect submissive should be should be perfectly submissive at all times. So, say Master/Mistress is driving down the road; you are hand-cuffed in the passenger seat. You-Know-Who (YKW) makes a wrong turn. Don’t say anything. Not even if YKW is going the wrong way down a one-way. Don’t point out the mistake; it would be a most unsubmissive-like thing to do. Trust that YKW, in his/her infinite wisdom, will figure it out soon enough. A perfect submissive should maintain a perfect household. It should sparkle and smell good, be organized and peaceful and a pleasure to all the Dom’s senses at all times. Meals should be tasty, healthy, and bubbling if a hot dish, very chilled if served cold. A plate should be attractively arranged and complete with garnish. And be sure to have a substitute meal at the ready should YKW not approve of the offering. In warm weather, the yard should be a park-like setting, free of weeds and abundant with flowers, with the lush green lawn perfectly mowed in a fashionable pattern and neatly trimmed. In cold months, it should always be well swept and clean, with snow always shoveled, and it wouldn’t hurt to put out a few fake flowers to brighten it up. If bookkeeping is part of your duties, be sure that your accounting is flawless and that you always have a current spread sheet printed out and within easy reach. Show absolute respect and unconditional trust at all times, no matter what the circumstance. Adore and worship without fail and fearlessly protect YKW from harm. Obey without hesitation, whether or not it is in your best interests to do so. So, if YKW orders you to shoot and kill him/her, you know what to do. If you are one of those subs who MUST work, be sure to get a job where you make enough money to pay someone else to do what you surely will not have time to do due to your screwed up priorities. After all, your main priority should be serving YKW. You don’t make enough money? Then get a second job. Work enough jobs, and you can pay for a full time submissive to service YKW. No complaints; you exist to serve YKW as best you can. Be ready for any kind of sex or any kind of play at any time with anyone YKW desires – and enjoy it! Maintain an unfailingly sunny disposition. Perfect submissives don’t get tired. No pouting, no crankiness – not ever. Understand this: You don’t have moods, you cheerfully take instruction. Be so selfless that YKW has no idea what you actually want out of life. Ideally, you should have no preferences, ambitions, opinions, feelings or thoughts of your own – you want to be a formless lump of clay to be molded by YKW. Remember, you are a reflection of YKW. That does not mean that you should act just like YKW, and for goodness sake don’t try to look like YKW (unless YKW has so ordered – then you need think seriously about plastic surgery, perhaps even sex reassignment surgery). It means that no matter what the circumstances, you must make YKW look good. Remember: You may be the only thing capable of making YKW look good to others. If, in addition, caring for children is part of your duties, endeavor to be a cross between Mary Poppins and Ninja Nanny. If that fails, or you prove to be a failure at accomplishing everything listed above, see this website: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm Never forget that being the perfect submissive is not for the faint of heart; it is for the faint of mind.
< Message edited by TracyTaken -- 2/4/2008 2:30:31 PM >
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