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Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 4:39:58 AM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080116/ap_on_fe_st/robber_shoots_self

Well...you gotta admit, the guy's got ba....oh....hmmm....maybe not.
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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 5:55:02 AM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		He once had the balls for armed robbery.    Now he just has the ball for it.

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 6:22:04 AM   
PanthersMom


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 6:27:16 AM   
subrob1967


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 12:08:22 PM   
PanthersMom


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 12:10:33 PM   
Aylee


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 12:11:20 PM   
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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 2:06:22 PM   
Moloch


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Status: offline 		Good hopefully he wont pollute the gene pool...


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 4:10:09 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

it was nuts, now it's just nut.

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hahaahahahahahaha

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 4:11:11 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: Moloch

Good hopefully he wont pollute the gene pool...




(He's already a participant).

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 4:38:23 PM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		The guy will probably sue the store for getting injured on their property.
And he'll probably win.

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 4:39:45 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 6:21:54 PM   
CuriousLord


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Status: offline 		Considering what this man's gone through, they probably should drop the armed robbery charge in favor of a lighter charge.

Such as public indecency, for busting a nut in public.

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/16/2008 8:31:34 PM   
FangsNfeet


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Status: offline 		Wow, first time for me to read that someone shot himself. In the past, it has always been the fault of the gun when shootings occured. It's about time that people started taking responsiblity that guns can't shoot people. People with guns can shoot people including themselves.

Great title for the OP.

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RE: Robber shoots self in groin.... - 1/17/2008 7:52:09 PM   
Feric


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Status: offline 		LOL! Priceless!

I heard of a similar one where the robber had sawed off the trigger-guard of his weapon because it looked "more macho", then stuffed it into waistband as he accepted the sack of money from the clerk. Sure enough,the pistol discharged, and blew away the family jewels!



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