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Mercnbeth -> Nipple Sting - (Crime Rate Down to Zero?) (12/29/2007 9:29:50 AM)
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Ok first, this story didn't come from the Onion - its real. There will be a brief pause between the introduction and the story climax. If you choose to respond to this let me know what you expected to happen next before reading what did. quote:
Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree. He approached her and they started talking and getting comfortable, the woman smiling and resting her foot on his shoulder at one point. Eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis; he unzipped his pants and complied. Then what... quote:
Seconds later, undercover police officers pulled up in a van and arrested Garrison; he was later charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor, based on video footage taken by cops who were targeting men having sex or masturbating in the park. While topless sunbathing is legal in the city's parks, exposing more than that is against the law. Source: http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=4022717&page=1 Hell, you can make up an entire website from the subject matter raised in this article. - Isn't it nice to know there is a park in Columbus Ohio where you can sunbath topless?
- What do I do when faced with non-consensual female nipple exposure in Columbus Ohio?
- How to I tell my UM's that while playing on the swings at a park in Columbus Ohio they may see topless woman exposing their nipples?
- Let's move to Columbus - can't be any crime occurring there and we can sunbath topless!
- Are police recruiting at local topless clubs in your area?
- Are there signs at the park's entrance advising what private parts are "legal"?
- Columbus Ohio motivates woman to stick to their New Year's diets in prep for spring sun bathing in the park.
- Pockets with holes become the standard men's fashion statement in Columbus Ohio.
Sure beats the stake-out duty the police had to endure during wallet sting on the NYC subways. Seriously though the jury's verdict speaks to a very weird mindset of the "typical" citizen. quote:
a Franklin County Municipal Court jury that found Garrison guilty of public indecency last month. He was ordered to stay away from the park, placed on a year's probation and fined $250. Can you believe that? Entrapment is now an acceptable police tactic. What next - opening a crack lab and selling crack and then arresting their own customers? Oh yeah - they already do that.
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