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carlie310 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:08:05 PM)
Am I the only one singing to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone"? Because the answer would be in the next verse. . .

kc692 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:14:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Birdcage? I have to get around more.... subLIME lol Stella! http://www.collarchat.com/m_1435288/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#

Stephann -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:22:25 PM)
Funny, when I read 'I am a REAL female Mistress' in a profile, my first thought is "why would a real female need to declare it?" My next thought its "ahhh because they're men posing as women!!" And people wonder why I could never be a submissive [;)] Stephan

chathamvahere -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:51:15 PM)
I am still here:)

carlie310 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:54:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stephann And people wonder why I could never be a submissive [;)] And so begins the next phase of my identity crisis. Please tell me that a snarky sense of humor isn't mutually incompatable with being submissive!

kc692 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 8:59:34 PM)
I hope not.... I like snarky senses of humor myself....but then again since I am not real I am probably not qualified to answer that!!!![;)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 9:15:35 PM)
Thanks for the link.... I should have leaped in, I am a grey parrot mom. I could have taught the birdie about making messes for the bird caretakers to clean up!

laurell3 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 9:16:39 PM)
LH you should read that bird cage thread if you haven't. It is freaking hilarious.

kc692 -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 9:17:08 PM)
RFL, you're welcome, I was late to hit that thread myself!!!! I am no parrot expert, but knew it wasn't bird mess that OP was throwing around in that thread either!!!

stella41b -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/4/2007 9:39:59 PM)
Have You Seen Them? (song parody based on The Chi-Lites 'Have You Seen Her?') http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVja5aLXqRY Three months ago I was as happy as can be As a sublime Goddess Mistress logged into Collarme And as I'm looking for submissives with which I'm gonna play I realise that all the real Mistresses have all gone away All the trolls gather round me, they try to find my name I'm sure they're all fake and wannabes, and playing a game I know I'm the only real Mistress here logging into Collarme I'm looking for another but none I can find or see Oh I search this site browse all the profiles I know I've even searched for real Mistresses out in Idaho Have you seen them, tell me have you see them? Oh I can't find them and I'm sure I can't try harder Maybe I should be looking at the munches in Alaska Have you seen them, tell me have you seen them? Why oh why did they have to leave go away? Oh I've been used to having other Dommes to put down And I'm alone This is why I'm alone Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? I'm the only Goddess Mistress here and I feel so bereft Am I the only real sublime Goddess Mistress left Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? I know what I know, and I know what I feel I'm only interested in Mistresses who are real Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? Why oh why? Did they have leave and go away? Oh I've been used have real Mistresses to chat to And I'm alone, this is why I'm alone Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? As another day comes to an end I'm looking for a Goddess or someone Even a newbie Domme And from all the people I know I'm the only sublime Domme

mons -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 2:32:42 AM)
greetings mistress omega i am mons nice to meet you. i know when you do not see the same people it is different but then get to know the know ones i been here for some time but i am not on all of the time but i try there are so many things to write about but nice to meet you mons

MissMagnolia -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 2:35:23 AM)
We sent them all to Ye Olde TWUE Mistresses Home.[8\|]

LaTigresse -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 6:37:45 AM)
"where have alllllllll the flowers gone.............." It's winter, the last ice storm killed them all.

Aubre -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 7:19:39 AM)
"I don't practice Santaria, I ain't got no crystal ball..."

ghitaPVH -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 7:47:51 AM)
Ive got a crystal ball...but I dont know what to do with it...I suppose I could just throw it at someone.....

Dnomyar -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 7:54:27 AM)
I saw a picture of a real mistress on a milk carton. Guess someone esle was looking for one also.

YesMistressIrish -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 8:45:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bootw0rshipJT But with 13 posts are they that familiar?! Jt, Ever check google? Just because you don't know about Omega doesn't mean she hasn't been around for a very long time. A Lot of very well known dommes never post on collar me. They're too busy doing rt. Check out her boot pics and drool . [sm=crop.gif] From her bio: Mistress Omega has been into the alternative bdsm lifestyle at the age of 16 then starting at The Chateau, then eventually opening several small commercial dungeons in the San Fernando Valley. Mistress Omega and Mistress Nicole, her partner of 10 years, launched *www.OmegasLair.com* about 7 years ago and officially opened Omega's Lair private 3100 square foot facility in Chatsworth shortly after that. From there Omega's Lair moved our Reseda location of 1200 sq. feet and built it from floors to walls and soon kicked off the still running event 'Slave Pit' which Mistress Cyan now runs, and 'After Hours'. Mistress Cyan became a partner of Mistress Nicole and Mistress Omega in the Reseda location close to a year after we settled in. And, also from google: "One of the best features of DomCon is the Saturday night party. .... "But that's not all that Saturday night offers; there will also be a fetish fashion show, *not to mention an amazing full-suspension bondage demonstration by Mistress Omega* and Sir Slave -- the latter being suspended by shark hooks some 15 feet in the air." Get off Omega's back folks, Irish

bootw0rshipJT -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 8:52:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YesMistressIrish quote: ORIGINAL: bootw0rshipJT But with 13 posts are they that familiar?! Jt, Ever check google? Just because you don't know about Omega doesn't mean she hasn't been around for a very long time. A Lot of very well known dommes never post on collar me. They're too busy doing rt. Check out her boot pics and drool . [sm=crop.gif] Irish Well it got you to talk to me - so all good ;-)

Jeffff -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 10:54:13 AM)
Just a heads up......you might want to replace Sublime, with the word..Spiffy. your monograms wouldn't need to be changed, and it's sounds a bit more user friendly Spiffy Master Overlord Jeff p.s. see?

orfunboi -> RE: Where have all the real Mistresses gone? (12/5/2007 3:29:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YesMistressIrish quote: ORIGINAL: bootw0rshipJT But with 13 posts are they that familiar?! Jt, Ever check google? Just because you don't know about Omega doesn't mean she hasn't been around for a very long time. A Lot of very well known dommes never post on collar me. They're too busy doing rt. Check out her boot pics and drool . [sm=crop.gif] From her bio: Mistress Omega has been into the alternative bdsm lifestyle at the age of 16 then starting at The Chateau, then eventually opening several small commercial dungeons in the San Fernando Valley. Mistress Omega and Mistress Nicole, her partner of 10 years, launched *www.OmegasLair.com* about 7 years ago and officially opened Omega's Lair private 3100 square foot facility in Chatsworth shortly after that. From there Omega's Lair moved our Reseda location of 1200 sq. feet and built it from floors to walls and soon kicked off the still running event 'Slave Pit' which Mistress Cyan now runs, and 'After Hours'. Mistress Cyan became a partner of Mistress Nicole and Mistress Omega in the Reseda location close to a year after we settled in. And, also from google: "One of the best features of DomCon is the Saturday night party. .... "But that's not all that Saturday night offers; there will also be a fetish fashion show, *not to mention an amazing full-suspension bondage demonstration by Mistress Omega* and Sir Slave -- the latter being suspended by shark hooks some 15 feet in the air." Get off Omega's back folks, Irish She posted a snarky little note about no "real" mistresses on CM and deserves what ever crap is thrown her way. It's insulting and rude and people are reacting like normal people who have basically been called fake, because the sublime one doesn't recognize their name. I don't care if she is 2 days into the lifestyle or 50 years. Rude is rude and you may not agree, but I got a lot of laughs watching it slung back at her.

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