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sexyone4you -> The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 5:57:50 PM)
Since it's the time of year that the creepy-crawlies climb from under their rocks, the posts on odd, offensive, gross, etc. emails they are getting from various people have increased. I've posted a few myself. So, without listing any ID's on here, do you have a wanker to report?

juliaoceania -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 6:02:35 PM)
There was a male submissive that asked me if I would let him lick my clit and pee in at the same time... even if I was single, not my kink[:'(]

Raechard -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 6:04:44 PM)
No I've yet to meet one person I didn't enjoy interacting with. If you've spoken to a Russian doctor over the internet who says he likes amputating people's limbs you'll see the odd wanker here and there isn't so bad. It’s all about perspective really I suppose.[8\|]

sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 6:15:43 PM)
My wanker award goes to a man today who literally sent me over 30 emails (more than 5 lines each) in 1.5 hours & each message was comprised of complete nonsense. They were poems, quotes, and the like. The reason he's a wanker is because he didn't realize he had sent those same emails to me about 2 months ago. He wins my wanker award for the day.

trappedinamuseum -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 7:55:31 PM)
Mine is the guy who sent me a message asking if he could get to know me, then asked for my messenger id, and when I told him I didn't have one with that company, he asked for my phone number.... Perhaps not a wanker, but an irritant nonetheless.

Dddyanlittlegirl -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/1/2007 8:00:36 PM)
Wow sounds like a real winner to me. I havent run across any that I would give a wanker award to.

Lumus -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 1:02:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum Mine is the guy who sent me a message asking if he could get to know me, then asked for my messenger id, and when I told him I didn't have one with that company, he asked for my phone number.... Perhaps not a wanker, but an irritant nonetheless. Ahh, good times. I can still mail my used underwear to you.

laurell3 -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 1:05:23 AM)
Mine is one of my l/s friends that sends me texts asking me to top him even though we've already established that our relationship will never be more than friendship...sigh....I hate it when that happens.

ELUSIVE1 -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 6:15:31 AM)
yeah my 'wanker of the day' award goes to the guy from NJ that i/m'd me then immediatley starts antagonizing me then asking me to cam...which is always a 'no' with me..then stating I am being 'bought' because I accepted a plane ticket from friends to visit NYC over the holidays...I don't understand men who condescend and antagonize...nothing good ever comes from that

GoddessMine -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 6:19:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyone4you My wanker award goes to a man today who literally sent me over 30 emails (more than 5 lines each) in 1.5 hours & each message was comprised of complete nonsense. They were poems, quotes, and the like. The reason he's a wanker is because he didn't realize he had sent those same emails to me about 2 months ago. He wins my wanker award for the day. Gahhhh was he from switzerland?? Love, GM

Lucylastic -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 7:38:01 AM)
ummmm julia? he wanted to lick your clit and pee at the same time? ok did he want you to pee at the same time or did he wanna pee as he was doin it? makes a big difference you know [:D] Lucy The only wanker Ive had email me this month was more of a whine than anything, sadly

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:14:52 AM)
My wanker award goes to the guy who wrote to me about how he wanted to establish a devoted relationship and basically asked me to marry him after about 50 lines of odd prose and explanation of how he could be the loving husband I always wanted. First of all, I'm collared and it plainly states so in my profile and in my signature. Secondly, I never said I wanted anyone for a mate other than Daddy. The only thing I could do for this guy ("dom") is to let him be my guinea pig while Daddy teaches me the subtle tricks of using a quert on human flesh. [sm=whip.gif]

MrSpectacular -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:23:28 AM)
Is a wanker always a man -what would you call a female wanker?

FullCircle -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:24:59 AM)
I'll field this one. Ans. A wanktress[:D] (edit: sorry I spelt wanktress wrong)

osocurious -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:33:26 AM)
.... lol ... here was me thinking the female version of a "wanker" .. would be a wankette [;)] but what the hades do I know .... ....erm .... thinking ... nahhhhhh .... soz .. I don't have anyone to add to the "Wanker Report"

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 9:38:51 AM)
there's a male dominant who enjoys viewing my profile every single day ...already know he wishes i could be his pet slave. there's another male dominant (now listing himself as a dom couple) from Africa looking for an American slave. oh yeah forgot to add my 3rd wanker, a local dominant who wanted me to run away with him to an island paradise and live out my life fantasies.

sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:12:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessMine quote: ORIGINAL: sexyone4you My wanker award goes to a man today who literally sent me over 30 emails (more than 5 lines each) in 1.5 hours & each message was comprised of complete nonsense. They were poems, quotes, and the like. The reason he's a wanker is because he didn't realize he had sent those same emails to me about 2 months ago. He wins my wanker award for the day. Gahhhh was he from switzerland?? Love, GM No, GM, he was from NY

sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:14:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular Is a wanker always a man -what would you call a female wanker? Mr S, I would say a wanker has no gender. Feel free to make a term up, or call them a wanker or a wank. Whatever floats your boat. Plus, I would LOVE to hear any insanity some misguided soul threw your way.

sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:15:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl there's a male dominant who enjoys viewing my profile every single day ...already know he wishes i could be his pet slave. there's another male dominant (now listing himself as a dom couple) from Africa looking for an American slave. oh yeah forgot to add my 3rd wanker, a local dominant who wanted me to run away with him to an island paradise and live out my life fantasies. LOL, you have 3 Wanker Winners today? I hope that tomorrow slows down for you!

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 5:13:47 PM)
Squicky female wanker e-mail award for the day goes to a chick from Italy who could very possibly be the girl dog whisperer, as she and canines have a special relationship. [:'(]

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