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sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:27:08 PM)
My Wanker Award for the day goes to a Dom boy that I have been chatting with. His profile is posted as a Dom Couple, but it turns out they are really just him. After much ado, it turns out he's unemployed, lives with his parents, can't drive, and lives completely off mom & dad. This would be bad enough, but initially he made his life out to be very independent & completely the opposite of reality.

Gwynvyd -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:38:07 PM)
I usualy dont like to complain.. but I did have a wanker whom apon not even saying Hi, I am so and so.. went off on "Hi sweet baby, I am your next husband" stint. [:'(] He used all kinds of baby this, honey that.. I am surprised he didnt call me sugar britches. Look at my profile.. where in the Fck does it look like I am asking for a husband? honestly??? and he was a Dom to boot. LOL From CA. shakes her head* Thank the gods for the Iggy feature! Gwyn

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 8:42:39 PM)
I had to deactivate my profile today on here for a bit because of a wanker. I kept getting emails telling me that I needed a different Master and I wasn't getting what I need on and on. The really weird part is this person is in another state , so how the hell do they know what I need? Guess some can't stand to see someone happy. I blocked them and they came back as someone else.!

petdave -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 9:17:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular Is a wanker always a man -what would you call a female wanker? Wank fodder! [:)] The Wanker Report: All wanking is on hold until Tuesday evening, when Wanker will have the house to himself for a rare evening. w00t!

sexyred1 -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 9:24:43 PM)
I get all kinds, but last week someone wrote me to ask if I would be interested in sploshing/WAM. He said it was like food play like the 3 Stooges!! I don't know if that is wanking but it totally cracked me up.

LadySeraphina -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 9:51:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyone4you My wanker award goes to a man today who literally sent me over 30 emails (more than 5 lines each) in 1.5 hours & each message was comprised of complete nonsense. They were poems, quotes, and the like. The reason he's a wanker is because he didn't realize he had sent those same emails to me about 2 months ago. He wins my wanker award for the day. I totally had that guy, and I think he hits us in cycles - he's gotten me twice too.

osocurious -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:01:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I usualy dont like to complain.. but I did have a wanker whom apon not even saying Hi, I am so and so.. went off on "Hi sweet baby, I am your next husband" stint. [:'(] He used all kinds of baby this, honey that............. Gwyn Ohhhh my gawwwwwwwd .... I'm sure That Same Wanker messaged me ...... [:'(] ... LmaoOOoooooo ... what a sad git

LadyLupineNYC -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:25:34 PM)
Already wrote a journal about this, but I'll post it here anyway...: A sub male in NJ writes: "I like how you're willing to reveal your aging face and obese legs."..this from a 'man' who is 54 with no photos. I know he was just domme baiting though he also 'deleated unread' my call out email about his baiting so who can really say what the point was. Now, I don't claim to be 19 or thin but gah!

osocurious -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:31:37 PM)
nodding that guy was Definitely a Wanker in the Extreme EG .... sheeeeeeeeeesh. [:'(] they say it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round ... but I for one think the world would go 'round Much More Smoothly with out THAT particular Wanker!!! ((((((((((((((( EG )))))))))))) a BIG long distance hug for ya [;)] respectfully ~ oso ~ edited to include: Ohhh my gawwwwd ... another Extreme Wanker (((((((((((LadyLupineNYC)))))))))

EvilGenie -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:42:00 PM)
Thank you my dear friend oso. Hugs you back

ModeratorEleven -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:49:39 PM)
Folks, please keep in mind that pasting received emails here or leaving any clues back to these individual's identity is not looked upon favorably. These threads usually don't last long because of these two points so if you want this one to survive, please watch what you post. Thank you, XI

kittyinpink -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:51:50 PM)
Most emails I get are nice (even if weird) There's the one guy who sends me emails telling me that he didn't like seeing me and that I needed to leave and delete my profile. You'd think I was standing in his living room or something... The messages are short and never have any explanations. Just "Leave!"

shootingstar67 -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/2/2007 11:59:24 PM)
I got some of that "down on your knees" stuff from a Domme. And I am a female!. And straight! And what gets me is.. I liked it. So the wanker award goes to me.

sexyone4you -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/3/2007 12:11:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shootingstar67 I got some of that "down on your knees" stuff from a Domme. And I am a female!. And straight! And what gets me is.. I liked it. So the wanker award goes to me. LMAO. That's hilarious. I wasn't expecting anyone to award themselves!

Lordandmaster -> RE: The Wanker Report (12/3/2007 12:31:37 AM)
Ummm...Wanker Report??? Are all you saintly people implying that you never masturbate?

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