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Masochist444 -> Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 3:36:14 PM)

I am working on the design for a friends dungeon and he has a room in the barn that is for his sling. I have been stumped on what I could do with the blank walls in this room as I am not into anal fisting. So after much pondering, I have come up with painting the walls in a saying in either Chinese or Japanese because he is also into Shibari. The problem I am now having is that I need a really good saying that a butt boy or girl would say to their top when they want to beg for anal fisting. So if anyone here has a really killer thing that was said by a bottom looking for anal fisting, could you please share it with me? I need 1-3 one sentance statements depending on the size when translated. My not so great one is 'Oh Master, I need your fist up my ass, please, please, please." I am looking for something better than what I came up with on my own.


Thank you to anyone willing to share this with me.




Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 5:20:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Masochist444
Oh Master, I need your fist up my ass, please, please, please." I am looking for something better than what I came up with on my own.

Thank you to anyone willing to share this with me.

Write; this is the dumbest post i ever read on collarme..........




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 5:40:19 PM)

In reply to your note about this being a dumb post.  I am not into anal fisting, so I need someone who is to assist me.  I have read really crazy posts on different topics that are not related to anything or anyone trying to do something real time in this community.  While you are entitled to your own opinion, why didn't you just move on to something you liked instead of being negative with me?




sextoygirlNY -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 5:56:13 PM)

Masochist,
aww you dont have to be into anal fisting to enjoy this work of art....
some ideas for your wall..................

"Got Crisco?"
"Honey, I think i lost something"
"Betcha Can't Get it In there"
"No, You put your Fist there"
"I am a volunteer for rectal exams at your local university"
"ASSSSSSSS OLLLOMIO"

Ok, this is too fun, can probably go on and on, but want to give other people a shot...Good luck on your art......
sincerely
melanie




LaMistressa -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 5:59:04 PM)

How about "On a clear day, you can see forever"? [;)]




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 6:02:43 PM)

Thanks for the suggestions Melanie. 

My friend would shit square edged bricks if I put "ASSSSSSSS OLLLOMIO"  on his walls.  Though, I might enjoy seeing that...Anyhow, if you have any other ideas, I would sure welcome them.




xoxi -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 6:02:43 PM)

"I want your fist so far up my ass that I'll choke on it"




MidMichCowboy -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 6:03:38 PM)

To my one and only brute
Please stick it up my chute
Fold your hand
And give it a ram
A full fledged fist salute
(ok .. its been a long day, but thats what popped in my head)




xoxi -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 6:04:10 PM)

or you can always draw two kittens going at it and caption it
"im in ur dunjin fisten ur butholl"




Phin -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 7:00:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

Write; this is the dumbest post i ever read on collarme..........

hang around a while, you will see worse.

for an idea, "Ya mind scratchin my throat while you are up there?"




LDRandAstarte -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 7:33:36 PM)

Well fuck me with a surfboard, this has got to be the post of the day!




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 8:44:24 PM)

When I wrote this post I did it with all seriousness.  I thought I would get some begging kinds of statements to put on the walls.  I just did not really see how funny this whole thing could be.  My hats off to all of you for making me laugh so much.  I am still not sure which of these I may use, but if anyone else has a suggestion, serious begging or funny statement or limeric, please post so we can all enjoy.




Mstry -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 8:55:21 PM)

Maybe you could get some store dumby hands and arms and mount them at a foot apart. Therse hands could also be used to hang whips, floggers and paddles, etc.




came4U -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:07:40 PM)

quote:

So if anyone here has a really killer thing that was said by a bottom looking for anal fisting,


How about a CSI-like chalk outline of a body and the caption "Here lies ASSHOLE".




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:15:24 PM)

My friend has hooks and shelves already in the 6 spaces in the barn.  He also made the most wonderful equipment for all of the spaces.  Most of the designs for the walls were much easier for me. But I have struggled for the past month in thinking about just how I would do the room with the sling.  It needed to have something painted on the walls that would be special to my friend, but would appeal to others since he has parties where he invites others to use his space. 

Thanks for the post on the hands & arms as hangers. However, for the sling room that would not really work.  He has chains that hang from the barn roof supports and he can move that sling to any position in this room.  The sling needs to have room to move.  BTW, the shelves and hooks in this room are very high up on the wall to avoid contact with the person in the sling.  And the only real use for a sling is anal fisting.  It would not work to cane a person in a sling as the sling moves and you do not want to have a moving target with a cane or any other impact toy.  So that room is really dedicated to anal fisting.




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:19:09 PM)

We are doing body painting and body outlines in another room in the barn space.  We are also doing silouette's in the room with the chain spider web.  Your idea is a good one, but already being used elsewhere in the dungeon.




amelliagrace -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:28:02 PM)

If mom only knew....
 
Stuffing.  It's not just for poultry anymore.
 
When was the last time you cleaned this place?
 
Damn!  I just found Jimmy Hoffa!
 
So that's where I left that egg.
 
This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me...
 
Open wide....
 
-grace




came4U -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:41:07 PM)

Paint pictures of some lil green space men on the wall with fingers pointing towards the play area.

Probing 5 cents

Screaming Optional

Begging ET for more...priceless!





crouchingtigress -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:43:08 PM)

*hopes for a limmeric*




came4U -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/7/2007 9:50:02 PM)

There once was an Alien name Mo
he loved to give anal real slow

He drove it in deep, he drove it in long
and soonafter her screams were like song.

*hope that helps you sleep nights.




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