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xoxi -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:08:44 AM)

That is not a limerick.

A limerick is:

There once was a pervert named Rocky
Who liked his men short and stocky
Not for their talents in bed
But to sit on their head
As he'd already been stretched by fist jockeys

See. 5 lines. AABBA.  [8D]




Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:11:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MidMichCowboy

To my one and only brute
Please stick it up my chute
Fold your hand
And give it a ram
A full fledged fist salute
(ok .. its been a long day, but thats what popped in my head)


popped?




Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:13:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xoxi

That is not a limerick.

A limerick is:

There once was a pervert named Rocky
Who liked his men short and stocky
Not for their talents in bed
But to sit on their head
As he'd already been stretched by fist jockeys

See. 5 lines. AABBA.  [8D]


Yes but your rhythm stinks....
actually good grafiti for his wall.





Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:14:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Masochist444

When I wrote this post I did it with all seriousness. 


yes been there
gpt the tea shirt
watched the fideo
and wrote the book

oh and had anal surgery





MaamJay -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:30:47 AM)

I just take issue with the concept that a sling is only useful for anal fisting! I've done heaps with a sling ... and had all sorts of delicious things done to me while in a sling ... and anal fisting wasn't one of them LOL! So as an idea ... "Let not your imagination be limited to one hole!"

Maam Jay aka violet[A]




Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:56:20 AM)

How'sabout;
hold your non fisting hand in the air holding a lighted candle
Sway
and sing out loud:

~and maybe....yea maybe....
you're gonna be the one to slave me
cos after all
your my wonder wall.....~





malloves69 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 5:24:45 AM)

im definitely into being fisted anally by my mistress [:)] hell we do it at least once a week if not twice [:)] when she fists me i give myself to her completely ...amazing feeling it is once she is inside of me [:)] she loves to do it too and i ask her ..mistress can you please open me up and cum inside of me ..i do need to feel you as she takes me ..so far i can take almost to her elbow which i find amazing [:)]she uses her strapons first to open me up and get me to relax and once she thinks im ready out goes the strapons and in goes her fist ..gotta admit i am addicted to it [:)] the gay people in california call it hand balling ..cant think of a better way to submit to her when she fists me i must say [:)]and yes i take enemas to make sure i am clean for her ..makes anal play alot better i feel and i figure thats the least i can do for her as we both enjoy it as much as we do [:)]she gets that twinkle in her eye when she tells me to assume the position ..very powerfull exchange of power i feel when she does so [:)] have fun ..mal




xoxi -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 6:24:10 AM)

just out of curiousity how does your Mistress manage to "cum inside you"?




malloves69 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 6:45:58 AM)

she cums inside of me with her fist of course [:)] after she has taken my ass with her strapons her fist usually slides in pretty easily [:)]once she is in that feeling is amazing ..and when she goes deeper ..wow !!! too bad her fist cant really cum ..bet that would feel amazing her being so much inside of me [:)] whats unreal is afterwards how relaxed i am ..its like she takes out all the stress in me and puts all the loving caring feelings that she has inside of her womanly body [:)] love being fisted by her [:)] mal




came4U -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 11:37:55 AM)

wowzer!  

I wish I could cum with my hand!

<waves n squirts [sm=wave.gif], awe is ok, I'm safe,  I gotta glove on.




Stephann -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 11:42:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xoxi

just out of curiousity how does your Mistress manage to "cum inside you"?


She squeezes restaurant packets of mayonnaise?..

Yes, ew.

Stephan




Archer -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:17:46 PM)

Next Hand Puppet Show At (variable time clock goes here)




amelliagrace -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 12:48:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Stephann

quote:

ORIGINAL: xoxi

just out of curiousity how does your Mistress manage to "cum inside you"?


She squeezes restaurant packets of mayonnaise?..

Yes, ew.

Stephan


 
My eyes!!!!  My eyes!!!!!!!!!  The pain, the aaaaaaggggggggony of those visuals!!!!!!  Crap.  Now I need to clean tea off the monitor, desk, keyboard, and myself...and I can't see to do it.  Sigh.
 
-grace




MsBearlee -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 1:52:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Masochist444

...  And the only real use for a sling is anal fisting.        



Uhhhhhhhhh... did I hear that right?
 
B




MsBearlee -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 2:12:56 PM)

 
You could write:
 
"Make me, break me...wear me like a bracelette."




Prinsexx -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 4:06:23 PM)

I adore being fisted but really couldn't be bothered to faff around with contact lenses at the same time inorder to read the writing on the wall.




Masochist444 -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 8:11:36 PM)

Thanks for all of the great responses to my question. 

The words are not going to be read by anyone, unless you read Japanese or Chinese because I am gong to use one of the translation services to have it translated into that language, blow it up to about a foot or two in size and then put it on the walls.  So what will actually be seen is a language that many english speaking people can't read.  But the meaning will still be on the walls.  IE: instead of doing signs without meaning, I wanted an appropriate meaning.

OK, so I stand corrected on using the sling for other things.  Though, I have not been there and my friend uses it for anal fisting only.  He has a 6 room barn dungeon and a 2 bedroom house dungeon.  He has so many places to play that he can use what ever equipment for anything he wants and the sling room gets designated for anal play.

What I really need to know now is from a much earlier post where a person said 'fuck me with a surfboard'....just how do you do that?  Actually, that might end up on the walls, you never know.  I also like the hand puppet show and all of the limericks.  But I am really a guttersnipe at heart.




catize -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 8:34:37 PM)

 
Here’s a suggestion:
Thanks from the bottom of my……bottom?




amelliagrace -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 8:45:13 PM)

Fast reply:
 
Tonsil fishing season is officially open.
 
-grace




tatangel -> RE: Dungeon design - need anal fisting experts advice (10/8/2007 8:48:17 PM)

Hands spelling out''what a hole, what a hole'' in American Sign Language




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