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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 5:26:57 PM

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Does beating someone with a rubber chicken count?

(adds rubber chicken to hard limits list)

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 5:31:33 PM

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Does it count if the Dom is lying on the island in the kitchen being serviced for quite a lil while... He sit's up... proceeds to jump off the island - only to have both ankles give out on Him... so He's NOW lying on kitchen floor... rolling around in agony?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 6:34:18 PM

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no tip to offer, but a blooper:

we were in the middle of a scene on the floor, his dog escaped from another bedroom and ran over and started licking him on his bare ass. I, of course, was nearly hysterical laughing, but he was a little freaked out. I *did* manage to regain my composure.

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 6:34:54 PM

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As she was thrashing around in her restraints, having a tamultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?" and she proceeded to yell "My Daddy's name is [her fathers name]!"

Everyone in the room just erupted into laughter. I thought I was going to die because I was laughing so hard I could not breath. The wench could not figure out why everyone was laughing at her untill we told her what she had said in the grip of her orgasm. She just wanted to curl up and hide!

Oh My God! That wins this thread for Me ... wish I'd been there. And hey ... You are mean enough to get Your subbies to do advanced MATH while being tortured?? The most I get Mine to do is count spanks and they usually falter on that eventually LOL! Maybe I will just ask them science questions ...

For My own bloopers ... well I am kinda infamous for My fluffys (farts) and they do occur at inopportune moments as both Domme and sub. Of course, as Domme I have had some success with glaring at the subby and saying "you disgusting creature!" and even convincing 1 or 2 that they were the source LOL! (That always worked in the classroom too

). As a sub i just go very little girly and say "sowwy Master" and that gets me off the hook! I've never smacked Myself in the eye with a flogger (but then, I wear glasses) though I have "wrapped" on the backswing and stung My own shoulder and that was a tad embarrassing. And the number of times I've "popped" My OWN bra straps ... well ... nuff said!

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 6:38:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: lighthearted

we were in the middle of a scene on the floor, his dog escaped from another bedroom and ran over and started licking him on his bare ass. I, of course, was nearly hysterical laughing, but he was a little freaked out. I *did* manage to regain my composure.

Oh gosh and now that reminds Me of the time My 2 westies got into the playroom and were sticking cold wet noses all over My naked hogtied on the floor subby boy whom they loved. he was wriggling and squirming and giggling and saying STOP! STOP! to absolutely no effect ... while I was killing Myself laughing even too much to take pics! Thanks for reminding Me, I'd forgotten that one!

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 6:43:54 PM

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my stomach hurts just thinking about how hard I'd be laughing!

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 7:26:39 PM

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As she was thrashing around in her restraints, having a tamultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?" and she proceeded to yell "My Daddy's name is [her fathers name]!"

Everyone in the room just erupted into laughter. I thought I was going to die because I was laughing so hard I could not breath. The wench could not figure out why everyone was laughing at her untill we told her what she had said in the grip of her orgasm. She just wanted to curl up and hide!

Oh My God! That wins this thread for Me ... wish I'd been there. And hey ... You are mean enough to get Your subbies to do advanced MATH while being tortured?? The most I get Mine to do is count spanks and they usually falter on that eventually LOL! Maybe I will just ask them science questions ...
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Maam Jay aka violet[A]

The math question was one of the earlier questions, when her mind had not yet turned to mush....
At the later stages, around 4 - 5 the questions get easier, subjectivly speaking, to things like "What is the capital Mississippi?"
And around the 7th or 8th time, something like "Can you spell the color blue?"

I mean come on I am not a monster!

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 7:52:36 PM

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lol, I tend to get scientific in almost any altered state.
that's an interesting one.

My former master didn't have a competant neurologist and had MS with frequent seizures.. wanna do just a bit more math?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 9:09:26 PM

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We were in the middle of a role play scene and as he stood back up from releasing my ankles, he bonked his head on the table!! Immediately I tiptoed up and hugged him and we both laughed. Of course, we went back to the scene...

You're not gonna tell them, you didn't even remember it till I reminded you the next day?

What's that??? Oh!! I just was being all nice and trying to preserve your dignity!!!

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 9:19:03 PM

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We were in the middle of a role play scene and as he stood back up from releasing my ankles, he bonked his head on the table!! Immediately I tiptoed up and hugged him and we both laughed. Of course, we went back to the scene...

You're not gonna tell them, you didn't even remember it till I reminded you the next day?

What's that??? Oh!! I just was being all nice and trying to preserve your dignity!!!

I'm always dignified, even with a bumped head.

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 9:21:52 PM

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I suppose this pertains to all Doms, Dominas, and subs, but I pose a question: have any of you accidentally "stepped out of character"? Even if you consider yourself 24/7, were there any moments of blooperism?

I ask because I recently experienced this - while shopping on the phone with a sub (turned out to be a totally cheap loser), I nonchalantly, unintentionally, made a joke, and he busted out laughing. It caught Me off gaurd, and I had to laugh, too. Afterwards, we both composed ourselves, and I scolded him for being stupid.

Anyone care to share their experience and tips for when such a thing occurs?

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I think you ought to try just running with it. The situation sounds like a relatively natural conversation which I strongly prefer over being "in character". I think if you have to "compose yourselves" to get back into character, then the whole scenario is much too staged and will sound and feel very artificial.

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/3/2007 10:13:12 PM

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I'm sure we all have had those moments. I remember once recently getting into a good rythem while using 2 new floggers at once and them slipping out of my hands to go flying across the room; tagging another dom in the back of the head. things like that help abate some of the tension too towards the begining of a scene...just so long as the little darlings remeber who is boss (or at the very least who is holding the cane)

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 7:36:11 AM

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I almost took my own eye out with a vipertail cat once, that was pretty funny once I realized I could still see. Then there was the time I was using the dragontail on the subbie and sliped a little and it went right between her legs and cracked like a rifle shot. Ouch! She went into this sort of epileptic Riverdance sort of thing and I almost wet myself laughing. Not at the fact that I had hurt her, the dance was just too funny to not laugh at. It effectively ended the scene, but it was worth it when she started laughing too. Usually if one or the other of us does something funny or accidental we will just laugh for a bit and then continue, thats one of the million or so things I love about my subbie

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 7:50:59 AM

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You can always laugh at a sub.

It takes a lot more to be able to laugh at yourself, and in that respect this thread is a breath of fresh air (most of it, anyway). If fewer of us took ourselves so seriously ALL the time wouldn't it be SO much more pleasant?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:09:23 AM

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Is that the same as spanking the chicken?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:23:24 AM

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Is that the same as spanking the chicken?

I thought it was spanking the monkey and choking the chicken or am I just confused?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:38:39 AM

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Can't "spank the monkey!" Monkeys are people too...

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:53:15 AM

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oh if we're going there...

really hot knife play scene....she spent an hour running this big ole bowie knife over my body and cutting my clothes off of me....then she grabbed my nipple ran the sharp edge over the top of my nipple and then ran the flat, unsharp, dull, absolutely no possible way it was cutting, edge hard up the underside of my nipple....my eyes popped open, it took me about a minute and a half to take a breath in...another 30 more seconds to look down....and when i did and saw my nipple still attached she was reduced to what can best be described as sadistic giggling...i do belive the phrase "you fucking bitch" came out of my mouth...or i at least thought it....when the adrenaline wore off a little i was able to laugh about it....and she still loves to tell the story...bitch...ummm yea...not a blooper, but funny....and the perfect scene ender...

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:54:25 AM

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Can't "spank the monkey!" Monkeys are people too...

if monkeys are people too, and some monkeys are masochists, don't they deserve spankings too?

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RE: Session Bloopers - 10/4/2007 8:54:36 AM

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I have no memory of the incident, only the aftermath, but I woke up one morning to find the room in a serious state of disarray. The ceiling fan was in pieces strewn across the room. Well, apparently when you catch them and get them tangled in a flogger they become a flying, five boarded paddle which hits the submissive directly, bounces off and smashes to pieces on the wall which will then cause the pieces to topple over and break anything and everything within their range.

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