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The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 11:34:20 AM   
SugarMyChurro


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Status: offline 		"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2889221/subchannel/viralvideo?sublisting=&sort=&&relatedPage=3&numPerPage=10

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I favor this important piece of legislation. Everyone should see this.
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 11:36:33 AM   
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 11:40:52 AM   
SugarMyChurro


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Status: offline 		Somehow it makes me proud that mnottertail is the first to reply - it is oddly fitting. It's too bad it didn't rate one of his expletive ridden haikus.

Personally, I was about 30 seconds into this video and couldn't stop laughing...



Another internet classic!

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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 12:08:54 PM   
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 12:17:49 PM   
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I ... am speechless.

Yet another republican law trying to restrict our personal and lifestyle freedoms! I can't believe this. Non-consensual skull-fucking is already covered by other laws, but this law would make consensual skull fucking, a lifestyle choice, completely illegal!!

I say we start a counter-movement. Americans for Skull Fucking. Who's in?


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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 12:26:20 PM   
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PS-  It's a good board; probably not visited as often as it should be.

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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 12:44:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SugarMyChurro

"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2889221/subchannel/viralvideo?sublisting=&sort=&&relatedPage=3&numPerPage=10

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I favor this important piece of legislation. Everyone should see this.


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >

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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 12:47:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"

Catchy name. You’ll also note it’s only restricted not prohibited.

edited: +note 

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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 2:20:26 PM   
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 2:23:21 PM   
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 2:31:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?


Another news story from The Onion.

Their homepage here.

Firm (on Treasure's account).

edited to add:

Their video news.







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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 2:35:38 PM   
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I hope someone's keeping an eye out for that senator...


Z.



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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 4:12:25 PM   
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i am in fucking tears i'm laughing so hard




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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 5:59:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >




    My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...


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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 7:32:35 PM   
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 8:28:52 PM   
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it is a democratic plot as usual, just like taking rush off the air.  Sinergy will come out here and once again blame it on the Carter administration and the liberal media.

Rupert Murdoch 


Sinergy is busy buying shoes and unable to respond. 
 
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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 8:35:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >



   My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...




'Twas just a minor spelling correction.  Ya gotta be quicker, Rych :)


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RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 - 9/1/2007 9:31:11 PM   
TheHeretic


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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >



  My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...




'Twas just a minor spelling correction.  Ya gotta be quicker, Rych :)




      If you say so, Lotus.  I mean, It HAD to be a joke. C'mon, Sugar, supporting legislation proposed by a Republican???

   

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