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SugarMyChurro -> The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 11:34:20 AM)

"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2889221/subchannel/viralvideo?sublisting=&sort=&&relatedPage=3&numPerPage=10

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I favor this important piece of legislation. Everyone should see this.




mnottertail -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 11:36:33 AM)

If such a thing were true, you can start calling me Mao Tze Melby, right fuckin' now!!!!!


Mao Tze Melby




SugarMyChurro -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 11:40:52 AM)

Somehow it makes me proud that mnottertail is the first to reply - it is oddly fitting. It's too bad it didn't rate one of his expletive ridden haikus.

Personally, I was about 30 seconds into this video and couldn't stop laughing...

[:D]

Another internet classic!




TheHeretic -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 12:08:54 PM)

    ROFL!  Now that's just fucking hilarious, Sugar.  Makes me glad I finally got the high-speed connection working.




johnxinxscruz -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 12:17:49 PM)


I ... am speechless.

Yet another republican law trying to restrict our personal and lifestyle freedoms! I can't believe this. Non-consensual skull-fucking is already covered by other laws, but this law would make consensual skull fucking, a lifestyle choice, completely illegal!!

I say we start a counter-movement. Americans for Skull Fucking. Who's in?





CuriousLord -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 12:26:20 PM)

Needs to be in the Humor section.

PS-  It's a good board; probably not visited as often as it should be.




LotusSong -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 12:44:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SugarMyChurro

"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2889221/subchannel/viralvideo?sublisting=&sort=&&relatedPage=3&numPerPage=10

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I favor this important piece of legislation. Everyone should see this.


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?




FullCircle -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 12:47:39 PM)

"U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007"

Catchy name. You’ll also note it’s only restricted not prohibited.

edited: +note 




Zensee -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 2:20:26 PM)

I hope someone's keeping an eye out for that senator...


Z.




mnottertail -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 2:23:21 PM)

it is a democratic plot as usual, just like taking rush off the air.  Sinergy will come out here and once again blame it on the Carter administration and the liberal media.

Rupert Murdoch 




TreasureKY -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 2:31:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?


Another news story from The Onion.

Their homepage here.

Firm (on Treasure's account).

edited to add:

Their video news.









windchymes -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 2:35:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zensee

I hope someone's keeping an eye out for that senator...


Z.



<Groan>[:D]




Real0ne -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 4:12:25 PM)



i am in fucking tears i'm laughing so hard






TheHeretic -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 5:59:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >




    My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...




mnottertail -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 7:32:35 PM)

next the liberal media and carter will be hiding the fact that they are trying to pass a prohibitive obicularis oris penetration act.

Neo-con Ron




Sinergysdarlin -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 8:28:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

it is a democratic plot as usual, just like taking rush off the air.  Sinergy will come out here and once again blame it on the Carter administration and the liberal media.

Rupert Murdoch 


Sinergy is busy buying shoes and unable to respond. 
 
Sinergy's darlin




LotusSong -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 8:35:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >



   My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...




'Twas just a minor spelling correction.  Ya gotta be quicker, Rych :)




TheHeretic -> RE: The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (9/1/2007 9:31:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Wait.. this is supposed to be a fabricated viral vid?
 
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/1/2007 12:46:06 PM >



  My regret for the day is not seeing the comment before the edit...




'Twas just a minor spelling correction.  Ya gotta be quicker, Rych :)




      If you say so, Lotus.  I mean, It HAD to be a joke. C'mon, Sugar, supporting legislation proposed by a Republican???

   




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