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Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 4:32:33 PM   
MistressShuggie


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Status: offline 		“Block sender” is a great start, but where’s the “slap out of the universe” button?

I want a “forward to his wife” button.  

A little shock prod button to click for the people who didn’t read my profile, didn’t attach a photo, and then become belligerent and tell me it’s my loss.  

A “reality check” button for the folks from foreign countries… umm, no 3000 miles (oops, make that km) isn’t convenient.  

A “zap that man from Orlando to here” button would be handy. I wonder if I clicked it as much as needed if I’d break the internet? Oh, and a "strip him naked" button would be happy time.
 
A “can he perform sexually” meter would be swell. Click, click, click.  

The “sub or psycho” button, super handy!  

Gotta have a “photo dater” button. Oooh, and a “photo collector button, too.”  

And do I have to even say it? “Spell check!”  

What did I miss?

*edited for spelling*


< Message edited by MistressShuggie -- 8/31/2007 4:35:07 PM >
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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 4:38:46 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		They say the more operations a device has the more complicated and hard to use it becomes. People want things to do more but at the same time they want them to be simple.

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 4:39:18 PM   
Level


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Status: offline 		Nice pic.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 4:59:09 PM   
MistressShuggie


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Status: offline 		Thanks, Level.

You just cracked me up, by the way.


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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 5:01:55 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Why is that heart covering up your gash?....I wish they had a button that would remove such annoying things.

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 5:26:26 PM   
bignipples2share


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Status: offline 		Dang, I'm in envy..I never had a body like that..wtf.... I was robbed I tell ya...totally robbed

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 6:38:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressShuggie

Thanks, Level.

You just cracked me up, by the way.


Good , and you're quite welcome.
 
 

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 8/31/2007 8:52:53 PM   
MistressShuggie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bignipples2share

Dang, I'm in envy..I never had a body like that..wtf.... I was robbed I tell ya...totally robbed

How very kind of you to say! Thank you!

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/1/2007 9:35:08 AM   
SweetSarijane


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Status: offline 		Why not just a one button fits all? Think the action, hit the button, presto! Simple and easy.

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/1/2007 9:37:08 AM   
LotusSong


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressShuggie

Thanks, Level.

You just cracked me up, by the way.




Kewl! I've never seen a woman with a heart-on  :)

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/1/2007 9:43:28 AM   
came4U


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Status: offline 		MistressShuggie:

I have been gardening all summer.

How about a click click like magic to scrub my feet as clean as yours and take all the clay stains off em?? LOL

click click!!

Ps. does your nik have any reference to the Color Purple??

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/1/2007 8:56:43 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		So you want the 'Staple's' easy button?! Why not have FUN with morons and trolls?! Its a bonafide hobby.  

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/2/2007 7:09:39 AM   
SimplyMichael


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Status: offline 		I want the button that turns the 55 year old guy with the picture of the hot 18 year old co-ed into the hot 18 year old co-ed.  One to turn the 20 something hot "lesbian" who is actually just some horny dude into a hot 20 something lesbian would be cool too.

Although the "reality check button" would be a pretty cool tool for rude jerks like me.

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/2/2007 9:51:45 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


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Status: offline 		Reality check reporting for duty! :-)

(although, I have a much more interesting button for you to push)

< Message edited by BossyShoeBitch -- 9/2/2007 10:00:38 AM >

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RE: Pushing Our Buttons - 9/3/2007 3:25:18 AM   
MistressShuggie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: came4U

Ps. does your nik have any reference to the Color Purple??

Celie's Song is one of my all time favorites—my ex GF used to sing it for me all the time. We had a nice year, and the song stayed with me.

I use "sugar" as a term of endearment frequently, and that's where it came from. I didn't think long and hard about it. ;o)

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