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MistressShuggie -> Pushing Our Buttons (8/31/2007 4:32:33 PM)
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“Block sender” is a great start, but where’s the “slap out of the universe” button?
I want a “forward to his wife” button.
A little shock prod button to click for the people who didn’t read my profile, didn’t attach a photo, and then become belligerent and tell me it’s my loss.
A “reality check” button for the folks from foreign countries… umm, no 3000 miles (oops, make that km) isn’t convenient.
A “zap that man from Orlando to here” button would be handy. I wonder if I clicked it as much as needed if I’d break the internet? Oh, and a "strip him naked" button would be happy time.
A “can he perform sexually” meter would be swell. Click, click, click.
The “sub or psycho” button, super handy!
Gotta have a “photo dater” button. Oooh, and a “photo collector button, too.”
And do I have to even say it? “Spell check!”
What did I miss?
*edited for spelling*
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