Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Miscellaneous


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Miscellaneous Page: [1] 2 3   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 5:16:23 AM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline 		Post any old oddball thing here.
~
 
What's the difference between OJ and Tang? Tang won't kill you.
 
~
 
What was Captain America doing with a burrito in his pants?
 
~
 
"I don’t know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it."
Tony Snow, White House spokesman, on former President Clinton’s criticism of Bush’s commutation of Lewis "Scooter" Libby’s prison sentence
 
~
 
President Bush's approval rating walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we can't serve you.".
"Why not?" asks the rating.
"Because you're under 21."
 
~
 
"I’ve kind of fallen out of love with politics."
Al Gore, the former vice president again waving off calls to run for president


< Message edited by Level -- 7/12/2007 5:17:17 AM >

_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 5:21:25 AM   
KatyLied


Posts: 13029
Joined: 2/24/2005
From: Pennsylvania
Status: offline
quote:

Post any old oddball thing here.


The air conditioning in my car is broken.  It will cost $500.00+ to have it repaired.  If it leaks out before the end of summer, I won't be smelling too good on the ride home from work.  (car has too many miles on it to consider that expenditure OR I need a sugar daddy)


_____________________________

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
- Albert Einstein

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 5:48:59 AM   
GhitaAmati


Posts: 3263
Joined: 5/30/2007
Status: offline 		If humans weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?

_____________________________

I said I was a submissive, I never said I was a GOOD submissive.


Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
~Woody Allen

(in reply to KatyLied)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 8:59:19 AM   
Termyn8or


Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline 		I'm with Ghita. Cannibalism would solve so many problems at once.

T

(in reply to GhitaAmati)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:07:42 AM   
BRNaughtyAngel


Posts: 1821
Status: offline 		I'm hungry.

(in reply to Termyn8or)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:10:24 AM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline 		Just got back from the doctor, lab results day.
 
My diabetes numbers are friggin superb, if I do say so myself. For all intents and purposes, they are at non-diabetic levels.
 
Kinda hungry here, too......

_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to BRNaughtyAngel)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:12:19 AM   
philosophy


Posts: 5284
Joined: 2/15/2004
Status: offline 		....i'm logging off to make some breakfast.......and it's too hot here.......

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:23:08 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: philosophy

....i'm logging off to make some breakfast.......and it's too hot here.......


Would you just stop it!? This is the first sunny day here in three weeks now - rain, rain and some more rain until today.

You picked a fine time to leave Wales my dear
The rain has been falling
Its been quite appalling, for weeks
We've been through some bad times
So please, please just dont whine
About how your new land is hot
You picked a fine time to leave Wales my dear

(with apologies to Kenny Rogers' Lucille)

E


_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to philosophy)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 10:05:00 AM   
RosaB


Posts: 852
Joined: 1/10/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Just got back from the doctor, lab results day.
 
My diabetes numbers are friggin superb, if I do say so myself. For all intents and purposes, they are at non-diabetic levels.
 
Kinda hungry here, too......



That's great to hear, I'm thrilled for you.    Keep this up, you'll be eating lc cake at my b-day/wedding combo reception in April. 

Rosa

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 10:12:33 AM   
philosophy


Posts: 5284
Joined: 2/15/2004
Status: offline 		...trust me, you wouldn't like the mossies.........

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 3:53:15 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


Posts: 2809
Joined: 5/23/2005
From: P'burgh PA
Status: offline
quote:

What's the difference between OJ and Tang? Tang won't kill you.
 
Hey! He's looking for the killer. Sheesh a guy gets completely acquitted and y'all still think he's guilty.*
 
* Full understanding of sarcasm and a sense of humor is a necessity to read this post.


_____________________________

Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 4:03:35 PM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

What's the difference between OJ and Tang? Tang won't kill you.
 
Hey! He's looking for the killer. Sheesh a guy gets completely acquitted and y'all still think he's guilty.*
 
* Full understanding of sarcasm and a sense of humor is a necessity to read this post.



Yes, and he'll search every nook and every cranny on every golf course until he finds them.....

_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to SDFemDom4cuck)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 4:03:41 PM   
girl4you2


Posts: 1622
Joined: 8/4/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied
The air conditioning in my car is broken.  It will cost $500.00+ to have it repaired.  If it leaks out before the end of summer, I won't be smelling too good on the ride home from work.  (car has too many miles on it to consider that expenditure OR I need a sugar daddy)


Katy,
they make manuals for those things. as someone who's spent most of a day figuring out how to take a filter motor apart, most of this stuff isn't really rocket science. figure most mechanics just learned by putzing around, and if you have a manual, some tools, and a decent brain (which you have and then some), you can figure out how to do it yourself. sometimes you can even find the manual and photographs online if you do a search on bulletin boards for the car type as well. i learned my lesson with my last car, and any work done on the one i have now will be either by me or with my eyes glued to the mechanic.

_____________________________

maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. is maith an scáthán súil charad. is leor nod don eolach.
got shoes?

(in reply to KatyLied)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 4:33:45 PM   
SugarMyChurro


Posts: 1912
Joined: 4/26/2007
Status: offline 		girl4you2:

AC uses refrigerants which are probably controlled. The system may be hard to diagnose without special tools. Sure, if it's a leak maybe she can find it and switch out the line; if it's the compressor she can swap that out too - but after that she will most likely require a professional to finish the job.

As computerized components flourish and all kinds of sophisticated equipment is installed in cars - stuff like fuel "infection" and hydraulic mounts and suspension systems - the less you are able to repair the vehicles yourself because of the specialized tools required to do the work in the first place.

That said, I do admire your DIY attitude!

(in reply to girl4you2)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 4:34:37 PM   
thompsonx


Posts: 23322
Joined: 10/1/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

Post any old oddball thing here.


The air conditioning in my car is broken.  It will cost $500.00+ to have it repaired.  If it leaks out before the end of summer, I won't be smelling too good on the ride home from work.  (car has too many miles on it to consider that expenditure OR I need a sugar daddy)



KatyLied:
Do you know what is wrong with it?  Is it a mechanical failure, electrical failure or a refrigerant problem?  The first two are pretty much a nuts and bolts problem the later would require a set of gauges and some refrigerant.  Baring solving the problem that way there is always 4-60.
thompson

(in reply to KatyLied)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:10:28 PM   
MzMia


Posts: 5333
Joined: 7/30/2004
Status: offline 		It will be August in 2.5 weeks, time to start Christmas shopping.
5 months and about 160 days till Christmas.
 
ho ho ho

_____________________________

Namaste'
To Each His/Her Own
"DENIAL ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain


What's your favorite fetish?
"My partner's whisper"--bloomswell

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:16:13 PM   
TheHeretic


Posts: 19100
Joined: 3/25/2007
From: California, USA
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Just got back from the doctor, lab results day.
 
My diabetes numbers are friggin superb, if I do say so myself. For all intents and purposes, they are at non-diabetic levels.
 
Kinda hungry here, too......




    Poe says, "right on!" and I'll add a "way to go!"  We're really glad to hear this.  Keep it up!

_____________________________

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humor have such an inflated sense of self-importance.


(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/12/2007 9:38:05 PM   
domiguy


Posts: 12952
Joined: 5/2/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

Post any old oddball thing here.


The air conditioning in my car is broken.  It will cost $500.00+ to have it repaired.  If it leaks out before the end of summer, I won't be smelling too good on the ride home from work.  (car has too many miles on it to consider that expenditure OR I need a sugar daddy)



Since you appear to be noseless...This lack of personal hygiene should go unnoticed...Now those cocker spaniel ears of yours....Never mind, you don't have eyes either.

_____________________________



(in reply to KatyLied)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/13/2007 3:02:36 AM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Just got back from the doctor, lab results day.
 
My diabetes numbers are friggin superb, if I do say so myself. For all intents and purposes, they are at non-diabetic levels.
 
Kinda hungry here, too......




   Poe says, "right on!" and I'll add a "way to go!"  We're really glad to hear this.  Keep it up!


Thanks Rich and Poe , I appreciate ya'lls support and friendship.

_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to TheHeretic)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: Miscellaneous - 7/13/2007 3:20:02 AM   
cuddleheart50


Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		It's finally Friday, and that makes me soooo happy!!

_____________________________

Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.


(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2 3   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Miscellaneous Page: [1] 2 3   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.125