Post any old oddball thing here.
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What's the difference between OJ and Tang? Tang won't kill you.
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"I don’t know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it."
Tony Snow, White House spokesman, on former President Clinton’s criticism of Bush’s commutation of Lewis "Scooter" Libby’s prison sentence
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President Bush's approval rating walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we can't serve you.".
"Why not?" asks the rating.
"Because you're under 21."
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"I’ve kind of fallen out of love with politics."
Al Gore, the former vice president again waving off calls to run for president