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RE: Did I say that? - 7/5/2007 6:39:01 PM   
shadevarr


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Status: offline 		One monday several months ago, one of my co-workers said she had a blast at the "fetish ball". Here I stood shocked, thinking she just outed herself and then I poke around very carefully and lo and behold....I somehow got hired onto a kink friendly job.  Color me shocked and suprised.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/5/2007 7:06:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

In a previous life I managed the Service Department for a Construction Co. I was a lucky lucky woman that got to tell 30 big burly guys what to do all day long. I was also well known for not taking any shit from said guys and having high expectations in getting the work done. For Christmas my first year they presented me with a whip mounted on a plaque dedicated to their "Favorite Slave Driver" at our Departmental holiday dinner. My date that evening (a sub) and I were giggling about it when my mike was unexpectedly turned on just in time to hear..."wait till we get home precious and I use that on your sweet little tushie."

Dead silence...except for one lone voice that said. "OMG did she just say what I think she said???"

Of course, the good outcome was that I got far less shit from those guys after I mounted it within arms reach of my desk.


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RE: Did I say that? - 7/5/2007 7:29:25 PM   
heavenleigh


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Status: offline 		Okay, one of my many embarrassing stories...  Master and I were in a bookstore, and I had picked up a copy of Philip K. Dick's 'Paycheck'.  Then I put it down, since I always feel a little guilty about spending money on myself.  Then I picked it up again, since I really enjoy his work and really wanted a new book.  Then I put it down, then..... You get the picture.  So after a bit of wandering, Master finds me and tells me it's time to go.  I rush over and pick up the book again.  He raises an eyebrow at me, and says 'so, are you really going to buy that?'

I reply, much louder than I intended, 'Why not?  I like Dick.' 

Should I first describe how red my face got, or how many heads looked up in my direction?

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/5/2007 8:48:36 PM   
Elorin


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Status: offline 		I've done it, though I can't think of any specific stories off the top of my head. I'm sure M could remember every one...but I do recall blushing bright red more than once when I said something into a sudden silence in a room.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 2:06:44 PM   
Phin


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Of course, the good outcome was that I got far less shit from those guys after I mounted it within arms reach of my desk.
Nice.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 7:18:12 PM   
jmslilbytch


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Status: offline 		Now that's funny. Thanks for the laughs folks. Can't think of any myself at the moment, I know I've done a few though.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 8:17:01 PM   
LadyPaige


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Status: offline 		The closest I got was when my daughter in law asked me if I could babysit and instead of saying I was having dinner with friends, as I usually refer to it, I said I was going to a munch.  Hopefully if she ever learns the meaning of that term she'll have forgotten that I went to one.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 11:29:01 PM   
LadyHeart


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Status: offline 		Mine isn't what I said but what I did. I bought a strap-on at the local sex store, then went into a department store with the bag, completely forgetting the bag search on the way out. The look on the assistant's face as she got an eyeful of my purchase was priceless - almost made up for the cringe factor...

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 11:38:08 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


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Status: offline 		So, did she ask you to show a receipt?

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/6/2007 11:43:45 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Its what I almost said:   I work with health care professionals.  Sitting in a meeting one afternoon, and there is a discussion of modifying the behavior of one of the staff.  And one of the female therapists says "He really needs some CBT.  I bet I can get some response with CBT!"  and others join in "Yah, we should try CBT on him!"

Uh...it means cognitive behavioral therapy to some...

I am SO glad I kept my mouth shut.

E.

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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 6:13:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		At work a couple of days ago one of the guys had a rope burn on his forearm from starting a lawn mower but the gals were teasing him about his wife tying him up. I don't normally work with that group of people but the teasing kept going on until I murmured something about "as long as it was consensual...."

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 6:35:11 AM   
WyckedMystress


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Status: offline 		what a fabulous thread and some awesome stories.

thanks for sharing

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 6:35:31 AM   
Manawyddan


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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956
Its what I almost said: I work with health care professionals. Sitting in a meeting one afternoon, and there is a discussion of modifying the behavior of one of the staff. And one of the female therapists says "He really needs some CBT. I bet I can get some response with CBT!" and others join in "Yah, we should try CBT on him!"

Uh...it means cognitive behavioral therapy to some...


It means computer based training where I work, and traditionally I have managed to restrain my internal giggles when I hear it used ... but the scenario you describe would be forcing those restraints pretty hard ...

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 12:13:53 PM   
Sub03


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Status: offline 		I haven't outed myself yet but almost did---was talking to my sister on the phone one day and I was talking about my Master who she just knows as my boyfriend. Anyway I always use his name when I talk about him with her but as I was talking that time I started to say Master but caught myself just before I said it.

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 1:21:57 PM   
CutieMouse


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Status: offline 		A few years ago, the upstairs neighbor had an overnight guest who had a really annoying habit of screaming "OH. My. GOD!" over and over and over and over during sex. Nonstop, at the top of her lungs, in an 80 year old building, with their bedroom right above mine.

After several nights in a row of being kept up until 3am hearing her shreak, my boss said something.

boss: You look really beat lately- anything wrong?
me: The upstairs neighbor has had an abnormally active sex life the last few evenings.
boss: (Raising an eyebrow) Really... so are you like seeing him or something?
me: God no.
boss: Have you tried saying something to him?
me: Like what? Panties make good last minute gags?

*very awkward silence*

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 1:45:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		At my next-to-last job I worked with 7 guys in the office and about a dozen out in the field.  There was one guy there that I confided in who knew what I was up to and he used to let me know when I'd made a 'slip'.  When I was first hired, he was the same one who complained "Who the hell hired the nun?".  LOL  Before long, he let me know that from various slips (and some nosiness on their part), they knew that I had pierced nipples, practiced anal sex, and was a member of alt.  One day I wore my black leather pants with a sweater and boots and OMG.  It was all over after that.  Shortly before I quit, I decided to 'let it all hang out' and ordered a bullwhip - delivered by mail to the office.  The look on everyone's face as I walked through the office cracking it was priceless!  One of the guys actually hid behind the wall of his cubicle.  Of course, I could get away with this only because they were like a bunch of frat boys and had porn posted all over the place.  I'd been there for over 3 years and never complained.  (In actuality I was enjoying them myself.)  At my next (and last) real job, people were making some jokes and I just couldn't help myself.  I hadn't been there long enough for them to really know me.  I joked about liking whips and chains and they all just about laughed themselves to death.  If only they knew.....
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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 1:48:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		mom over heard me makingg plans to gog to sanjojjjse fofr a week and I also hhahd to mention shhe'd be having to watcch my  bf's dodg, she says why are you goging to sanjose andd I sed sex related stuff lol. then I said no not really just kidding there's a big social event comingg up JJames and I want to go too.

Sheh nkows I am kinky and into bddsm, so it wasn't any supprise if I had not said no just kiddingg

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 2:09:36 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Allow me to say...I've always loved you.

(And I mean that).


LOL That's what they all say...and let's face it...who wouldn't??? I'm just so damned loveable!

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 2:19:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

mom over heard me makingg plans to gog to sanjojjjse fofr a week and I also hhahd to mention shhe'd be having to watcch my  bf's dodg, she says why are you goging to sanjose andd I sed sex related stuff lol. then I said no not really just kidding there's a big social event comingg up JJames and I want to go too.

Sheh nkows I am kinky and into bddsm, so it wasn't any supprise if I had not said no just kiddingg


What ever your on today I want some!!! ((giggles))

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RE: Did I say that? - 7/7/2007 2:29:36 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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ORIGINAL: MstrssScarlet

The look on everyone's face as I walked through the office cracking it was priceless!  One of the guys actually hid behind the wall of his cubicle. 


Oh now this made me laugh. The Monday following the dinner and plaque presentation the crews were all wandering in and out of my office. Of course, all the guys were playing Indiana Jones with the whip. None of them could figure out how to make it "snap". Right after My chocolate raspberry cocoa went flying across the room from a ill advised attempt on one of their parts I got a tad perturbed.

I snatched it from him and proceeded to lecture them that it wasn't a toy. There was an art and a science to throwing a whip. I pushed past them and stalked down the hall and out into the "yard" snarling "Yard, NOW". You have to picture this. I'm 5'3. I'm wearing my little charcoal pinstriped business suit and 4 inch stilletto heels. Here I am leading a group of construction studs that are all easily twice my size like the Pied Piper of Hamlin. I proceeded to lecture them on what kind of damage it can do. Then I showed them how to throw. I'm not an expert by any means. I've practiced with a whip less than a dozen times and an 8ft bullwhip can be a more than a little unwieldly for Me. I still managed to show them enough to scare the bejeezus out of more than a couple of them.

I march back into my office and tell them class is dismissed and get to work. 10 minutes later one of the biggest guys (and the cocoa culprit) walks in and sets a replacement cup of cocoa on the corner of my desk. he turned around at least once and started to say something then just shook his head and mumbled..." I'm afraid to ask how you even know how to do that." and walked away.

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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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