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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 7:57:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Morning everyone.
I miss potty too.  I sent her a text, I emailed her... nothing.  I'm kind of worried.

And I'm just stopping by.  Been working hard looking for a job.  Had a great interview last week, and the man says to me "we don't have any openings, but I wanted you to come in because I enjoy talking to you."   So, I drove half an hour each way, gas is $1.89 a gallon, and he wanted just to talk to me.  Sigh.  Maybe he'll have an opening soon.  Hope springs eternal.

Nice to see y'all again.  And Miss H - sorry to hear about your brother.  My sister had something similar also recently.  Hugs.

Mr. B.  You?  high and mighty?  pfffffffffft  It seems from over here that what you do is just talk about real life... NOT online crap.  bah. 

Here's coffee y'all and some wonderful oranges, some limeade, and some lemonade.  i went to the Farmer's Market this weekend.  Got some seed potatoes too which were planted this weekend.


Good morning girl, check you mailbox the check is in the mail smile and be careful when you open it there is a personal note from the both of us,I hope your guys enjoy the treats...Farmers market so soon?....My baby is geared up to sell just about the only certified organic produce within a 100 miles smile..Our little store is going well mostly drop shipping electronics gear ,Cb's, related items, hunting lites and lots of horse gear...AND SUNSHINE WHO WOULDN'T PAY TO TALK TO A PRETTY LITTLE WENCH LIKE YOU..POTATOES ARE PLANTED ON GOOD FRIDAY AROUND HERE..I have a young sweetie that stops here to chat and spend some time..NO I am not tying to get in her panties,I enjoy the chats..Usually its about horses hounds ,lately the anomic..Diane says why let that girl waste you time,??I emjoy her doing so lol..




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 7:58:17 AM)

Dear Mr. Bounty,
I understand you are the new advice columnist at CM.  I am glad to see that.  I love Cali to pieces, but her answer to everything was "give a blow job".  Good advice, always, and she even gave real exercises for the folks that needed to .... brush up on their skills. 

But anyway... Mr. Bounty, I just got home from a few days away, and the M's were working on the garden.  I went out with them and well I was walking around the dirt with no shoes or socks on.  oooo the dirt felt good between my toes (no manure... yet).  So now my feet are dry.  What is the lesson? 

Thank you,
sunshine in the sky
garden in the toes




PommeDeMonSang -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:02:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Good morning folks,coffes on and a tray of sweet fingers are on the counter,I wonder what ever happer to the orginal virgin we miss her around here..I woke to the smell of something absolutely delicous baking around 5  this morning,So I hurried up to sample the wares,but don't you know it,pets treates baking so early smelling so good,I am one of the offical taste testers along with ol' Sam, MZ Tiffany zeak, dollar pooh dedee and the cats..williow, punkin, shorty pants, ol' mosie.and boo..those that ordered last week, the goodies are on the way...About 150 messages, as always most are about S andS,"sex and submission"A few about a womans cycle and what I think..but most of all one from a so called sadistic master with 6 slaves from KY"""Smile "
""ask me this...bounty yes He didn't bother to cap my name but who gives a shit,I don't worry about things like that...any way.."bounty you sit there so high and mighty pass out bullshit get real."I sit here passing out what I know not what I am, For I am 100 times more then you could ever be...My life experiences I would put up with any ones....If you want to know this """SIC gentleman""". write I"LL give you his handle and some pertain info about him////Well everyone enjoy this morning..OPPPS before I forget,I am buying my own server and will have lots of room to host your sites as well..Look for upcoming announcment..B


go figure some ass in the area im living in would do that to good Bounty Sir. youll have mail from me inquiring in a few.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:03:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Dear Mr. Bounty,
I understand you are the new advice columnist at CM.  I am glad to see that.  I love Cali to pieces, but her answer to everything was "give a blow job".  Good advice, always, and she even gave real exercises for the folks that needed to .... brush up on their skills. 

But anyway... Mr. Bounty, I just got home from a few days away, and the M's were working on the garden.  I went out with them and well I was walking around the dirt with no shoes or socks on.  oooo the dirt felt good between my toes (no manure... yet).  So now my feet are dry.  What is the lesson? 

Thank you,
sunshine in the sky
garden in the toes


The answer my child is this, every once in a while we must ground our soul, getting back to the MOTHER EARTH from which we sprang..Its a good lesson but remember that you can pick up pin worms by going barefooted..THE all knowing one lol..IS Cali passing out free blow jobs if so send her here smile..




PommeDeMonSang -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:06:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

What a crock Bounty ..my theory is that those that attack like that feel inferior ...... and makes me wonder what I said that triggered their button lol ..but then Im nosey that way ...

Have a wonderfull Day everyone


i will do my best Ma'am and its good to hear from you and hope all is well.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:09:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PommeDeMonSang

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ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

What a crock Bounty ..my theory is that those that attack like that feel inferior ...... and makes me wonder what I said that triggered their button lol ..but then Im nosey that way ...

Have a wonderfull Day everyone


i will do my best Ma'am and its good to hear from you and hope all is well.


You got cmail..TO the rest of you My baby has persuaded me to remain on a higher level and not sink to that ah's..B




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:09:59 AM)

I'll just go ahead and drop a line to Cali Mr.  Bounty Sir. 

*runs to look for worms on my feet




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:15:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I'll just go ahead and drop a line to Cali Mr.  Bounty Sir. 

*runs to look for worms on my feet


You do that and you have cmaill.. 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:18:01 AM)

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CalifChick -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:30:29 AM)

I heard my name was being taken in vain in these here parts.  I do not dispense free blowjobs, Bounty Sir... well, okay, I do, but that's beside the point... I advise others to just drop to their knees and get after it.  Cures all sorts of ills.  And even if it doesn't, they'll forget whatever it was they were kvetching about.


Cali




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 8:35:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I heard my name was being taken in vain in these here parts.  I do not dispense free blow jobs, Bounty Sir... well, okay, I do, but that's beside the point... I advise others to just drop to their knees and get after it.  Cures all sorts of ills.  And even if it doesn't, they'll forget whatever it was they were kvetching about.


Cali



Well Cali you came highly recommended as a prize cock sucker and those are hard to find smile..I feel all relaxed and ready to face the world,I have one every morning right after my first cup of coffee of course,drop by any ol' time be sure to wear your knee pads... 




fluffypet61 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 9:03:31 AM)

i have a confession to make....i am afraid (panic) of dogs, horses, and other animals.  (Also allergic to cats.)  Pets in cages or fish bowls are not a problem. 
 
There are so many wonderful people and places i'd like to visit but i know they have these pets and i avoid them. 
 
My son chains up his dog in the yard when i visit.  One of my daughters puts her cats in a room and shuts the door.  But they are family and i am their mother.
 
My friends and accquaintances are different.  i make excuses not to visit.  i am ashamed and embarrased.  i can't tell someone to remove their family pet from the room just because i freak out and panic around animals.
 
One time SHH tried to get me to sit in the same living room with a girl and her dog.  i did it because He said i must.  By the time we left i was shaking.  After that i always waited in the car.
 
There ... i said it.  i'm sorry and i apologize.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 9:11:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

i have a confession to make....i am afraid (panic) of dogs, horses, and other animals.  (Also allergic to cats.)  Pets in cages or fish bowls are not a problem. 
 
There are so many wonderful people and places i'd like to visit but i know they have these pets and i avoid them. 
 
My son chains up his dog in the yard when i visit.  One of my daughters puts her cats in a room and shuts the door.  But they are family and i am their mother.
 
My friends and accquaintances are different.  i make excuses not to visit.  i am ashamed and embarrased.  i can't tell someone to remove their family pet from the room just because i freak out and panic around animals.
 
One time SHH tried to get me to sit in the same living room with a girl and her dog.  i did it because He said i must.  By the time we left i was shaking.  After that i always waited in the car.
 
There ... i said it.  i'm sorry and i apologize.


No need to apologize girl for there are many like you out there..the perfect cure is for you is for you to pet and let MZ TIFFANY sit on your lap, she a people person and never has met a person she didn't love..We had a girl come that was afraid of horse and when she left she was doing the stalls and pushing Beau the big Belgium out of her way..Did you have a bad experience with dogs as a child ,have you ever been bitten..I am sorry for people that can't enjoy the love provided by critters..Maybe this summer you can come visit MZ TIFFANY, shes the cure.. smile... 




fluffypet61 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 9:22:04 AM)

Not bitten, just jumped up on.  When i was young they all seemed dirty, smelled bad and slimey.  They wanted to lick and slobber all over everybody.  i was never around pets at home growing up.
 
It seems silly, i guess, to people who have made pets part of their family.  i envy the love and comfort people get from their pets.  But i just panic.  Sorry.




Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 9:57:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Good morning folks,coffes on and a tray of sweet fingers are on the counter,I wonder what ever happer to the orginal virgin we miss her around here..I woke to the smell of something absolutely delicous baking around 5  this morning,So I hurried up to sample the wares,but don't you know it,pets treates baking so early smelling so good,I am one of the offical taste testers along with ol' Sam, MZ Tiffany zeak, dollar pooh dedee and the cats..williow, punkin, shorty pants, ol' mosie.and boo..those that ordered last week, the goodies are on the way...About 150 messages, as always most are about S andS,"sex and submission"A few about a womans cycle and what I think..but most of all one from a so called sadistic master with 6 slaves from KY"""Smile "
""ask me this...bounty yes He didn't bother to cap my name but who gives a shit,I don't worry about things like that...any way.."bounty you sit there so high and mighty pass out bullshit get real."I sit here passing out what I know not what I am, For I am 100 times more then you could ever be...My life experiences I would put up with any ones....If you want to know this """SIC gentleman""". write I"LL give you his handle and some pertain info about him////Well everyone enjoy this morning..OPPPS before I forget,I am buying my own server and will have lots of room to host your sites as well..Look for upcoming announcment..B


So some one messaged you to bitch about other people messaging you?  What a POG! 

The insanity of people never ceases to amaze me. 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 10:44:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Good morning folks,coffes on and a tray of sweet fingers are on the counter,I wonder what ever happer to the orginal virgin we miss her around here..I woke to the smell of something absolutely delicous baking around 5  this morning,So I hurried up to sample the wares,but don't you know it,pets treates baking so early smelling so good,I am one of the offical taste testers along with ol' Sam, MZ Tiffany zeak, dollar pooh dedee and the cats..williow, punkin, shorty pants, ol' mosie.and boo..those that ordered last week, the goodies are on the way...About 150 messages, as always most are about S andS,"sex and submission"A few about a womans cycle and what I think..but most of all one from a so called sadistic master with 6 slaves from KY"""Smile "
""ask me this...bounty yes He didn't bother to cap my name but who gives a shit,I don't worry about things like that...any way.."bounty you sit there so high and mighty pass out bullshit get real."I sit here passing out what I know not what I am, For I am 100 times more then you could ever be...My life experiences I would put up with any ones....If you want to know this """SIC gentleman""". write I"LL give you his handle and some pertain info about him////Well everyone enjoy this morning..OPPPS before I forget,I am buying my own server and will have lots of room to host your sites as well..Look for upcoming announcment..B


So some one messaged you to bitch about other people messaging you?  What a POG! 

The insanity of people never ceases to amaze me. 


G'day aylee in so many words yes he did, perhaps one was one of his slaves seeking advice smile...




PommeDeMonSang -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 12:34:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: PommeDeMonSang

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ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

What a crock Bounty ..my theory is that those that attack like that feel inferior ...... and makes me wonder what I said that triggered their button lol ..but then Im nosey that way ...

Have a wonderfull Day everyone


i will do my best Ma'am and its good to hear from you and hope all is well.


You got cmail..TO the rest of you My baby has persuaded me to remain on a higher level and not sink to that ah's..B


gottem both and they are back at ya ;)




Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 12:34:37 PM)

Obviously this individual has WAY too much time on his hands.  Send him to my place, I have oooodles of things that need done that will help to keep him occupied and out of other people's business. 

Dayum. . . I sound like my parents when I was a kid.  LOL  You have time to be putting your nose where it does not belong?. . . well, then you have time for some chores.  You are bored?. . . well here is a list of things that need done. 

After once or twice you LEARN better!  LOL




PommeDeMonSang -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 12:38:39 PM)

yeps thats the truth Ma'am and you have messages waiting for you on YIM :P

E2A: im so absent minded today so dont mine my sillyness




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/25/2009 1:09:19 PM)

I am sitting here eating Vienna sausages out of the can with crackers and a long neck,yep my baby went to the store and forgot my lunch anyone want to cum cook for me...Its raining like hell here today but rain and lots of sunshine means summer is here sooner..Things are rocking here at the circle C will have a new Web site up soon and when I get the phone company to give me an answer why they can't provided service for my new server I'll become a website host..good ol ma bell is behind the times for sure..




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