Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Some pussy assistance please


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Some pussy assistance please Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 4:05:52 AM   
Rumtiger


Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline 		I'm having a little problem with my cat. (cmon you guys shoulda saw that joke coming a mile away).

I'm trying to get him to eat this urinary tract dietary food. Unfortunetly, since hes as picky and stubborn as...well...me, he absolutly refuses to eat it. Instead he consistantly begs for his old food, and any attempts to coerce him into eating his UT food food fails since the little bastards too smart for his own good. I've tried mixing a little bit of his old food with the diet stuff, but he instead just pushes the UT stuff out of the way and just munches at his old stuff, i've tried using a container where the old stuff in on tthe bottem and diet stuff is only on top, he just digs it up and eats the old stuff (deli cat) with his paws. And if i'm stern and just give him the diet stuff and nothing else no matter what type (I've tried 4 brands so far, all with the same effect) he'll just look at it and say "fuck you" and barely even nibble at the stuff.

So...help me out? Anybody got any ideas on how to get a cat to eat something they dont wnat to eat? He'll propably eat it if he gets hungry enough, but I dont want to see my cat stubbornly starving himself either.

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 5:44:22 AM   
cjenny


Posts: 1736
Joined: 11/27/2006
Status: offline 		Try adding something new and yummy, I use broasted chicken or canned salmon.

_____________________________

*Unless I cite a source it is MO.


~ ssssh. i think i've just found freedom. ~

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 6:20:59 AM   
mistoferin


Posts: 8284
Joined: 10/27/2004
Status: offline 		Rum, what is the old food and what is the new food?

_____________________________

Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 6:24:15 AM   
instynctive


Posts: 2726
Status: offline 		Get yourself a coffee  grinder ($10 at WalMart), and grind up the new food.. mix it in with some wet food or with some sort of "treat" (salmon, tuna, etc.)

That might work..

(in reply to mistoferin)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 6:32:09 AM   
domiguy


Posts: 12952
Joined: 5/2/2006
Status: offline 		This is exactly why every man should have a back-up plan when it comes to pussy....Your siamese not behaving properly? Well there is this cute little tabby right down the block.

_____________________________



(in reply to instynctive)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 6:52:40 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		Never fails with my neighbour's cat who's adopted me - pretend to eat it yourself and he'll come begging for it.

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to domiguy)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 7:19:45 AM   
GhitaAmati


Posts: 3263
Joined: 5/30/2007
Status: offline 		First, please don't ever withhold food from a cat...if he is being picky, make SURE he is eating something, don't assume that if you hold back all the other food he'll eat the prescription food...if he doesn't, he can be at risk for more severe illnesses. While a dog can go a day of so without food with no ill effects, a cat can't.

I don't know if the food you are trying to get him to eat is wet or dry, but the way you are describing him digging through it makes it sound like it's dry. Adding a can of wet food to his diet is going to help the urinary tract anyway, so start with that, another thing you can try is taking a chicken and boiling it, then soaking the food you want the cat to eat in the liquid until it is soft and mushy, then mix the food with some of the chicken or regular wet cat food.

ghita amati

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 7:43:19 AM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		Catnip, Rumtiger!  Get him all happy and playful, wear him out and he will get the munchies.  Mix some of his favorite fish or canned food on top of the new dry food.  Be sure to get the good quality catnip, try a store that sells fresh herbs. You can also get kitty greens already grown in a planter for him to munch at his leisure indoors.



_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 8:21:41 AM   
SugarMyChurro


Posts: 1912
Joined: 4/26/2007
Status: offline 		Personally, I would cock his head back every few hours and make him eat about 2-3 tablespoons worth of this new food by force if need be. Use something like a popsicle stick to force it down onto the back of the tongue. Make sure the tool is smooth and cannot cause the animal injury.

Do you brush your cats teeth also? Sure, they don't like it - but if it must be done it will be done!

(in reply to Vendaval)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 8:56:40 AM   
Alumbrado


Posts: 5560
Status: offline 		Just put down the new food, and leave it... if the domestic feline organism becomes strangely silent and refuses to move for a few days, you may have gone too far, but I'm betting that won't happen, even though it seems that your's has you pretty well trained...

(in reply to SugarMyChurro)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 9:29:01 AM   
popeye1250


Posts: 18104
Joined: 1/27/2006
From: New Hampshire
Status: offline 		Put the cat's head in a vice...
Just kidding, yeah, chop it up and mix it in with a treat.
I have a tube of hairball medicine that's real sticky and gooey.
The first time I tried to give it to "Bubba" in his mouth that didn't work too good but I spilled some on his paw and he licked it off.
*THEN* I read the directions and it said, "apply to cat's paw..."

_____________________________

"But Your Honor, this is not a Jury of my Peers, these people are all decent, honest, law-abiding citizens!"

(in reply to Alumbrado)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 10:27:03 AM   
soultoshare


Posts: 519
Joined: 8/24/2006
Status: offline 		Rumtiger.....

First, are urinary tract  infections a problem with your cat?  If they aren't, don't worry about them....I have had cats for years, and never once had a problem with urinary tract infections or problems of any kind.  Pet food companies jump on the same "healthy" foods bandwagon that human companies do.......hence the 50 different kinds of cat foods out there.  I give mine the indoor cat variety, and they do fine on it.  If your cat doesn't eat wet foods, take a piece of advice.....DON'T start him on it!  Trust me, I'd love to totally wean mine off the canned stuf....it's expensive, but not much seems to be digested, and it shows in the litter box!  I actually mix an indoor cat food vareity, and Science Diet Oral care and Hairball formula.  Seems to work fine.

Yes, kitty will eat when he gets hungry enough, but it's not healthy to let them reach the point that they are desperate for food...cats lose weight much faster than dogs, and getting back on them is tricky.  When I got my oldest cat, he was homesick, didn't eat, and lost half of his weight in less than a week....yes, he finally started eating....unfortunately, he hasn't STOPPED!  :)

Good luck with kitty......don't feel too bad about being trained.....they do it to all of us!  I think they are actually an alien race from outer space sent to insidiously take over the human race!  Damn good at it too!



_____________________________

This is where I should say something witty.....well, "SOMETHING WITTY!"

**********************************************

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

It's about learning to dance in the rain.



(in reply to popeye1250)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 10:51:12 AM   
lilsubl


Posts: 4595
Joined: 2/6/2006
Status: offline 		i would go with the chicken or fish juice on the food...my small dog is terminal & he decided not to eat for a few days...i drained a can of salmon onto his food & he ate it all & is still eating like a healthy animal...he just needed a jumpstart!

_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 12:19:52 PM   
Arpig


Posts: 9930
Joined: 1/3/2006
From: Increasingly further from reality
Status: offline 		put the new food down and leave it...he will get hungry enough to eat it in time. No cat will starve themselves. along the lines of making it more palatable for him, try putting a bit of vegetable oil on it

_____________________________

Big man! Pig Man!
Ha Ha...Charade you are!

Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?

CM's #1 All-Time Also-Ran


(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 12:53:59 PM   
brightspot


Posts: 3052
Status: offline 		Hi Rumtiger, I am wondering if this UT problem is along the lines of if he strays from this diet, blockage will happen?
 
I had a cat who had this problem and my vet did an operation where he opened the uninary track making it more like a urethra. It was a long time ago, but maybe you could mention this to your vet, this operation was successful and my cat never had problems urinating again.
 
Good Luck!
Missy.

_____________________________

"Comedy is NOT Pretty!" ~Peter Nelson

But..."May at Least One person have a sense of Humor!" ~KML.

http://360.yahoo.com/my_profile-TD4TwEw8crWS3GHFDcs_DK1rHmW6Dq_E;_ylt=Av2PfG9gH0wkQrMPivuMCivGAOJ3

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 4:32:19 PM   
Rumtiger


Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline 		Alright heres the skinny:

He eats dry food, old food is deli cat, new food brands are purina one and three other things the vet gave me, he treats them all the same. Yeah he just got over bacterial blockage, and while food is not a big factor I do want to have him start on this diet just to be safe. I'm not going to have him go on another medical procedure seeing as I just finished shelling out about 2 grand already so i'm prettyd ry in the wallet. He hates...HATES wet food, so trying to mix anything like that in would be a bit of a negative. Same goes with human food, the most he would do if you gave him some would be a quick nibble just to see what you where eating and then he would lose interest.

As for the whole treat idea, like I said, he knows how to push everything he heates aside and go for the good stuff.

The catip might work. So we'll see, heres hoping that kitty pot will come through.

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to brightspot)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 4:36:50 PM   
daddysblondie


Posts: 181
Joined: 3/17/2007
Status: offline 		The place where we adopted our cat suggested if we were going to switch the cats food that we start by mixing the old food with the new food. Eventually you put less of the old and more of the new until he's eating nothing but the new food.

Probably better than waiting until he gets hungry enough to eat the new stuff...

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 4:45:22 PM   
maybemaybenot


Posts: 2817
Joined: 9/22/2005
Status: offline 		 

Here's a link with some tips that may help:

http://www.vet.ohio-state.edu/2361.htm

mbmbn

_____________________________

Tolerance of evil is suicide.- NYC Firefighter

When tolerance is not reciprocated, tolerance becomes surrender.

(in reply to Rumtiger)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 4:53:24 PM   
windchymes


Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline 		Some cats are prone to kidney stones just like some humans are, and they're definitely related to diet.  What causes the urethral blockage are tiny "crystals" that, when they enlarge, actually look like sand in their bladder.  When the cat tries to pass them, they get jammed up in the tiny urethra and they can't pass them OR their urine.  Male cats are more susceptible to blockage because their urethras are much longer than females', so the sand gets stuck.   They're also more susceptible to bacterial infection then.  The bacteria itself doesn't CAUSE the blockage.

The special diets are low in ash and other minerals that cause the kidney and bladder crystals.  Unfortunately, they are also low in good flavor.  Mixing the regular food in with it, over time, is going to cause the cat to form crystals again. The special diet food doesn't have something in it that prevents the crystals forming, but rather,  it's LACKING or low in substances that increase the tendency to form crystals.   So mixing the special food with regular food just puts right back in what you're trying to keep out. 

Unfortunately, I don't have an answer for you on how to get the cat to eat it.  Good luck!  (Too bad they don't have some kind of cat food "spritzer" like those salad dressing spritzers that you could just spritz on the yucky food to make it taste good but still keep them healthy!)

_____________________________

You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

(in reply to daddysblondie)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: Some pussy assistance please - 6/25/2007 5:15:46 PM   
carolsea


Posts: 185
Joined: 10/4/2004
From: North Carolina
Status: offline 		What about a large syringe used to force-feed him?  Actually I wasn't so sure about the force feeding idea, but I googled it, and apparently people do that when their cat won't eat for some reason.  (But I wouldn't use a popsicle stick, no.)  The only thing is the danger of the cat aspirating the food into the lungs.  But forcing it might get him used to the taste of the new food.

Good luck!

_____________________________

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!

(in reply to windchymes)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Some pussy assistance please Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.078