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God's Latest Little Helper - 5/29/2007 8:39:03 PM

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"God has spoken to me," says Tom DeLay in the June 4, 2007, issue of The New Yorker. "I listen to God, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party...."

Suddenly, I have a whole new understanding of where Richard Dawkins is coming from.

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/29/2007 8:46:21 PM

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If that is going to be their approach for '08, I'm even happier to know Cindy Sheehan has quit the Democrats...

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 8:22:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

"God has spoken to me," says Tom DeLay in the June 4, 2007, issue of The New Yorker. "I listen to God, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party...."

".. and thern God laughed!"

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 9:42:41 AM

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God actually said REBUKING the Republican party but DeLay, like all Republicans had to lie...

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 12:37:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

"God has spoken to me," says Tom DeLay in the June 4, 2007, issue of The New Yorker. "I listen to God, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party...."

Just as crazy as any, "God has called me to {help the children, save the whales, restore unity, end racism, <other "callings">}"-preaching individual.

I think it happens to be easier for people to see these things when the "calling of God" doesn't happen to agree with them. I betcha there's a lot of people out there who believe some God actually did call him to this.

Freakin' gullible religious people.

PS- God called me to write this post. Literally. We're in eachothers' "Fave 5".

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 1:02:38 PM

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I talk to God about rebuilding a conservative base.....Our conversation went something like this....."DOMIGUY," Said the lord...."I'm kinda busy right now....taking a shit could we please do this later." I respond...."NO WE CANNOT....I THINK IT WOULD BE WISE IF YOU WERE TO REBUILD A BASE OF ORALLY AND ANALLY SERVING SUBS....6 OR 7 WOULD DO...CONSERVATIVELY SPEAKING," Said the Lord...."Whatever you say, you powerful thing you" I reply while checking my last wiping effort to make sure there is no residual poo apparent.

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 1:06:40 PM

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Whatever you say, you powerful thing you" I reply while checking my last wiping effort to make sure there is no residual poo apparent.

D.G. Always be sure to check carefully. Don't forget if it looks like the 'Madonna & Child' you can sell it on eBay. The grilled cheese version sold for $20,000!

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 4:42:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

"God has spoken to me," says Tom DeLay in the June 4, 2007, issue of The New Yorker. "I listen to God, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party...."

.....and after that there's this jelly i want nailed to the ceiling........

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 4:47:19 PM

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quote:

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.....and after that there's this jelly i want nailed to the ceiling........

Kinda ironic to consider this post came after Domiguy talking about residual poo.

A coincidence?

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 4:49:15 PM

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..........ewwww, not that sort of jelly........i meant the stuff with favourings almost but not quite unlike fruit........unless Domiguy has a really odd digestive tract.......

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 6:57:59 PM

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..........ewwww, not that sort of jelly........i meant the stuff with favourings almost but not quite unlike fruit........unless Domiguy has a really odd digestive tract.......

This inquiring mind does NOT want to know.

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/30/2007 11:04:43 PM

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You people are a bunch of sick fucks! (And I mean that in the nicest way!)

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/31/2007 1:35:08 AM

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Greetings V.,

You are always so succint and straightforward - i love that about you!

How is are mutual friend - have you heard from him lately?

well wishes,

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/31/2007 8:21:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

You people are a bunch of sick fucks! (And I mean that in the nicest way!)

awwwww, thanks

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/31/2007 8:51:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

PS- God called me to write this post. Literally. We're in eachothers' "Fave 5".

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/31/2007 12:57:56 PM

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Greetings fairer,

He is doing alright and hella busy!

Peace,

Vendaval

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: God's Latest Little Helper - 5/31/2007 12:59:59 PM

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See what a back-assed compliment will getcha on CM? Geesh!

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ORIGINAL: philosophy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

You people are a bunch of sick fucks!
(And I mean that in the nicest way!)

awwwww, thanks

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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