soultoshare
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Well, there is an officer floating around that will NEVER forget the day he left Germany.....apparently, during his going away party, he smoked some pot, and didn't wash the clothing he wore, so inevitably, the dog hit on his bag. We paged him down to the baggage area, and he was all fidgety and nervous...we thought we'd hit the jackpot. Well, he had this footlocker, and when we popped it open....OMG!!!! There was about 4 cows worth of leather inside, clothing, toys, implements......all of it obviously well-used. Anyway, this poor LT had to stand there while myself and another male officer went thru EVERYTHING in the foot locker. And of course, once everyone got a peek at what we were pulling out of the footlocker, they were all over the place. I think my male counterpart was really squicked about a lot ofthe things, me....well, my imagination was going a mile a minute! Talk about hot! We had to pull the porn out, and since apparently he was bi, my partner really got green, but me, hey, even then, i was of the mind that what goes on behind closed doors is NOBODY'S business. We did handle it professionally tho, i had no desire to embarass him any more than he already was. And for anyone whose ever been thru the Frankfurt Int'l Airport, there were three Dr. Mueller's sex shops in the terminals. Well, there were a couple of us that were really evil and sick...we'd take the newbies over to the airport, and take them into Dr Mueller's.....talk about freaking someone out!!!! One 18 year old was a virgin, and we tricked him into the one with a working 6' dancing dildo....i thought the poor kid was going to pass out! He'd never seen anything like it......i think we may have scarred him permanently...however, a month later, he was right there with us when we nailed another kid! Yep, and i'm still a sick, evil person! Ya gotta love Europe! m
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