Paris Hilton in da pokey?

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Lordandmaster -> Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 2:59:20 PM)
Maybe she'll be my prison bitch. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070503/ap_en_ce/paris_hilton

kittinSol -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 3:28:56 PM)
You'll have to gag her before you bang her: imagine the constant whining in your ears otherwise. shudder

Vendaval -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 5:59:42 PM)
I would like to see her on maid service for one of her family's hotels.

Sinergy -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 9:31:20 PM)
Paris Hilton is completely explained in the South Park episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." Sinergy

cyberdude611 -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 9:54:26 PM)
I dont think she's that special, but I never quite understood why so many people hate her so much. I mean there are celebs out there that I dislike a whole lot more than Paris Hilton.

pahunkboy -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/3/2007 10:47:51 PM)
lol- i sorta thought Tory Spelling was the spoiled gal... she done the crime- now she will do the time.

Vendaval -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:39:53 AM)
Which reminds me, I really need to watch that episode! [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy Paris Hilton is completely explained in the South Park episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset." Sinergy

merrysbrat -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:42:31 AM)
Does anything think she's really gonna go to jail? Come on...

Satyr6406 -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:44:30 AM)
I wouldn't do her with Domiguy's penis; with Mnottertail pushing, and blame it on Benji! So, so much for whether or not I believe she merits any special treatment! Peace and comfort, Michael

Vendaval -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:49:24 AM)
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck that skanky-ho-bag with a borrowed dick? Just to clarify your position on the mattress...I mean the matter...[8D]

gothicdiva -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:55:21 AM)
Probably not... because of WHO she is. However, I do not think she deserves any SPECIAL accommodations because of that. It won't KILL her to spend some time in a jail of her choice, perhaps...let her pay the costs if she has to. She can afford it. Most likely at a county jail, she would be bullied and harrassed and possibly hurt by other female inmates, so they would have to keep them seperated. Those women would have a "field day" with her. However, she deserves the same punishment that anyone else that did the same crime would get IMHO. I also think it wouldn't hurt her to do some community service...besides FUCKING all the guys in the community...and attend some AA classes. I don't get why she is "hated" so much as well...most likely, alot of women are jealous of her. At any rate, I do think she is highly "overrated" and just isn't "all that and a bag of chips."

gothicdiva -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 12:58:37 AM)
Satyr, even with her new "rack" she supposedly purchased? LOL And, if that is an "expensive push-up bra" as has been reported, I want to know where the hell I can buy one that takes you from a B-cup to a D-cup in an instant like that!

TheHeretic -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 6:57:06 PM)
45 days in Lynwood. No work release or furlough. Awwwww. Y'know, LAPD could probably cover the costs of all the lawsuits by media types from the thing in the park if they opened up a jail-cam so people could watch this.

Sinergy -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 6:57:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gothicdiva I don't get why she is "hated" so much as well...most likely, alot of women are jealous of her. At any rate, I do think she is highly "overrated" and just isn't "all that and a bag of chips." I dont hate her. I just think she ditched school the day brains were passed out. Sinergy

kittinSol -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 7:01:53 PM)
Poor Paris Hilton. She is known for nothing but her image (and not a very nice one at that, well, I wouldn't go down on her, unless she paid me - fucking FATLY), and now she's going to have to wear prison garb. Will she be allowed to access her Louis Vuitton handbags and make cheques out to ward off over-interested agressive dykes from the showers? I know I sound bitter... I actually feel sorry for anybody that has to go to prison (yep, even the real criminals, because I think prison isn't the answer to crime), yet somehow, I feel perhaps there is a karmic thing going on there.

shyinini -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/4/2007 10:41:30 PM)
she isnt going to prison just to jail....there is a huge difference in mattress thickness, towel cleanliness and nightgowns [:D] Maybe she have a cell with the silver cold latrine bowl next to the bars and the magazine rack will at least carry presentable educational materials for her reading pleasure and improve her IQ by 4 notches instead of her bra size?? Poor girl (sarcasm).... why do ultra~rich parents let the nannies raise them.... where the heck is Nanny 911 ??

ElectraGlide -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/5/2007 12:27:14 AM)
Maybe the jail will feed her, she is too dam skinny, she looks like a skeleton with skin. Every horn dogging jack ass in the country thinks she is so hot. What if she actually had curves instead of being a walking ironing board.

KatyLied -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/5/2007 6:58:35 AM)
Haha! She tried to "buy up" to a nicer venue of incarceration and the judge didn't allow it.

Level -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/5/2007 7:02:14 AM)
What Paris Hilton can expect behind bars: http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=068f7bc5-2e10-4676-a9ee-926204fbaf8b

LadyIce -> RE: Paris Hilton in da pokey? (5/5/2007 8:22:54 AM)
I hope she is able to get a designer cell and take her dog with her. Imagine the publicity she will get. I hope she also gets a designer jumpsuit to wear and live t.v. coverage. This could become a new reality t.v. show.

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