Sicarius
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Joined: 2/26/2007 From: New Orleans Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Sicarius Would a photograph constitute evidence to you? I said so, didn't I. Well, Rule ... today is your lucky day, my friend. Last night when I heard about the new planet being discovered, I went out into a field behind my house with a pair of binoculars to find its location in the night sky. Unfortunately I found that while this device was inadequate, some drunken passers-by had left behind a number of beer cans and bottles. Using a hacksaw, which is a highly sensitive device not commonly known to laypersons, I proceeded to cut apart the cans to build a telescope and used shattered bits of beer glass to form my lens. Using a free digital camera that I got out of a box of Cracker Jacks, I pointed the lens toward the rearmost beer aperture and was able to snap a picture in the general direction of the new planet. I was understandably as amazed as you and everyone else reading this thread will be when I got home to my computer and uploaded my discovery ... http://www.veracityprime.com/newplanet/newplanet.jpg You can see everything. The red dwarf star, the radial velocity planet filled with tell-tale fractal squiggles due to its irregular orbit ... it's all so very beautiful. -Sicarius
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