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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

I had a partner who was a real prankster.  He worked the evening shift
and would come home late at night and his hands and feet would be
freezing cold, this being the middle of winter.
 
(Can you tell where this is going?)
 
Well, I was buried under the covers all nice and warm and asleep.
He came in and thought it would be funny to put his ice cold feet
on my nice warm belly.  Of course my instinctive reaction was
to pull my knees up.  He groaned, I woke up, and found that
in the positioning of our bodies, his balls had been directly in
line of my knee caps.  I felt bad but asked him what the blazes
was he thinking?

Two weeks later, he did the same thing, with the same results.
 
(Sigh) The learning curve was a little long on that one.



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ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Two weeks later, he did the same thing, with the same results.
 
(Sigh) The learning curve was a little long on that one.


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I very, very rarely use any sort of net speak. But that deserved a hearty LOL.