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First of all.... - 4/14/2007 2:50:38 PM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		Would someone please take the time to explain how those little screen names to the left of the sign on screen...are people where you live? 

This is fucking news to me!

(I didn't know that for the first 2 years here {I had another screen name previously, for those that actually check the dates on this stuff}...yeah...I'm slow).

2)  How come women, when you're (a guy) single (no girlfriend)....no one wants you....but...the second you have a girlfriend (or a suitable wingman....woman)...you have to re-shuffle your calendar?

(What the fuck is up with that????)

3)  How come when you don't have any remote need for money....every motherfucking bank in town thinks your shit is lined with gold....but when you get in a pinch....suddenly your shit stinks?  (And I'd like to add at this point....mine smells like roses).

4)  Why is it that at 23, you can eat all the crap the world ever promulgated...and you can't gain an ounce....but when you're over 40....reviewing blueprints for a new sawdust conglomerate in your city can cause you to reconsider synthetic fibers for most of your clothing?

(I'm just curious).
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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:08:04 PM   
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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:11:23 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		Very much like the reason why when you stop looking you are suddenly inundated with offers.

Are you hungover again?

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:17:00 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Very much like the reason why when you stop looking you are suddenly inundated with offers.

Are you hungover again?


You're far too kind.

No...but I did find a stash of incredibly good (can't say the word here...it is verbotten) that I had heretofore not been aware of....(and yes...I'm partaking).

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:23:20 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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You're far too kind.

No...but I did find a stash of incredibly good (can't say the word here...it is verbotten) that I had heretofore not been aware of....(and yes...I'm partaking).


You know alluding to my being kind is going to kill my being thought of as a heartless cruel bitch. However your explanation now makes perfect sense of the OP.

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:26:03 PM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		oooooooooo the evilnes of mentioning the verbotten and not sharing. Its very mean :P hehehe

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:30:30 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		1) so you can see who is in ur ares i believe.

2) becuz then they know that cant have u... women in general want what they cant have. i can tell when a guy is taken and when one isnt.. idk y.

3) no idea... i dont try and understand banks.. it hurts my brain.

4) its got something to do with the speed of ur metabolisim... i think.... yeah that sounds right.

H >:)

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:38:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hanable

1) so you can see who is in ur ares i believe.

2) becuz then they know that cant have u... women in general want what they cant have. i can tell when a guy is taken and when one isnt.. idk y.

3) no idea... i dont try and understand banks.. it hurts my brain.

4) its got something to do with the speed of ur metabolisim... i think.... yeah that sounds right.

H >:)


I don't think that is a trait women dominate.  I believe it's human nature in general to want what you can't have IMO.

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 3:52:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

You're far too kind.

No...but I did find a stash of incredibly good (can't say the word here...it is verbotten) that I had heretofore not been aware of....(and yes...I'm partaking).


You know alluding to my being kind is going to kill my being thought of as a heartless cruel bitch. However your explanation now makes perfect sense of the OP.


(I will never make that mistake again....I will flog myself now).

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 4:58:13 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

oooooooooo the evilnes of mentioning the verbotten and not sharing. Its very mean :P hehehe


(I'd respond...but my comments are verbotten).

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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 5:54:07 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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(I will never make that mistake again....I will flog myself now).


aww peewee, you would just love that now wouldn't you?

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And every One unbared a Nerve
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RE: First of all.... - 4/14/2007 6:03:22 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

quote:

(I will never make that mistake again....I will flog myself now).


aww peewee, you would just love that now wouldn't you?


You are corrupted.


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RE: First of all.... - 4/15/2007 1:22:51 AM   
Vendaval


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Would someone please take the time to explain how those little screen names to the left of the sign on screen...are people where you live? 

This is fucking news to me!

(I didn't know that for the first 2 years here {I had another screen name previously, for those that actually check the dates on this stuff}...yeah...I'm slow).

They live in your state, not necessarily near you.


2)  How come women, when you're (a guy) single (no girlfriend)....no one wants you....but...the second you have a girlfriend (or a suitable wingman....woman)...you have to re-shuffle your calendar?

(What the fuck is up with that????)

It's real simple, Griswold.  A lonely, single guy gives off vibes of desperation and neediness. 
A guy getting laid on a regular basis gives off vibes of control and confidence.  Women pick up on that.


3)  How come when you don't have any remote need for money....every motherfucking bank in town thinks your shit is lined with gold....but when you get in a pinch....suddenly your shit stinks?  (And I'd like to add at this point....mine smells like roses).

Simple investment calculations, those with money will be able to pay back the bank. 
Those without money will not be able to pay anything.
 
4)  Why is it that at 23, you can eat all the crap the world ever promulgated...and you can't gain an ounce....but when you're over 40....reviewing blueprints for a new sawdust conglomerate in your city can cause you to reconsider synthetic fibers for most of your clothing?

Quoting "Steel Magnolias", "Time is marching on and it's marching right across your face!"

(I'm just curious).

You still up?  Got the munchies now?  Still need a flogging? 
I am laughing at you. 




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