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proudsub -> do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:18:13 AM)

Does anyone know if the mods read members' emails on here?  If someone is moderated on the forums is their email also moderated?




Satyr6406 -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:21:39 AM)

Yes, they read e-mails and they share our personal information with each other so that they can stalk the ones that appeal to them and they report us to the FBI, NSA, DEA, CIA, Homeland Security, and any of the other alphabet soup agencies that Big Brother has come up with.
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
Michael




LaTigresse -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:21:49 AM)

Have you emailed Mod 11 and actually asked her? I am quite certain she would answer.




mnottertail -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:27:23 AM)

I would think that they can, so one should act like their life is an open book, however; I think they got enough stuff to fuck around with that they would only do it under the most ignoble of circumstance, they haven't a great need for wanking material, that is bountiful enough already.

Ron




TheHeretic -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:37:07 AM)

      There is simply too much volume, Proud.  More likely, they run it thru a next-generation Echelon-style filtering program (they get access because not only do they report to all the alphabet agencies, they are also funded by the black budget.  When you see the Army paying $27.95 for a condom, that's us).

   Only when the filters find a keyword, such as 'service-top,' does the mail actually go to one of Mod11's legions of slaves.




ModeratorEleven -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:46:55 AM)

No and no.

XI




KatyLied -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 6:55:54 AM)

Mod 11 is stalking a straight girl.  It's all the rage!   [8D]




jauntyone -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 7:03:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Mod 11 is stalking a straight girl.  It's all the rage!   [8D]


Greetings
 
as long as there is no coffee present.................
 
I wish you well
 
melissa




sub4hire -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 8:22:08 AM)

Every single time I have e-mailed a mod I got a response.  Do they moderate...e-mails...no idea but  I think they probably should from time to time.




Sinergy -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 9:16:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

     There is simply too much volume, Proud.  More likely, they run it thru a next-generation Echelon-style filtering program (they get access because not only do they report to all the alphabet agencies, they are also funded by the black budget.  When you see the Army paying $27.95 for a condom, that's us).



Why is the Army buying condoms?

What exactly are our troops doing over there?

Sinergy




TheHeretic -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 9:31:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Why is the Army buying condoms?

What exactly are our troops doing over there?

Sinergy



       Well, Sinergy, when a boy soldier and a girl soldier are in love, sometimes he'll put his tallywhacker in her hoo-hoo because it feels good.  And sometimes the boy soldier will make a contribution to the local economy with a self-employed local girl...

      To prevent the spread of disease.  But I suppose that since the CIC doesn't meet your approval, STD's are the punishment they should get for choosing to serve their country?




Kurzon -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 9:45:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Why is the Army buying condoms?

What exactly are our troops doing over there?

Sinergy


well does being human mean anything to you?besides can you imagine if our boys over there actually did keep it in their pants - there would be a hell of a lot more stories about large groups of civilians being gunned down by rampaging 20 something soldiers so full of testosterone that they are clinically insane




TheHeretic -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 10:09:58 AM)

       Then there is this...

*Condoms have been used to waterproof boxes of matches and kindling, often by hikers and campers.
*In WWII, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, and most recently in Iraq the U.S. military instructed its soldiers to place a non-lubricated condom around the muzzle of the rifle barrel in order to prevent moisture, sand, rain, etc. from fouling the weapon without hindering a bullet in case of firing.
*Another WWII use was by the crews of long-distance bombers. Because the planes often didn't have toilet facilities condoms could be used to hold urine. It was common practice to throw the filled condoms from the plane whilst at altitude over enemy territory.
*During WWII, the OSS used condoms for a plethora of applications, from storing corrosive fuel additives and wire garrotes (with the T-handles removed) to holding the acid component of a self-destructing film canister, to finding use in improvised explosives.OSS Product Catalog, 1944 Condoms excel as multipurpose containers because they are waterproof, elastic, durable, and will not arouse suspicion if found.



       Who woulda thunk it?




FukinTroll -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 2:46:46 PM)

I think I am getting a dial fetish.




LadyEllen -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 2:51:34 PM)

Do the Mods read emails?

Crikey I hope not, considering all the scams I've got going.

E




marieToo -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 2:54:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: proudsub

Does anyone know if the mods read members' emails on here?  If someone is moderated on the forums is their email also moderated?


All I know for sure is that there are an awful lot of strange goings-on around here and sometimes I feel a little creeped out.




FukinTroll -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 2:55:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Do the Mods read emails?

Crikey I hope not, considering all the scams I've got going.

E


Speaking of... I finally got a global placement on that property you sold me. I didn't realize oceanfront meant the ocean was over it too!




LadyEllen -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 2:56:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Do the Mods read emails?

Crikey I hope not, considering all the scams I've got going.

E


Speaking of... I finally got a global placement on that property you sold me. I didn't realize oceanfront meant the ocean was over it too!


It was all in the small print. No refunds. Caveat trolltor etc.

E




Griswold -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 3:03:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

Yes, they read e-mails and they share our personal information with each other so that they can stalk the ones that appeal to them and they report us to the FBI, NSA, DEA, CIA, Homeland Security, and any of the other alphabet soup agencies that Big Brother has come up with.
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
Michael


You BASTARD!!!!

I was going to make this joke!!!!

(I would have included several additional federal agencies....including their acronyms....).

(You bastard!)




FukinTroll -> RE: do mods read emails? (4/14/2007 3:03:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

It was all in the small print. No refunds. Caveat trolltor etc.

E


[sm=ofcourse.gif] Doh!




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