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FelinePersuasion -> Happy easter! (4/8/2007 10:26:12 AM)

instead of easter egg hunts, us adults should have sex toy slash bdsm toy hunts.




juliaoceania -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 10:29:39 AM)

I have laryngitis, but the rest of the family will have peace since I cannot talk[:D].

Happy Easter hun




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 11:39:15 AM)

That's terrible that you have laryngitis Julia!




juliaoceania -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 12:12:40 PM)

It is only terrible when I try to speak[:D]

I got off work yesterday, laid down to nap, and when I woke up my voice was almost completely gone. I did not call Daddy hoping it was temporary... he calls me last night about 9:30, I could barely croak out a few words... today all I can do is whisper, and when I laugh I sound like Minnie Mouse..,. and that makes me laugh even harder.

My mom tells me to shut up when she sees me today... I whisper back at her "Bitch"... and then performed the sign for it in ASL[:D]




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 12:43:58 PM)

Grinning.




Dtesmoac -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 1:14:34 PM)

I whisper back at her "Bitch"... and then performed the sign for it in ASL[:D]

I never knew there was a sign for bitch...........can you describe (just so I can check I havn't been mistaking hand signs I thought were friendly..........  : )   )




juliaoceania -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 1:15:19 PM)

I spelled it....lol




TheHeretic -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 1:19:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

instead of easter egg hunts, us adults should have sex toy slash bdsm toy hunts.




     Great idea.  I know just where to put the vibrator....




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 2:44:45 PM)

 
Up some sweet suspecting slut?




diz -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 2:47:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

instead of easter egg hunts, us adults should have sex toy slash bdsm toy hunts.




    Great idea.  I know just where to put the vibrator....    this way please, open all hours!!




Termyn8or -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 4:07:07 PM)

Happy Easter. I am not religious and certainly am not a Christian, but nonetheless  I wish yall a good day.

I am listening to Rare Earth Get Ready at maximum volume. Those solos kick ass.

Have a good one, everyone.

T




juliaoceania -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 4:16:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Happy Easter. I am not religious and certainly am not a Christian, but nonetheless  I wish yall a good day.

I am listening to Rare Earth Get Ready at maximum volume. Those solos kick ass.

Have a good one, everyone.

T


Easter eggs, bunnies and chicks are all fertility symbols from pagan religions... I consider it a pagan holiday




Sinergy -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 5:02:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dtesmoac

I whisper back at her "Bitch"... and then performed the sign for it in ASL[:D]

I never knew there was a sign for bitch...........can you describe (just so I can check I havn't been mistaking hand signs I thought were friendly..........  : )   )


I dont know the sign for bitch, but "Dickhead" is pointing your index finger up, tapping your forehead, and moving the finger out away from the head slightly while keeping it pointed up.

Boss asks me to do something on the docks, I generally say "10-4" while doing that sign.  I wonder if I should keep doing that.

Sinergy




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 6:02:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dtesmoac

I whisper back at her "Bitch"... and then performed the sign for it in ASL[:D]

I never knew there was a sign for bitch...........can you describe (just so I can check I havn't been mistaking hand signs I thought were friendly..........  : )   )


depends on what part of the states you're in, as ASL has dialect just like anything else. but in the northeast, bitch is done by keeping all your fingers pressed together, palm faced out, touching your index finger against the side of your chin and then out again.  bastard is the same thing but you do it at your forehead in line with your eye, give or take.

edited to add: incase it comes in handy, the general sign for a-okay, a circle with your index and thumb and the rest of your fingers are straight up.. that's the sign for asshole.




juliaoceania -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 6:04:06 PM)

You know, I never learned these things in my ASL class, and you would think they were pretty important...smiles




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 6:06:31 PM)

i had a whole class on sex and drugs, ask me anything [:D]




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 6:59:28 PM)

Can we not derail the sex toy hunt idea with how to do rude gestures in sign language please.




TheHeretic -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 7:02:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

Can we not derail the sex toy hunt idea with how to be offensive in sign language please.



       Ok.  Hey, I thought of another place to hide a vibrator.




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 7:04:45 PM)

up a butt?
quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

Can we not derail the sex toy hunt idea with how to be offensive in sign language please.



      Ok.  Hey, I thought of another place to hide a vibrator.




Sinergy -> RE: Happy easter! (4/8/2007 8:59:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dtesmoac

I whisper back at her "Bitch"... and then performed the sign for it in ASL[:D]

I never knew there was a sign for bitch...........can you describe (just so I can check I havn't been mistaking hand signs I thought were friendly..........  : )   )


depends on what part of the states you're in, as ASL has dialect just like anything else. but in the northeast, bitch is done by keeping all your fingers pressed together, palm faced out, touching your index finger against the side of your chin and then out again.  bastard is the same thing but you do it at your forehead in line with your eye, give or take.

edited to add: incase it comes in handy, the general sign for a-okay, a circle with your index and thumb and the rest of your fingers are straight up.. that's the sign for asshole.


Oooooo

I mug deaf people.

Sinergy

p.s. half of my job is to be verbally abusive to them.  Now I have ways of pissing off hearing impaired.  If you dont want to post a bunch of them, I would love an email of sign language insults I can use professionally.




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