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FelinePersuasion -> How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/3/2007 11:52:49 PM)

tonight I jumped on him an ended up squishing my boobi, it hurts yes still like 2 hours later, and later on I was going to bite him so I grabed his hand swung it twards my mouth and his knuckle collided with my tooth and my lip, splitting it and making it bleed a tiny bit.

Earlier he got it really bad in the chest, he pretended he was going to belly flop me and as an instinctive act I put my knee up, and knee'd him smack in middle of chest.



Sinergy -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:04:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

tonight I jumped on him an ended up squishing my boobi, it hurts yes still like 2 hours later, and later on I was going to bite him so I grabed his hand swung it twards my mouth and his knuckle collided with my tooth and my lip, splitting it and making it bleed a tiny bit.

Earlier he got it really bad in the chest, he pretended he was going to belly flop me and as an instinctive act I put my knee up, and knee'd him smack in middle of chest.


Three words:  Self Defense Instructor.

My life is one long attempt to heal from stupid things I subjected myself to.

Sinergy



FelinePersuasion -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:20:27 AM)

hehe sinergy, I think if someone was about to acvtually belly flop on me and was as big as daddy, putting my knee up would of been a big mistake, he probably would of broken my leg or something.



Rumtiger -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:25:28 AM)

Dident really hurt myself roughousing or anything, the most i've  done is maybe get teh abck of my head banged up against a wall (truthfully its more them I have to be careful about not breaking), though in the same vein of Sinergy i've had to heal up from my little passion in life.

for example, 3 section staffs...not as fun as I thought they would be when I first saw em.



soultoshare -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:46:05 AM)

was  rough housing with my ex when he accidentally popped me in the nose with his elbow.....OMG!!!!!  I literally saw stars....for all the fights I got into in the army (as a cop), I was never hit in the nose.....almost knocked me out cold!  The pain was excrutiating...and I've done the childbirth thing!  Fortunately, I didn't end up with black eyes or anything, which was good...would have been tough to explain to my police chief.  And there has been the common accident of popping my partner in the groin when he zigged, and I zagged.  Watching the poor guy curl up into a ball makes me feel so bad!



seeksfemslave -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:53:57 AM)

Was it Sigmund Pseud who said....there are no accidents only unconscious desires to ..etc etc etc



FelinePersuasion -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 1:18:10 AM)

mm dunno if it was or not, but god I will never desire to smash my boobies, that fucking hurt, and is still hurting like 5 hours later.



Sinergy -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:21:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Dident really hurt myself roughousing or anything, the most i've  done is maybe get teh abck of my head banged up against a wall (truthfully its more them I have to be careful about not breaking), though in the same vein of Sinergy i've had to heal up from my little passion in life.

for example, 3 section staffs...not as fun as I thought they would be when I first saw em.


I used to teach Nunchaku.

Two words:  Learning curve.

Sinergy



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/4/2007 12:25:39 PM)

Are you kidding me?  It's a miracle if we can manage to kiss eachother goodnight without bruising something- we're both horrible klutzes with no coordination. 

We even tease eachother that knocking our heads together is a sign that we know the other isn't a clone.

None of this stops us from having lots of fun with forceplay though :)



Sinergy -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 12:08:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Was it Sigmund Pseud who said....there are no accidents only unconscious desires to ..etc etc etc


If Sigmund Fraud said it, it must be true.

Sinergy

p.s. My kids tried to trash Sigmund Freud one night, and I pointed out that a vast amount of modern Psychology was built by people attempting to prove or disprove what Freud had written.  I indicated that without him, we would not be in the same ballpark we are in today, even if every single thing he wrote about is ridiculous and incorrect.



MasterLostsoul -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 12:45:50 AM)

I would say twice.  Once with my ex fiance about 7 years ago was ready to pounce and tickle (one of the short lived good moments)... Up until she brought both her knees up at the last second, caught me flush on the jaw and knocked me out.



As for the other...  Well, will just save that one for later...  But in a nutshell, never try to nip a girl on the rear while she is hogited and have glasses broken.  Took over a hour to literally untie the ropes since blind as a bat without glasses.

The only other thing with the first ex... Given she had a knack for collapsing my knee pretty much every chance she got playing judo throws in her sleep.. Would guess at least 400.. Probaly a good indication why will be having a knee scoped some time this summer at the earliest.



KenDckey -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 12:55:49 AM)

Not with my partner but recently my 2 1/2 yr old great grand daughter cut my eye in 3 places and embedded doughnt crude in it with her finger - 1 trip to the ER and 4 to the doc  :(

And when her mother was young she got me in the balls several times.

Grandsons so far haven't gotten me.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 1:07:54 AM)

Well we did have a good laugh about this is why his baby shouldn't attack daddy by leaping on him, nor by trying to bite his hand, we love to goof off and rough house so there will prolly be more injuries lol.



adoracat -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 5:21:05 AM)

the first time i was intimate with Himself the late master, we cracked the cartilege between my ribs.  this was a re-injury of something my ex husband did to me, but...we never DID figure out what we had done to manage to break me.  :)

that was three days after my husband had turned over in his sleep and kicked me in the knee....that was due to have surgery a week or so later.  *sighs*

the knee turned out well, just ugly from scars.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 5:35:10 AM)

Angel and I roughhouse every now and again, and we have a nasty habit of knocking one another off furniture. He has had minor bruises and me, well, I look like a disaster. We dont care, but its pretty common around here.  With my former husband, he was so big and uncoordinated that he managed to dislocate my toe stepping on it at least once, I had more bruises, scratches and strained muscles from sleping next to him when he would hold my arm and try and roll over and pull me with him than any other activities. 

Im glad im not the only one, though.

DV



Sinergy -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 6:49:49 PM)

 
My ex-wife one time turned from the fridge too suddenly and ran into me.  Head on.  Fell to the floor.  Said that she felt she had just run into a wall.

I pointed out at the time that 18 years of martial arts tends to give somebody a pretty good sense of balance as well as the ability to deal with incoming energy.

Sinergy



missturbation -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 6:57:03 PM)

Loads of times but im accident prone anyway. I think the worst was a fractured skull running up the stairs, he was chasing me. Tripped on the step and head butted the wall. That one was pretty painful. Broke my toe kicking a wall too whilst being tickled.



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: How many times have ytou accidently hurt yourself rough housing with your partner? (4/5/2007 8:51:40 PM)

Attempting to walk gracefully to my ex-husband awaiting me on the bed..tripped over his bar bells in the middle of the room..stubbed my toes..landed upon the bed in one fell swoop between his legs, arms out, and one very accurate elbow jab to our evenings entertainment and all was ended...after the vomit was cleaned up ...and all was calm..the barbells got removed,...... permanently!.....:0)...Tempting



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