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Excerpt from a message sent to a libertarian e-mail subscriber list: Ron Paul announces! Then a surprise twist! On March 12th, Ron Paul officially announced his candidacy for President running as a Republican, on CSPAN's Washington Journal. Then just last night, in a dramatic turn of events, a poorly shot homemade video was discovered that showed a blurry figure sounding much like Dr. Paul, out drinking with what seems to be Hillary Clinton at an undisclosed night spot, and the two of them secretly cutting a deal for the Democratic VP nomination alongside Hillary for President. The video shows this mystery figure tipping the waitresses heavily, saying "Hey, the Federal Reserve can just print more of it... it's not gold, after all." Our sources say that one line proves it must be Dr. Paul, as none of the other candidates seem to understand this basic principle of economics at all.
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