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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

I am hoping this missive is findings you in best of health.  Allow to introduce myself in confidence to one who is trustworthy, I am lately widowed American wife of bank president, we forced to fled country Nigeria with $4.0 millions dollars in bank, I now need help of trustworthy persons so as to release these moneys back to Americas.  Of course moneys will be shared with helping persons.  I feel confident that you are good and trustworthy person so let there be now friendship and trust between us.  Originally I am from New Jarsey but have since relocated to Africa for political reasonings.  I am 7'2' and weigh 86 lbs and have worked as model in Americas.  Will be very grateful to man who can help me, since husband is deceased I am so lonely.

(did I miss any of the classic hallmarks?  LOL)

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx
Najakcharmer:
I am so very sorry to hear of your recent misfourtune.  How may I be of assistance.  I regret that I have only a few thousand dollars in my savings account but if it would be of any use I would consider it a favor if you would allow me to be of service to you at this time of dire need for you.  You may rest assured that I am a good and trustworthy person.
yours forever in christ
thompson