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The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:37:00 PM   
Griswold


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Now this going to be about as wide open as any possible thread ever was....

Have you ever done something you wished you hadn't?  Did you ever step over the line?

Is there anything you'd do over?

If you could, would you eat less beef?

Do you wish you would have stayed with those piano lessons?

How many times have you said "I could have studied more"?

What do you wish you had done?

Do you wish you could FUCKING figure out that whole MOTHERFUCKING snowboarding thing?

Ya know....

Those kind of questions.



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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:39:22 PM   
raevnn


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But i hadn't the guts.

Of  course, we probably wouldn't have done as well back then, so I really shouldn't harbour that regret. :)

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:44:24 PM   
Griswold


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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:46:49 PM   
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:48:32 PM   
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:49:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

...it requires too damn much truth!
Nah the trouble with reality is its real.

Now this going to be about as wide open as any possible thread ever was....

Have you ever done something you wished you hadn't?  Did you ever step over the line?
Yes and yes. Dont wish to go in to too much detail but i hurt people by not being honest and up front.

Is there anything you'd do over?
Yes - lose my virginity in a better way. A building site in spain with a man i could not converse with did not make for good sex.

If you could, would you eat less beef?
I rarely eat beef anyway.

Do you wish you would have stayed with those piano lessons?
No i gave them up for sex - nuff said.

How many times have you said "I could have studied more"?
Never !!

What do you wish you had done?
Every man i regret not doing.

Do you wish you could FUCKING figure out that whole MOTHERFUCKING snowboarding thing?
No

Ya know....

Those kind of questions.






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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 6:56:52 PM   
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Do you wish you would have stayed with those piano lessons?



I wish I had continued my Mandolin lessons so I could play "Ive got an Ape Drape" on it.

My teacher insisted I learn stupid endless Celtic reels.

Who has time for that?

Sinergy 

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:01:20 PM   
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:02:35 PM   
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I wish I had continued my Mandolin lessons so I could play "Ive got an Ape Drape" on it.


Daddy, this is possibly the most wrong post I have ever seen from you, I am truly in awe.

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:08:18 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

...that it's real?


That's it...those are my questions.

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:10:45 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

quote:

I wish I had continued my Mandolin lessons so I could play "Ive got an Ape Drape" on it.


Daddy, this is possibly the most wrong post I have ever seen from you, I am truly in awe.


What is really frightening is I am giving my mock assailant alter ego a mullet and probably a goatee.

Two things that deserve repeated full power kicks brought together as one.

Sinergy 

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:44:35 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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I wish I had continued my Mandolin lessons so I could play "Ive got an Ape Drape" on it.


Daddy, this is possibly the most wrong post I have ever seen from you, I am truly in awe.


What is really frightening is I am giving my mock assailant alter ego a mullet and probably a goatee.

Two things that deserve repeated full power kicks brought together as one.

Sinergy 


But the thing that most people will never recognize is.....only a very few can tell the difference between fresh brewed and decaf.

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:46:44 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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I wish I had continued my Mandolin lessons so I could play "Ive got an Ape Drape" on it.


Daddy, this is possibly the most wrong post I have ever seen from you, I am truly in awe.


What is really frightening is I am giving my mock assailant alter ego a mullet and probably a goatee.

Two things that deserve repeated full power kicks brought together as one.

Sinergy 


But the thing that most people will never recognize is.....only a very few can tell the difference between fresh brewed and decaf.


I cannot stand the flavor of decaf and I get a wicked headache from drinking it.

An old flame of mine said that was because it was decaffeinated with Benzene.

I was not inclined to argue, I was in high school and she was preparing for her oral exams for her
PhD in Chemistry.

Go figure.

Sinergy

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:50:57 PM   
Vendaval


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
What is really frightening is I am giving my mock assailant alter ego a mullet and probably a goatee.

Two things that deserve repeated full power kicks brought together as one.

Sinergy 


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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:54:05 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Say it isn't so!  (I have the clippers right here, julia.) 


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
What is really frightening is I am giving my mock assailant alter ego a mullet and probably a goatee.

Two things that deserve repeated full power kicks brought together as one.

Sinergy 



So you dont think that an obnoxious dude with Hockey hair / a Norco neckwarmer and a goats ass on his chin doesnt deserve repeated kicks to the head?

Get help.

Sinergy

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 7:58:47 PM   
Vendaval


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

...it requires too damn much truth!

And this is a problem because?

Now this going to be about as wide open as any possible thread ever was....

OK, I got the extra-large jar of butter-flavored Crisco right here!

Have you ever done something you wished you hadn't?  Did you ever step over the line?

Yes and yes, but I'm not giving the details!

Is there anything you'd do over?

A few things yes, but those are private moments too.

If you could, would you eat less beef?

Nah, I like beef, being a carnivore and all.


Do you wish you would have stayed with those piano lessons?

I moved on to drumming and percussion, singing and
songwriting.  The piano and music theory lessons were
a good solid grounding in musical technique.

How many times have you said "I could have studied more"?

A few times, when the exams were too vague or too
specific.

What do you wish you had done?

I wish that being one of the working poor had not limited
my opportunities for education and travel.

Do you wish you could FUCKING figure out that whole MOTHERFUCKING snowboarding thing?

No, that is not on my list of priorities.

Ya know....

Do you mean regrets and self-flagellation?
I have not time for that.  Life is too short.

Those kind of questions.

Hair shirt anyone?



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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 8:17:56 PM   
Griswold


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Hair shirt anyone?



(I have my own, thank you)

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 8:28:05 PM   
Vendaval


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sticky syrup and velcro, then sticking him outside near a bee hive.


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
So you dont think that an obnoxious dude with Hockey hair / a Norco neckwarmer and a goats ass on his chin doesnt deserve repeated kicks to the head?

Get help.

Sinergy


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 8:36:10 PM   
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The thing that sucks about reality is...


...that it involves far more work, and far less sex than fantasy

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RE: The thing that sucks about reality is... - 3/12/2007 9:15:00 PM   
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