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PassionChemistry -> the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 5:55:06 PM)

Fuck it. I just got back from yet another speed date-follow up.
I look such a nice man. So sophisticated, intellectual, loving, affectionate, intelligent, loyal, conservative, sincere and family orientated. I have a lovely home, a great career, loads of stimulating hobbies...........but... FUCKING BUT I am a kinky fucking perve......bollocks. Are there any suitable women out there?

Had a great evening with a lovely woman.....she thought the sun shone out of my ass as thay always do until i let slip that I'm a bit kinky.....she said "oh i like a bit of spanking...but tell me you don;t have a gimp mask!?"
I replied [honestly] "yes i have a gimp mask."
She laughed heartily, certain in the knowledge that I was making a ridiculous joke.

Actually, I wasn't Joking.

Tell me, am I really resigned to meeting fucked up losers online, being rejected by personality disordered "dommes" online and meeting boring-as-fuck vanilla girls????

Are there any intelligent, loving, sincere, creative, loyal, domme-switches out there?????? 



mstrjx -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 5:57:08 PM)

Maybe, maybe not, but probably not on the speed-dating circuit.



gooddogbenji -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 5:57:49 PM)

No.  You're alone.

Yours,


benji



PassionChemistry -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:10:10 PM)

I love your socialism quote.
It it pure truth,
yours Margaretly and Ronaldly,
Nicholas



SweetDommes -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:10:42 PM)

We exist ... you're just in the wrong country [sm=tongue.gif]



bayboundse -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:13:06 PM)

speed dating BDSM...whip smack time up NEXT Whip Smack Next bang boom kneel..NEXT!!!



PassionChemistry -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:13:52 PM)

aren't you a pair of lesobos?



SweetDommes -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:15:15 PM)

Perhaps you should read profiles (as I read yours) ... that might just be part of your problem.  Well, that and a complete lack of anything resembling tact ...



PassionChemistry -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:20:58 PM)

Point taken. apology offered. I just had a bottle and a half of wine after 2 months abstinence, so a little inebrie.



SweetDommes -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:22:55 PM)

Ahh, the follies of posting while drunk ... LOL, that's why I stay away from the computer if I've been drinking. 

Try to get to bed before you pass out, ok?  Oh, and drink lots of water to lessen the hangover.



defiantbadgirl -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:24:05 PM)

What is a gimp mask?



catize -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:27:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: defiantbadgirl

What is a gimp mask?

I was just getting ready to type the same question!



gooddogbenji -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:34:34 PM)

What we all wish some on this site would wear.

Ever seen Pulp Fiction?

Yours,


benji



defiantbadgirl -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:40:34 PM)

maybe it's a fancy term for a dog muzzle



hisannabelle -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:45:22 PM)

i'm a kinky perv and i still find gimp masks creepy :P

but seriously. speed dating? *makes a face*



catize -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:46:00 PM)

quote:

 Ever seen Pulp Fiction? 


OHHHH! 



gooddogbenji -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:48:18 PM)

Defiant,

12 seconds on Google Image search:

http://images.google.ca/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-41,GGLJ:en&q=gimp%20mask&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Assumptions are great, though.

Yours,


benji



defiantbadgirl -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 6:56:41 PM)

Thanks for the link Benji. I wasn't assuming anything, just giving u shit lol



LaMistressa -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 7:19:17 PM)

Sorry dude -- all the good ones are in the Washington, DC area.

(I crack myself up!)



LadyIce -> RE: the perils of vanilla dating (3/9/2007 7:31:04 PM)

I only date vanilla when they are a potential lifestyle partner.
I have no interest in having a relationship with a vanilla partner, good luck.



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