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Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 1:47:38 PM   
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Youre significant other tell you that you both are to be guests on Jerry Springer...what would you be there for? would you be shocked, surprised or angry? Details, please.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 1:50:04 PM   
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I would never know, because the the repeated use of the icepick would diminish her will to speak.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 1:55:45 PM   
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I don't know, but let me know when you come to Chicago. This should be a good show.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 2:11:12 PM   
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I'd negotiate the money the show was prepared to pay  and then make up a story that I thought offered value for money

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 2:14:37 PM   
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ok, this is getting off track before it's started

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 2:29:14 PM   
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Nothing good ever happens on that show. I would never appear on it. Anything they need to tell me, they can tell me in the privacy of our home.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 2:43:46 PM   
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Hmm my significant other isn't very significant but at times she seems to only be able to communicate in cliches when she finds something new out about me. 'Tell me that isn't true!', 'I don't believe it!', 'You never got someone to do that!?', 'Please, please tell me that is a lie!' and my favourite from a different angle 'I can't believe I really did that!'  but what it is, you'll have to guess.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 2:55:27 PM   
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ok, this is getting off track before it's started


It started off track.

There is no worthwhile track a thread about Springer can be on.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 3:02:57 PM   
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I'd have to go buy a set of those Hillbilly teeth and see how becoming they were on me before I'd even consider being a guest.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 3:07:33 PM   
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It started off track.
There is no worthwhile track a thread about Springer can be on.
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Whats a palindromedary, a word written sideways , or an unspeakable menage a trois, with a camel, once described on J Springer's show. ?
Only arskin.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 3:26:03 PM   
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People that go on that show are starving for attention. I would never be caught dead on such a show. I find them muldane garbage.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 3:29:06 PM   
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Hmm my significant other isn't very significant but at times she seems to only be able to communicate in cliches when she finds something new out about me. 'Tell me that isn't true!', 'I don't believe it!', 'You never got someone to do that!?', 'Please, please tell me that is a lie!' and my favourite from a different angle 'I can't believe I really did that!'  but what it is, you'll have to guess.


At least you are still communicating MC...thats a start lol
Reading between the lines I think you want her back.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 4:05:12 PM   
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LOL-  Jerry Springer show is staged. a cousin appeared- they got paid extra to be lesbien couple- every chorigraph was paid x amount. they also sign a confidentiality agreement--not to disclose terms of their contract.

the show is full of 1/2 thuths, exxagerations,  lies, a circus- he has been on the air many years- and people/commercial ads- pay-- he fills seats vuia his circus.

maybe 10% of the content has any truth to it.

many things verbalized on the show are illegal- in some jurisdictions....why would u go on national tv- and admit stuff??

cos- the guests need cash and put on a good show.

at best- it is a gossip vent-rant. at worst- it is pop art- that mirrors our collect messed up society.

Gimme Oprah, Bill Moyer, Amy Goodman, Jeramy Scahill, Juan Gonzalaz, free speech tv, link tv, indi media- adbusters, any day- over the trash that Jerry and Muari speww out.

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 5:05:41 PM   
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Just practice this "key" phrase and you should do fine..."Fuck You! You don't know me!!"....

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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 5:50:17 PM   
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I don't know, but let me know when you come to Chicago. This should be a good show.

ditto - i wouldn't be a guest on the show i would be in the audience showing my tits for beads! plus i would want to kiss Steve on his head.

however if i was a guest, the show would be titled i'm Daddy's Daughter and His Wife Plus I'm Having His Baby (just for giggles). i wouldn't be shocked but embarassed (too many i know including my oldest UM watches Jerry). should be a good show - a black mom of 2 being treated like a daughter and a doctor's wife ...the audience would eat me alive because i'm preggers with Daddy's baby.


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RE: Jerry Springer - 3/7/2007 8:28:02 PM   
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Youre significant other tell you that you both are to be guests on Jerry Springer...what would you be there for? would you be shocked, surprised or angry? Details, please.


I believe I would go on, I think they tell you all about it before hand and it might even be rehearsed.
Hell yeah, unless it was something toooooooo crazy.
Go jerry, lol
the show is just a joke.

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