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azzmaster -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 9:30:31 AM)

perhaps u could consider naming him Tool or Pure Pleasure



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 9:51:15 AM)

I could have called mine scout for hes all ways out front looking around but SIR CHARLES will do for now..bpunty



domiguy -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:00:42 AM)

13 inches of  "pink steel."



NorthernGent -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:11:25 AM)

DemonDomlyDongNo1. Quite a mouthful and, consequently, appropriate.

I'm thinking of changing my cock's name by Deed Poll. 25 quid or something or it costs. Also, I've just put a copyright on the term "Thor" for a cock. So, it ain't yours anymore, azz. I'll sell it back to you for a princely sum of £500. You've got to patent these things, otherwise someone will be sniffing 'round trying to make a few bob.

Anyone wanna buy "Thor" off me? I'm also selling "LordRod" and "DevilSheath"......all protected under the WCO (World Cock Organisation) copyright.

Bidders, please......starting at £100.



azzmaster -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:22:55 AM)

LMAO.. like that name and i hope ur subs find him a mouthful... however i m in NY so those british laws don't go over here. bein as in ur in the EU there should be alot of takers for thor in norway... luv the other names... :)



NorthernGent -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:30:07 AM)

Hey azz, the laws are worldwide as governed by the World Cock Organisation.........surely you're not going to walk out and blame the UN food-for-cocks scandal?



azzmaster -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:33:43 AM)

come on now northern... u know america isn't part of the world... why else would bush b in office if so.. Thor hasbeen registered at the US patent office for the last 14 years...u have 2 peddle ur cocknames in the civilized workld i m afraid



wandersalone -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:38:16 AM)

Could the reason why Bush is in power be because all of the Yanks vote with their dicks errrr thors?



azzmaster -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:40:05 AM)

i think its more like voter fraud, but hey we all have our embarrassments, the UK had margeret thatcher... 



wandersalone -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 10:44:54 AM)

True, I was living in London during the poll tax riots, not nice at all.



NorthernGent -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 11:08:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: azzmaster

i think its more like voter fraud, but hey we all have our embarrassments, the UK had margeret thatcher... 


Nicely put azz. I reckon you deserve Thor back for hitting the nail on the head.



Kinkypupper -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/4/2007 4:30:45 PM)

my disk is just a part of me, I am the one addressed to.. not an individual body part



azzmaster -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/4/2007 4:59:01 PM)

well thanks northerngent... i feel better now that i know even if i travel Thor can retain his real name and not have to use an AKA



Lashra -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 7:26:44 PM)

My black one is named -blackcockfromhell  and my purple sparkly one is named-Purplepeopleanalinvader  and the one with the balls attached is-BigMamaballz

~Lashra



Sinergy -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/4/2007 8:03:23 PM)

 
Mr. Tiny



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/4/2007 11:42:54 PM)

Depends on which one I have snapped on

The 24incher is Bitchmaker

the 18 incher is ironically called Thor

The 12 incher is hot pink with sparkles and called Pinky (I'm the Brain)

the 8 incher is The Devirginator



Lorelei115 -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/5/2007 10:29:18 AM)

I dated a guy once named Monty. I called it "The Python" because it was not only humorous, but true as well.

My last ex I simply dubbed "The BEAST".



daddysprop247 -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/5/2007 10:34:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

My cocks name is George. After all, he needs to be loved, held, petted, squeezed, huged, rubed, scratched, and named.   


OMG!! my Master's cock is also named George!! lol



darchChylde -> RE: troll is wankin off thinkin bout azz's dick (3/5/2007 10:38:48 AM)

mine has oft been called "The Hooded Warrior"



FiretheAngel -> RE: I am Curious as 2 what u other doms call ur dick (3/5/2007 11:22:36 AM)

meat stick seems appropriate[8D][8D]



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