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Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 9:16:41 AM

Mercnbeth

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At 1:00 PST four years ago, at that lifestyle "hot-spot", "Pea Soup Andersen's" in Buellton, we met. There in a lonely bar you stood, while bus-loads of senior citizens grazed at the salad bar. A Jack & coke, and scotch on the rocks, later and we were off. To this day, the bartenders always but the wrong drink in front of each of us.

It had already been a great day. A "top-down" day in SoCal. The scenery during the 3 hour trip from LA was impressive to this jaded ex-New Yorker. But I stopped looking at it, once you came into view.

We drove through Solvang and considered parking and walking around with the rest of the tourist. I was trying my best to stay focused and committed to my "rules" for first contact; a drink, maybe some food, casual, neutral conversation, no kissing, no petting, no play, no sex. Fate didn't provide a parking space so we decided to drive into the canyons and you wanted to show me where you lived. I think the description was; "drive to the middle of nowhere, take a left and keep going for 14 miles". You took me to a spot where, overlooking the valley, where you "forced" me to break a few of my "rules". Before we could break them all another car showed up, "lost" of course, and once we set them on our way we were off to find a place where we could break the rest of them.

By 6:00, in a room at the Kon Tiki Inn, we were making up a new set of rules. Finally deciding at some point that food was also a stable of life, we enjoyed a Santa Maria style BBQ dinner at McLintock's.

I lost all respect for myself that day! I think I had to marry you just to maintain some sense of integrity. I still have a part of me that says this is all too good to be true. Trust me, my pet, at this point it really won't matter if you disclose that you are a post-op transsexual.

Happy 4th Anniversary beth!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 9:18:59 AM

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Congrats the pair of ya!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 11:36:49 AM

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Congratulations you two!!!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 11:50:42 AM

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Congrats, you two. A very sweet tale.

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Merc: Trust me, my pet, at this point it really won't matter if you disclose that you are a post-op transsexual.

Merc, I think that what would matter is Beth's disclosure that she is a PRE-op transsexual. But maybe not. True love conquers all, they say.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 12:14:34 PM

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Most heartfelt congratulations and well wishes for another ninety years or so.

Stephan

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 12:21:27 PM

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Congradulations and many more!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 12:26:32 PM

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Congratulations! And I always stay at Kon Tiki when I go to Pismo....and McLintocks is the best!!!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 1:04:47 PM

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so sweet! youns make a lovely couple. i love your posts!!!!!

thanks for this happy point of light!! :-D

big hugs!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 1:37:22 PM

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So who gets the Jack and who gets the scotch again?

Drink up and congratulations.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 1:41:30 PM

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Oh you kids! Go get another room!

Congratulations....you two make me think that maybe I should hope and dream again.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/1/2007 1:59:49 PM

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Aaaawwww, so sweet!

Congratulations and happy celebrations.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 9:35:41 AM

Mercnbeth

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Thanks to all for the well wishes and the kind words!!!

thank YOU, Master, for so eloquently putting into words Your feelings as well as for giving this slave the opportunity to...
serve as Your devoted slave
be Your faithful and constant companion
honor Your name as Your Mrs.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 9:42:58 AM

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congrats to you both and may you have many more!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 3:01:40 PM

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Aww....you guys are so cute! Congradulations and
celebrations are in order.

(Edited for spelling cause I need some caffeine)

< Message edited by Vendaval -- 3/2/2007 3:02:19 PM >

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 4:30:14 PM

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Congratulations!!! Have a great anniversary.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 4:55:17 PM

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That is so sweet. Bless you both.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 7:58:08 PM

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Wonderful you guys! Congrats and many, many more to come for you!

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 8:00:48 PM

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Congratulations and many more.

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 8:25:19 PM

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Here's to you both,
a beautiful pair,
On the birthday,
Of your love affair.

~poe

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RE: Time Flies At "Warp Speed". - 3/2/2007 10:37:13 PM

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Congratulations MercnBeth!!!

You are a wonderful example of a happily married lifestyle couple.
If I ever remarry again----I will marry a submissive partner!

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