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Make Your Flatulent Cat Carbon Neutral - $6.00 - 2/23/2007 8:11:15 PM   
Sanity


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Status: offline 		Feeling guilty? There's a company that will neutralize the global warming caused by your cat passing gas for a mere $6.00. And if you would like, you can go all out and neutralize your Grandma's farting for a mere $10.00 per year. All hail the great Al Gore...

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RE: Make Your Flatulent Cat Carbon Neutral - $6.00 - 2/23/2007 9:53:12 PM   
WyrdRich


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Status: offline 		       I'm seriously considering jumping on the global warming bandwagon and selling Carbon Offsets.  Want to drive your SUV 'guilt free?'  For the paltry sum of $50,000 annually, I'll stop driving 500 miles a week.  You are then carbon neutral, and still putting your foot into a big block V-8.

      Coming soon to your morning spam...

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RE: Make Your Flatulent Cat Carbon Neutral - $6.00 - 2/24/2007 6:24:52 PM   
Sanity


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WHO SAYS that the Leftist Global warming scaremongering committees will be bad for business... greedy businesses will be THANKING the Reverend Al Gore and all his Global Warming Cult members for all their monotonous hype.

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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

      I'm seriously considering jumping on the global warming bandwagon and selling Carbon Offsets.  Want to drive your SUV 'guilt free?'  For the paltry sum of $50,000 annually, I'll stop driving 500 miles a week.  You are then carbon neutral, and still putting your foot into a big block V-8.

     Coming soon to your morning spam...

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RE: Make Your Flatulent Cat Carbon Neutral - $6.00 - 2/24/2007 11:04:01 PM   
popeye1250


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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

      I'm seriously considering jumping on the global warming bandwagon and selling Carbon Offsets.  Want to drive your SUV 'guilt free?'  For the paltry sum of $50,000 annually, I'll stop driving 500 miles a week.  You are then carbon neutral, and still putting your foot into a big block V-8.

     Coming soon to your morning spam...


Wyrd, good idea!
Why should the "U.N." be making all the money on these "global warming" scams?
There must be something I can come up with.

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