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Mikal -> RE: Greedy landlords- PA- help (2/17/2007 5:44:40 PM)
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
Ok, I've considered this long and hard. Kill him, shove his body parts down the drain pipe and take over the house. No one will know, or care.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to dissect a human body? Not to mention the number of blades that he'll go through (big tip off for whomever comes looking, when so-and-so mentions how many trips pahunkboy made to the hardware store... or the clerk will just remember the huge amount of blades bought...).
Then there's the blood. Either you leave the body long enough for it to coagulate (gets smelly in that time frame as well), or you drain it... again, a problem if CSI comes looking.
Finally, if the drain pipes are full of body, how are they going to drain? What would be the point of showering the blood and body-bits off if the drain is gonna be plugged? Drain-O (and other acid decloggers) won't work (I've actually tried, and no, I don't feel like discussing the incident, so don't ask).
If you ask me, your best bet is to get a couple of "OMG-those-are-HUGE" dogs, and treat them to a land-lord dinner [;)]. Dogs that big tend to chew up bones really really well.
Good luck [:)]
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