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rosanegra -> How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:40:40 AM)
They send us form letters. So here is the perfect way to deal with them without getting the annoying, "Why didn't you reply?" messages a day later. Dear applicant, Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately, your submission does not meet our needs at this time. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, The Management. PS: Posted this in off topic because it's useful for any personals site you might happen to be on. ;)

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:44:20 AM)
Usually that just leads to "You're a fucking cunt biatch wannabe slave." The response to the second email should be identical to the response as the first email- nothing at all.

newsubseeking61 -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:47:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross The response to the second email should be identical to the response as the first email- nothing at all. ya think? I'm right there with you.

mixielicous -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:50:40 AM)
fast reply, i am a fan of asking what exactly they intended on doing with an owned slave & to respect their Brother. i usually dont hear back.

pahunkboy -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:25:56 AM)
EZ- respond with the ever popular "nigarian bank account letter"------- have fun with it.

hot1 -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:30:28 AM)
My best of all times...I was bored that night..as I tend to be lately and thought that I might try to educate this young one. Gotta love the baby doms at times. Anyway we were talking and he thinks that I am perfect and since I am a slave and not just a sub (his words..not mine) that I have no choice in the matter...I am his he has just collared me. Again i repeat, I was bored...so I tried to get baby dom to understnad it does not work that way. All he could say was do you accept my ownership. finally i gave up and gave him a big piece of my mind...to which he replied....you are just a textbook slave...I release you textbook slave and was gone...never to be heard from again....LOL....like i said..gotta love the baby doms. hot1

stef -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:35:17 AM)
The best way to get rid of them is to block and ignore. Replying only gives them what they're looking for. If you simply must have the last word for whatever reason, do it *then* block and ignore. ~stef

LadyEllen -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:35:22 AM)
There is a guaranteed way of ridding yourself of an irksome troll ladies. Tell him youre really a guy pretending to be a girl. Sweet justice, I say E

Rule -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:56:22 AM)
There was one woman who took offense at me and after appropriate warning I blocked her emails. That was all.

Real0ne -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 10:04:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen There is a guaranteed way of ridding yourself of an irksome troll ladies. Tell him youre really a guy pretending to be a girl. Sweet justice, I say E yeh and then the forums are flooded with FAKES posts TROLL and PRO posts lol

Tuomas -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 10:32:43 AM)
And here I thought they would be giving out free troll recepies... I need new additions to my cookbook. How about asking them for an e-mail address, and then submitting it to one of those "Free daily X in your email" thingies[sm=evil.gif]

farmbound1 -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 3:46:38 PM)
troll house cookies anyone?

domiguy -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 3:57:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rosanegra They send us form letters. So here is the perfect way to deal with them without getting the annoying, "Why didn't you reply?" messages a day later. Dear applicant, Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately, your submission does not meet our needs at this time. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, The Management. PS: Posted this in off topic because it's useful for any personals site you might happen to be on. ;) You seem to have way tooooooo much time on your hands..... You are getting your thong in a bundle over people that you shouldn't even begin to care about....These posts of yours are getting monotonous....and you are starting to come off as a bit crazy if not totally cuntish........Block and ignore!......Everyone! Lets say it together....Block and Ignore!!!! out. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

windchymes -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 5:14:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hot1 My best of all times...I was bored that night..as I tend to be lately and thought that I might try to educate this young one. Gotta love the baby doms at times. Anyway we were talking and he thinks that I am perfect and since I am a slave and not just a sub (his words..not mine) that I have no choice in the matter...I am his he has just collared me. Again i repeat, I was bored...so I tried to get baby dom to understnad it does not work that way. All he could say was do you accept my ownership. finally i gave up and gave him a big piece of my mind...to which he replied....you are just a textbook slave...I release you textbook slave and was gone...never to be heard from again....LOL....like i said..gotta love the baby doms. hot1 Well, apparently he was a Cliff Notes Dom.

HydroMaster -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:56:37 PM)
Do you accept my ownership, textbook slave? Oh sorry, wrong record. Well, what remember about getting rid of trolls from childhood involved sunlight, fire, or angry villagers with pitchforks. Should be just as effective this time around :-)

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 7:57:46 PM)
if ya wanna get rid of a troll, ya gotta burn down the bridges

hot1 -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:00:36 PM)
No No No...mommy always taught me never burn your bridges

mnottertail -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:00:41 PM)
You tell me theres an angel in your tree Did he say hed come to call on me For things are getting desperate in our home Living in the parish of the restless folks I know Everybody now bring your family down to the riverside Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide Behind four walls of stone the rich man sleeps Its time we put the flame torch to their keep Burn down the mission If were gonna stay alive Watch the black smoke fly to heaven See the red flame light the sky Burn down the mission Burn it down to stay alive Its our only chance of living Take all you need to live inside Deep in the woods the squirrels are out today My wife cried when they came to take me away But what more could I do just to keep her warm Then burn burn burn burn down the mission walls Get out of your trailer Mike, the fucking thing is haunted---

HydroMaster -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/9/2007 8:20:17 PM)
No, burning the bridge just make them mad and makes it harder to get home

bludemonn -> RE: How to get rid of a troll.. (2/14/2007 9:00:49 PM)
I gotta admit no wonder you women get 'trolls' or whatever lurking around like mad, ignoring me...THEM (woops) wont make us..i mean THEM (dammit) go away ya know, a response will sate the wanton need of the beast, ignoring me..i mean the trolls will make them just give you the benefit of the doubt that you simply may be busy! WOMEN eh! tut...... (those last 27 ladies surely couldnt have ALL been busy at once....ya never know, best go message them all again)

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