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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 2:50:43 PM)

hmmmm - sex in a church ...now there's a place i need to add to my list



LadyEllen -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 2:51:55 PM)

I like the idea of an elevator that seems to run from the church down to hell, but lacks upward motility towards heaven. Says it all I think.

Now, back to my Slayer LP

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FukinTroll -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 2:54:18 PM)

But if you are eating pussy in the elevator to hell aren’t you, in fact, taking heaven with you?



LadyEllen -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 3:01:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

But if you are eating pussy in the elevator to hell aren’t you, in fact, taking heaven with you?


In a way yes, I suppose.

In that it would be an f'in miracle for me to be doing that anywhere, and miracles to be fair, do seem to have a greater heavenly pedigree compared to hellish.

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Vendaval -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 3:05:58 PM)

(Voice on loudspeaker at a Kink Convention)

"Will all Fuckin Trolls and Fuckin Troll Trollops please report to the orgy room.  Remember to wear your bathrobes and slippers in the hotel lobby and hallways.   We  do not, repeat, we do not want Hard Copy showing up at the front door again!" 



FukinTroll -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 3:16:18 PM)

Oh crap! I think I might be late for something. Where is that Ven?



Vendaval -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 3:35:54 PM)

San Francisco baby!



Vendaval -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 3:39:04 PM)

OOhhhhh...sex in an elevator!
Remember that Aerosmith video, "Love in an Elevator"?
Or that scene in "Fatal Attraction" with Michael Douglas
and Glen Close?   



petdave -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/7/2007 5:58:16 PM)

So is the question:
whether pussy tastes better in the church elevator vs. the elevator to Hell?
   (elevator to Hell, because you can assume it'll be the last pussy you ever eat)

or...

whether eating pussy in a church elevator will condemn you to Hell?
   (depends on whether or not you get her off)



twicehappy -> RE: Express elevator to hell... or... (2/8/2007 4:13:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

...eating pussy in the church elevator.
 
Is it just me or does eating pussy in the church elevator just taste better?


Go to a Catholic church and try doing it in the confessional......



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