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LaTigresse -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:13:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll well... yes. Out of curiosity, how much would it cost to ship a person via UPS? Dead or alive? The cost of the dry ice and all..............

missturbation -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:15:01 PM)
I don't know - probably because i dont know what ups is

FukinTroll -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:16:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll well... yes. Out of curiosity, how much would it cost to ship a person via UPS? Dead or alive? The cost of the dry ice and all.............. Alive of course. UPS is this http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/index.jsx

LaTigresse -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:18:40 PM)
Well, factor in the extra blankets and oxygen tank.................$ 698.95

missturbation -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:19:51 PM)
You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !!

FukinTroll -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:21:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Well, factor in the extra blankets and oxygen tank.................$ 698.95 Dang. It would be cheaper to fly her coach. Not as much fun, but cheaper.

FukinTroll -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:22:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !! You will be fine. I just sent you a book you can read during the trip.

LaMspeach -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:22:40 PM)
UPS ? why not email them it is easier and quicker and no need to put the person in a box .. all you have to do is click a few buttons and your there .... Oh wait that is the wrong thingymajigger * sighs* never mind .

missturbation -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:26:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !! You will be fine. I just sent you a book you can read during the trip. In first class air with champagne to sip and strawberries to nibble. As a side note if it is UPS will you ensure they put a this way up arrow on my crate so i dont have to read upside down please?

FukinTroll -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:36:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation In first class air with champagne to sip and strawberries to nibble. Sure thing babe. Just write out that check and I will meet you at the airport. quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation As a side note if it is UPS will you ensure they put a this way up arrow on my crate so i dont have to read upside down please? If I answer either way, it would be removing the element of suprise. I would hate for you to get bored with me.

missturbation -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:41:15 PM)
Boring is something i'm pretty sure you may never be !!

FukinTroll -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:44:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Boring is something i'm pretty sure you may never be !! Well I do have a tiny penis. I keep it in the bag with the medium penis and the large one.

Vendaval -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:48:48 PM)
I know guys who have done this, minus their clothing and shoes!

Vendaval -> RE: Disappointing date (2/7/2007 1:50:11 PM)
Nah, just click your heels together and repeat 3 times, "There's no place like home"! quote: ORIGINAL: LaMspeach UPS ? why not email them it is easier and quicker and no need to put the person in a box .. all you have to do is click a few buttons and your there .... Oh wait that is the wrong thingymajigger * sighs* never mind .

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