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Drunk Husband - 2/6/2007 5:59:11 PM

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One morning a man wakes up with an awful headache, he notices a note on the pillow from his wife, it tells him how much she loves him, that she has gone to get all the things she needs to make him his favorite dinner and that breakfast is on the stove for him. He cannot figure out what is going on, he knows he came home drunk and fall and broke the coffee table. He walks down to the kitchen to find the house in complete order and sparkling clean. His son is at the kitchen table. He asks his son if he knows what is going on. I know I broke the coffee table and was out most of the night drinking...what is up with your mother. To which his son replies....

Well dad....you woke mom up when you came home. She dragged you to the bedroom and tried to help you get undressed but all you could yell was Leave me alone...I'm married.

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RE: Drunk Husband - 2/6/2007 6:01:10 PM

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One morning a man wakes up with an awful headache, he notices a note on the pillow from his wife, it tells him how much she loves him, that she has gone to get all the things she needs to make him his favorite dinner and that breakfast is on the stove for him. He cannot figure out what is going on, he knows he came home drunk and fall and broke the coffee table. He walks down to the kitchen to find the house in complete order and sparkling clean. His son is at the kitchen table. He asks his son if he knows what is going on. I know I broke the coffee table and was out most of the night drinking...what is up with your mother. To which his son replies....

Well dad....you woke mom up when you came home. She dragged you to the bedroom and tried to help you get undressed but all you could yell was Leave me alone...I'm married.

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RE: Drunk Husband - 2/6/2007 6:03:30 PM

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LMAO!

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RE: Drunk Husband - 2/6/2007 6:05:43 PM

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lol.. I've heard this one before. I always find it rather endearing though.

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RE: Drunk Husband - 2/6/2007 11:11:11 PM

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I have heard it B4, but it is still one of my favorites.

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RE: Drunk Husband - 2/19/2007 11:14:04 PM

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Couple of rounds with the guys... About $40.00
Cab fare home.... $37.68
Replacing the broken coffee table... $98.00
Saying the right thing at the right time... Priceless.

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