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LTRsubNW -> I'm Reheheheheally happy being single... (1/17/2007 6:16:14 PM)
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(Did I mention I'm really happy being single?). There was a time, some years back, that I wasn't all that happy being single. I looked at every date, every woman as the "future Mrs. LTR" (of course, I used a different name back then...but nevertheless...). I thought "She'd do, I could go with that...I could love her..." Lemme just say for those of you that are in that incredibly messed up frame of mind that says...."I could go with that..."... DON'T!!!!! But I digress.... I'm older, wiser...and I met this really great woman (those of you that have seen my occasional post...have seen me use the word "chic"). She ain't a chic. She's different. She pisses me off just like all chics...she looks like a chic...occasionally she even talks like a chic now that I think about it (which, by the way, really pisses me off) but she's got something more... (I'd suspect, what she's got, now that I think about it is....more patience than most chics...but...I have to keep remembering...she's still one of "them"). Anyway...a few years ago she tried to explain to me this whole concept of not trying to solve the world's problems within the next 3 months (yeah.,..right!!!...you remember...we're problem solvers....eh? Solutions baby...it's what we do), and...while she tried to explain it to me...I nodded occasionally, gave the appropriate pablum glance...and said..."of course you're right....say, uhmmm...while you're grabbing your car keys...wanna get married?" She was of course too occupied with explaining to me why I was a complete idiot. I, of course, spent the next several years agreeing with her, only long enough to insert at appropriate occasions...."of course you're right...say, uhmmm..while you're grabbing your car keys...wanna get married?" (Someone did tell me she's deaf in one ear....whenever someone proposes marriage). Anyhooooo....I like being single (very much)...I'm quite thankful for her indulgence (and patience) and, in case you (she) read(s) this...I'm spending the money I'd have spent on your wedding ring (which, by the way, would have easily equaled most pensioners first and second full year earnings), on a complete remodel of the 12 x 18 room that was going to be your walk in closet and having it entirely remodeled into a fully sealed room, capable of handling 355 gallons of vaseline all the way up to 27 inches high on the wall (and by the way...it's ordered, and I have 6 - 55 gallon drums being delivered Tuesday), I'm adding a 1900 watt stereo system which will be connected to my 11,744 song collection on my home computer stereo system, and I'm going to be spending most days in my closet/vat (I have extra paper towels), and I don't give a fuck if the county comes by and tells me I needed a permit. (So there!) (Okay...I'm done with my rant now).
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