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Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 10:05:17 AM   
onestandingstill


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Status: offline 		A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and
collar.


2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
 
 
Ok my question's this brough up are:
Has anyone ever made their sub slave piss on a live wire?
Have you ever pissed on a live wire?
Do you think the electricity would climb up to your eurethra and, if yes do you think low voltage could injure you there?
Have you ever grounded a sub/slave with fluid in electro play at all?
suzanne
 
 
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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 10:10:08 AM   
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we can't stop laughing from this post and btw, this made me feel much better from being so sick recently. thanks
 
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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 10:44:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Funny stuff.

Living in farm country as I do there is an abundance of electric fences. Almost all boys get conned into peeing on an electric fence at some point or other. Now, being a female (smarter that those dumb boys) I have never tried this particular activity but from what I have seen it can be fairly painful.

One thing many people do not know is that the voltage going thru an electric fence can vary greatly. All the way from "ouch, god damned motherfucker!" to getting tossed a few feet and "what the fuuuuuuuck?!?!" My electric fencer is a low voltage "ouch, god damned motherfucker!" because I don't need anything heavier. It still hurts.......I have bumped it many times, even got a metal toggle on my barn coat caught on it in the dark one night recently. Yes, it is a very funny story that when told to my employees made their day.

All of that being said I have yet to see or hear of any permanent damage to any body parts due to either an accidental or not so accidental incident involving an electric fence. I wouldn't be trying to pee on any regular household current though, you never know what the zap is gonna be there. I saw a guy get electrocuted on a homebuilding job site when I was a kid. It wasn't pretty.

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 10:53:35 AM   
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suzanne,
 
we can't stop laughing from this post and btw, this made me feel much better from being so sick recently. thanks
 
L

I'm so glad I could add a bright spot to You and Lara's day.
Thanks for telling me.
suzanne

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 10:58:43 AM   
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My toy only commented on the funnier part, so I will do the questions.
 
Has anyone ever made their sub slave piss on a live wire?
 
No, but in growing up on a farm, I talked a few boys into pissing on electric fences.
 
Have you ever pissed on a live wire?

Do I really have to answer this one? OK, fine! Yes, once.
 

Do you think the electricity would climb up to your eurethra and, if yes do you think low voltage could injure you there?

It certainly felt as though it climbed up the urethra. It didn't do any severe damage to me, and it was about a 7,500 volt fence. But the fence was pulsed, so I only got the jolt for about a second. I have seen people insert urethral sounds and then apply electricity by way of TENS and violet wands without any long term adverse effects. I have also had a sub come to me complaining of a spastic bladder because of such play. The spasms went away in a couple of days, but I really wouldn't recommend it, as I have little experience with this sort of play. I would prefer to hear from people that have more experience on the subject before experimenting with it.
 
Have you ever grounded a sub/slave with fluid in electro play at all?

Only on accident when a slave has lost control of her bladder while being subjected to electric torture of the vagina. No ill effects, but they do tell me that it increases the intensity of the electricity.
 
Sorry that I can't be of more help.

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 11:06:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Actually I just saw a Mythbusters show where they tired to prove that pissing on the third rail could kill someone. The biggest problem they had in proving it was that a consistent stream was necessary and that is usually not normal for human beings. I do not know the difference between a third rail or live wire but they did prove that electric current from doing this could kill someone, so I would think this might fall into the very dangerous thing to do what the OP asked about.




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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 1:12:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		ROFLMMFAO!  Ya....I've pissed on the old electric fence years ago...ouch! Also had a Domme do the electro stuff to my C/Bs....HARD limit now.....!!!!!!! Yuppers.....HARD limit....lol

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 4:10:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Never heard of it... but it sounds like something that would be fun to do to some one yer pissed off at

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 4:37:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		never had someone piss on a live wired...but I  did...as a kid ,on those wires on the country side,around the cows field....I  will never forget it...

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 6:57:49 PM   
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Actually I just saw a Mythbusters show where they tired to prove that pissing on the third rail could kill someone. The biggest problem they had in proving it was that a consistent stream was necessary and that is usually not normal for human beings. I do not know the difference between a third rail or live wire but they did prove that electric current from doing this could kill someone, so I would think this might fall into the very dangerous thing to do what the OP asked about.






The mythbusters did re-visit this myth and did actually piss on an electric fence...... with the expected (non-fatal) results!

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/17/2007 7:24:49 PM   
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susan, many thinks for the smile after a bitch day.

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 7:45:13 AM   
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chuckles,

susan, many thinks for the smile after a bitch day.

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You're welcome CP.
Wow, I worked around electric fences and never for a second thought to pee on them.
We did have a game of draw straws and the short one had to grab the wire though.
I guess, like LaTigress said, it must be more prevalant in boys then girls.
Being it was 3 boys and me on the farm I must have curbed their fun w/o knowing it.

So now you think it's not going to do permanent harm how many people are considering trying it.
If Sir Rob wanted to I'd still be very leary, I would not want to, but of course I'd let him.
suzanne

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 11:34:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		OK I have to thank you I just got home from a funeral of a dear friend of the family and desided to come here to unwind untill I had to go sit shiva at the widows house. I really needed this it made me giggle for the first time all day!!!

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 1:04:25 PM   
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quote:

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Actually I just saw a Mythbusters show where they tired to prove that pissing on the third rail could kill someone. The biggest problem they had in proving it was that a consistent stream was necessary and that is usually not normal for human beings. I do not know the difference between a third rail or live wire but they did prove that electric current from doing this could kill someone, so I would think this might fall into the very dangerous thing to do what the OP asked about.






The mythbusters did re-visit this myth and did actually piss on an electric fence...... with the expected (non-fatal) results!


Wow! You mean they actually admitted one of the many cases where they were completely wrong? Amazing. The problem is that when someone thinks they're smarter than everyone and they can't think of a way to do it then it must be impossible. The one they did on archemedes's mirrors is a good examples, as was the wooden cannon. Someone else was able to recreate the cannon easily, but they they actually knew something about the tech of the time instead of just guessing.

The fact that they declared the myth a fake because they concluded you couldn't complete the circuit my pissing when it's relatively comon knowledge (based on electric fences) that you can do it.

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 1:09:17 PM   
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Living in farm country as I do ....



So you might not have played with the fences, but no doubt you've tipped a cow or two in your day.

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 10:12:17 PM   
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Totally -not- what I was expecting!!

I was gonna refer people to the Mythbusters episode about pissing on the electric fence. 


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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/18/2007 10:20:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		I once knew a guy who was so stupid he really did piss on an electric fence, I never saw it, but he says his dick was purple for a week...

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/19/2007 2:26:29 AM   
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I've pissed near a live wire, but not close enough to get a jolt.

I often use grounding bands in electro play to help avoid sending current through the heart.  Old electrician teachings I can't get past :)

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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/19/2007 7:05:08 AM   
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Living in farm country as I do ....



So you might not have played with the fences, but no doubt you've tipped a cow or two in your day.


Not to mention outhouses.


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RE: Piss and electricity - 1/19/2007 7:09:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		whipping out your dick and pissing on an electric fence is a very intimate and light speed advanced course in quantum mechanics...my understanding is that you actually become aware of, and feel each individual atom in a transaction such as this.

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