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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 6:25:13 AM

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I consider myself pretty fuckin' str8 and the dinner service will not be ensconced in my love slide in any near future event on my calendar.....

That had to take some thinkin' up, right there.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:19:50 AM

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I was going to say the guy has a lot of balls.. but.. ummm...

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:23:38 AM

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In full agreement with Ron, the kitchen utensils deserve at the very least a modicum of respect.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:34:52 AM

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no one uses those old silver plated silverware anymore. it wont get mixed up with stainless steal.

as far as well designed good quality sex toys- they cost alot if you can find them. it seems you have to build your own. the stuff sold in stores sucks.
i seen some quality toys online- but pricey- up to $1800.00. [tho its cheaper then some relationships...]

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:37:47 AM

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Note to self...don't sit next to pahunky at the annual collarme dinner.
Or let him do an addition on my house.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:40:12 AM

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Heh. That is the truth. I had one relationship cost Me thousands and thousands of dollars. What is a plastic pussy worth these days? About 50 bucks? And you do not have to listen to them bitch every 5 minutes or brag about their HNG email. haha.

/runs

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 8:42:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

no one uses those old silver plated silverware anymore. it wont get mixed up with stainless steal.

Impressive, not just a whim but a well thought out and well executed plan.

i seen some quality toys online- but pricey- up to $1800.00.

Out of curiosity, is there a sex toy on this planet that costs that amount of money? What do you get for that?

[tho its cheaper then some relationships...]

Ahhh see, you need to set your stall out right from the off to the effect that you're a simple lad and your partner will have to make do with good company, tea and scones. Cheap as chips.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/15/2007 7:32:29 PM

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Wow, he didn't notice he lost his left testical. I wonder who found it exactly and how they reacted, or is it still somewhere in the machineshop...

Gee, this colorado oyster tastes different than normal...

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/16/2007 3:29:32 AM

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I think if things wouldn't have went so well for this guy he would be a candidate for the Darwin awards.

T

PS, they have made exceptions for people who didn't die, but I think they have to lose both nuts.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/16/2007 7:36:57 AM

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quote:

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Heh. That is the truth. I had one relationship cost Me thousands and thousands of dollars. What is a plastic pussy worth these days? About 50 bucks? And you do not have to listen to them bitch every 5 minutes or brag about their HNG email. haha.

/runs

the 1800$ -was a "double action" f@cking machine- made with quality metal so it lasts a lifetime. im thinking this would be for a female. there was a guy that built the stuff- he bragged over stainless steel and the durablity of his wares.

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RE: Scrotum Self-Repair - 1/16/2007 7:40:06 AM

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http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/ <--link to the f machine, however there is another site makes them more extreme....

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