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dekley -> Scrotum Self-Repair (1/14/2007 9:09:42 PM)
check this out

MizSuz -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/14/2007 9:34:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dekley check this out Snopes says this is true and includes a letter from the apparent author. http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm

dcnovice -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/14/2007 9:34:52 PM)
Incredible!

Zensee -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/14/2007 10:50:05 PM)
Ballsy.

amativedame -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 12:46:54 AM)
thats just [:'(]

ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 12:53:43 AM)
Wow, he didn't notice he lost his left testical. I wonder who found it exactly and how they reacted, or is it still somewhere in the machineshop...

Aileen68 -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:05:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ToServeIsToLive Wow, he didn't notice he lost his left testical. I wonder who found it exactly and how they reacted, or is it still somewhere in the machineshop... Eeeew. Some rat had a good dinner that night.

NorthernGent -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:14:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MizSuz http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm Well, what can you say to that eh? Stapling your stones back together?! It reminds me of the link LaM put up about the Austrian bloke who nailed his stones to the roof. What's wrong with these people? Anyone who's ever been kicked in the bollocks or even knocked them off the corner of the desk knows that golden rule number 1 is look after your crown jewels. As a result, I have no sympathy with the bloke whatsover and as punishment would like to see his other testicle put in a vice and crushed.

Aileen68 -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:17:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent Anyone who's ever been kicked in the bollocks or even knocked them off the corner of the desk knows that golden rule number 1 is look after your crown jewels. Do you often put your balls on your desk?

NorthernGent -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:27:04 AM)
Depends on the location. Just before I give a presentation at work I do like to lob them out on the table for all to see - it's always an ice-breaker and I then have the attention of my audience so can go about my business in a relaxed environment. Apart from that, no. Anyway, I was thinking school - you know, clowning around while the teacher's having a quick ciggie in the staff room, legging it around the class and then owwwww - just caught the edge of a desk with your short ones. Pain.

Aileen68 -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:38:31 AM)
I'm soooo glad I don't have to deal with having balls. Getting them caught in belt sanders, the edges of desks, having them drag on the ground and getting all dusty when you walk.

NorthernGent -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:49:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 I'm soooo glad I don't have to deal with having balls. It's hard work at times and they do tend to want to do their own thing. I'm in the process of inventing a bollocks bra to stop them swinging around and keep them away from sanders, desks etc. There has to be money it. having them drag on the ground and getting all dusty when you walk. [:D] yeah forgot about that, imagine that.............tripping over your own stones.........then picking yourself up off the floor, dusting yourself down, throwing your bollocks over your shoulder and carrying on to where you're going....

Aileen68 -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 4:53:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent It's hard work at times and they do tend to want to do their own thing. I'm in the process of inventing a bollocks bra to stop them swinging around and keep them away from sanders, desks etc. There has to be money it. Too late... The Nut Bra

pahunkboy -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:02:57 AM)
hmm- proves men think about their penis alot. lol

NorthernGent -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:06:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Too late... The Nut Bra let's go half and half on the proceeds.........a joint venture.....we'll have one cup with a picture of george bush on and the stars and stripes in the background and the other cup with a picture of tony blair on and the union jack in the background. They'll sell like hot cakes....... we'll call it the the B Bra.....bollocks, bush and blair (quite apt really as both talk a whole load of bollocks).

pahunkboy -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:12:48 AM)
ummm. isnt masterbation somehow a threat to national security? its probaly in the patriot act... BTW= i used a curling iron [hair] as a sex toy. it felt so good. but then i turned it on, the heat part. 3 seconds i became deeply relaxed. second #4, i jumped outa my skin as the wand fryed my azz!!! ouch! also do not use tooth paste as a lube- it stings,.

NorthernGent -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:18:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy ummm. isnt masterbation somehow a threat to national security? its probaly in the patriot act... BTW= i used a curling iron [hair] as a sex toy. it felt so good. but then i turned it on, the heat part. 3 seconds i became deeply relaxed. second #4, i jumped outa my skin as the wand fryed my azz!!! ouch! also do not use tooth paste as a lube- it stings,. lol pahunkboy, I'll take all of that on board and will keep the tongs and toothpaste locked in the safe so I can't get at them in a fit of sexual desire :-) Hey, whatever does it for you...

pahunkboy -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:36:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy ummm. isnt masterbation somehow a threat to national security? its probaly in the patriot act... BTW= i used a curling iron [hair] as a sex toy. it felt so good. but then i turned it on, the heat part. 3 seconds i became deeply relaxed. second #4, i jumped outa my skin as the wand fryed my azz!!! ouch! also do not use tooth paste as a lube- it stings,. lol pahunkboy, I'll take all of that on board and will keep the tongs and toothpaste locked in the safe so I can't get at them in a fit of sexual desire :-) Hey, whatever does it for you... Here is something that DOES work. find an old silver spoon-with ornate handle. place a thick rubber band around da balls. lube up the spoon handle- insert it. wrap a 2nd rubber band around the neck of the spoon.-and wrap the rest of it around your wrist. properly configured- as you stroke your tool- the handle easing INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, and out, INNNNNNNNNNNNN and out. this masssages the prostrate. str8 men are touchy about their anus. but even a str8 man should enjoy this sensation. speaking of tools- NEVER insert a hammer handle into your anus. i breifly worked construction- my quality hammer was swiped. [in construction you work fast and grab teh closest tool-] anyhow none of the men knew where my expensive hammer went. S00000000000000- i blurted out that i had used that hammer up my azz. lol- they never did find my hammer- but whoever stole it- had to be repulsed that each time he used it- that it had been a sex toy. LOLOL

pahunkboy -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 5:40:09 AM)
PS- I even went to small claims court to reclaim my hammer. i lost the case. silly me- i forgot companies give to juges policital campaignes. I told the local paper- win loose or draw- i wanted to reported. they DID run the piece. this was the smaller paper- the large area paper would never run anything iffy to a reputation of the mover and shaker biz big shots here

adaddysgirl -> RE: Scrotum Self-Repair (1/15/2007 6:18:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Too late... The Nut Bra OMG...that was way too funny! How do you people find these things? [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] DG

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