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Sinergy -> Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 3:25:18 PM)

Hello A/all,

Got an email today with the following new reality show.

SURVIVOR - TEXAS STYLE

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas
is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down
to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From
there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally
back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

* "I'm Gay"
* "I Love the Dixie Chicks"
* "Boycott Beef"
* "I Voted for John Kerry"
* "Hillary in 2008" and
* "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Probably wrong, but there ya go.

Sinergy




aSlavesLife -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 3:27:47 PM)

Do it in July and have no a/c in the vehicles and we can rest assured that none of them will survive.




Sinergy -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 3:32:09 PM)

My bad.  This belongs in random stupidity.

Sinergy




DixonTSmiss -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 3:37:00 PM)

RLMAO    As one that is transexual--moved to Houston--did the rainbow flag on my Vette--and made it safely( after 6 yr there) back to Illinois that just cracked me up laughing.

Thanks for making my day

Mistress Robyn




MsOpal -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 3:46:34 PM)

Some of my good friends are gay.

I like the Dixie Chicks music.

Eating chicken is good for you.

Kerry and/or Hillary might be better than some choices.

But don't you touch my guns!!!!!!
LMAO deep in the Heart of Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MsOpal





WyrdRich -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 4:43:13 PM)

        Aren't they filming another variety in CA where you park a car with a "W" sticker in Ventura and time how long it takes for the tires to get slashed?  Then you have to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" in San Francisco and try to get out of town without being beaten.

      Things are tough all over.




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Survivor - Texas Style (1/10/2007 5:36:20 PM)

At least they'll get a break and warm welcome in Austin :)




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