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ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

For those wishing to donate to the less fortunate, without the hassle of looking for someone to help, this holiday season.

Please send checks,money orders or credit card information to:
NeedToUseYou Charity Fund 
P.O. Box 193
Somewhere, IL, 66666

Then we both can be happy!!!

*10.00 dollar minimum donation
*95% of all funds are earmarked for administrative purposes
*The NTUY charity funds consider the following organizations/individuals as legitimate disadvantaged organizations/persons:Strippers,Whores,Electronics Outlets, Liquor stores,Air Lines, Hotels, etc.... NTUY charity guarantees all relavent funds will go to supporting these very needy organizations.
*Any donations for less than 10.00 USD will be charged an administration fee of 25.00 dollars.
*All donors understand and acknowledge the initial payment is an installment, and a legally binding contract with dues to be paid yearly on the date of initial donation the next calendar year.
*Please submit a valid credit card number including the date of expiration, full name and address, in addition to the 3 digit code located on the back of your card. The is required for authenitication purposes and your protection.