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Kalira -> off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 11:40:20 AM)
Master and I were talking today about tattoos. He knows that I have been wanting to get one either across my ass or right at the small of my back above it. Anyway, I thought a good one to get would be "enter at your own risk; swinging door' but Master thinks it should read Ft Knox. I was just wondering who else comes up with silly ideas like this; and how often do you actully go through with it? And just in case anyone is wondering, yes, I am actually serious about the tatt.

missturbation -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 11:47:56 AM)
Lol at your tattoo ideas. Each to their own with tats is my motto. You have to live with whatever you choose so choose wisely. If it suits you go for it. [:D]

mistoferin -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 11:48:15 AM)
I saw a guy who had a rooster hanging from a noose tattooed on his shin. He used to bet people in the bar that he had a cock that hung three inches below his knee and for 20 bucks he'd prove it. I have plans on having "Kiss me, I'm Irish" tattooed on my ass.

Kalira -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 12:06:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin I saw a guy who had a rooster hanging from a noose tattooed on his shin. He used to bet people in the bar that he had a cock that hung three inches below his knee and for 20 bucks he'd prove it. I have plans on having "Kiss me, I'm Irish" tattooed on my ass. LMAO OMG that is so funny Erin. Mmm, I really would like to get the 'enter at your own risk; swinging door' but I think Master is leaning towards Ft Knox lol

Lashra -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 12:40:14 PM)
I got my first tattoo recently and it is a pair of red lips on my left ass cheek and below it says "kiss here"[:D] ~Lashra

SlaveAkasha -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 12:42:08 PM)
My ex-girlfriend wanted to get one just above her pubic line....it was a stick figure pushing a lawn mower.. I told her if she did, to expect me to laugh when I went down on her. She didn't get it. Kasha

CalliopePurple -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 1:17:33 PM)
Some people think it's strange that I have the Final Fantasy katakana tattooed around my wrist. In twenty years, I'll have good memories of all the time I spent playing the games and the people I met due to mutual obsession with them. It's not just a fangirl thing.

yourMissTress -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 1:26:02 PM)
Odd tattoos...My tattoo artist has tattooed an "A+" on someone's ass...she was a smart-ass. I thought that was incredibly cute. But the best "odd" tattoo I have seen is a male friend who has a shamrock on each hip bone and connecting them across his groin are the words "You Lucky Bitch". It's something that just doesn't work if you don't have the attitude to pull it off. And no, I don't wonder why he hasn't had a relationship longer than a month. The thing about tattoos, as has been said, is that they are forever. Yes, you can have them removed, but at 2-3X the cost of getting them and a hell of a lot more painful. After recently having a spur-of-the-moment tattoo covered up, I can tell you that it's not the easiest thing in the world to do. But if it's something that will make you happy, and you won't mind looking at it 40 years from now, go for it!

happypervert -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 1:40:16 PM)
Here are some ideas from pics I've seen: Tattoos around the belly button where it becomes a vagina; others have the navel as a monkey's asshole a little guy pushing a lawnmower along the top of the pubic hair A friend was an ER nurse who said a woman had a tattoo in her crotch that said "Insert coins here" with an arrow pointing to her pussy

Aileen68 -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 1:43:10 PM)
Should I not get Spongebob on my ass?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 1:48:29 PM)
I had an ex who had a traffic sign tattooed on her ass that said "One Way" Anotehr friend has a pair of eyes with glasses tattooed over his cock, so he could do a great impression of the Marx Brothers when he got hard. I almost got intimate with him, bit I couldnt stop lauging and he got insulted. So far one of my favorites is a Domme friend who has a tat on her chest of a arrow that says "eyes up there, talk to them" DV

MistressTexas -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 3:45:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Should I not get Spongebob on my ass? Have some class woman.... Squidworth maybe...

mgdartist -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 5:47:04 PM)
Well since my real name starts with "M" and my online nick always has started with "M" I got a "M" on each buttcheek.... The kewl part is, when I bend over it says "MOM", and when I stand on my head it says "WOW". [8\|]

Aileen68 -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/21/2006 5:48:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Should I not get Spongebob on my ass? Have some class woman.... Squidworth maybe... Heeheehee.

thompsonx -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/22/2006 9:37:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin I saw a guy who had a rooster hanging from a noose tattooed on his shin. He used to bet people in the bar that he had a cock that hung three inches below his knee and for 20 bucks he'd prove it. I have plans on having "Kiss me, I'm Irish" tattooed on my ass. mistoferin: Kinda adds another dimension to kissing an irish ass ...I mean lass[;)] thompson

thompsonx -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/22/2006 9:40:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Should I not get Spongebob on my ass? Aileen68: That would be soooooo wrong[;)] thompson

gypsygrl -> RE: off beat and odd tattoos (12/22/2006 9:50:01 AM)
I've always wanted the "Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval" tatoo'd somewhere, not sure where.

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