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Devilslilsister -> Futbol! (12/19/2006 11:23:55 AM)

One of the things that ALWAYS bothers me is when i run into americans that tell me soccer is for girls.  If i cant convince them that they are wrong - i try and shrug them off as small town, havent a clue about how the world works, incompetent fools.  Sometimes to put things into nicer thoughts like they're just small towned.  Or just inexperienced. 

I dont keep up with soccer or futbol.  I played it most my child hood, my brother played it most his childhood, my cousin still plays, and i know quite a few brits who enjoy the game.  I know how the brits feel about their futbol.  Massive fights at the games, aye. 

BUT i just watched an awesome movie about the brits and their futbol. - )  I knew they got rough - but daaaaaaamn.  Obviously its "just" a movie, but i've also friends all over the world and spoke to an old one this morning about it.  The movie has the way of it.  They're actually "firms" and they do clash.  Damn do they clash.  Bunch of rowdy men some of the brits are  = )  I've always known this, dated a few (and not americanized ones either)  and i know what goes on at the clubs too.  An x told me about a girl who pissed off some other girls in a club.. girl got dropped with a hammer.  Talk about ow. 

Anywho - i've decided to end the debate i keep running into.  American soccer maybe for girls - but for the rest of the world........ 

::sigh:: i just wish the movie hadnt ended with the sexy, intelligent, funny, scraper dying of all things.  Dunno why they have to ruin good movies to make a point.  Anyone see the movie?  Green Street hooligans? 




LadyEllen -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 11:41:21 AM)

Soccer is highly recommended for ladies.

Google Frank Lampard of Chelsea FC, to see why!





meatcleaver -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 11:53:30 AM)

Aaah The beautiful game. The one and only true world game. Football is holy! There is no other game that flows like football, no result is gauranteed and how the mighty can fall. There is never and will never be a game as eciting as soccer.

Liverpool to be the European Champions again this year.!




meatcleaver -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 11:54:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Soccer is highly recommended for ladies.

Google Frank Lampard of Chelsea FC, to see why!




Frank Lampard, superstar! Carries a handbag and wears a bra!




NorthernGent -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 1:26:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Devilslilsister

One of the things that ALWAYS bothers me is when i run into americans that tell me soccer is for girls.  If i cant convince them that they are wrong - i try and shrug them off as small town, havent a clue about how the world works, incompetent fools.  Sometimes to put things into nicer thoughts like they're just small towned.  Or just inexperienced. 

I dont keep up with soccer or futbol.  I played it most my child hood, my brother played it most his childhood, my cousin still plays, and i know quite a few brits who enjoy the game.  I know how the brits feel about their futbol.  Massive fights at the games, aye. 

BUT i just watched an awesome movie about the brits and their futbol. - )  I knew they got rough - but daaaaaaamn.  Obviously its "just" a movie, but i've also friends all over the world and spoke to an old one this morning about it.  The movie has the way of it.  They're actually "firms" and they do clash.  Damn do they clash.  Bunch of rowdy men some of the brits are  = )  I've always known this, dated a few (and not americanized ones either)  and i know what goes on at the clubs too.  An x told me about a girl who pissed off some other girls in a club.. girl got dropped with a hammer.  Talk about ow. 

Anywho - i've decided to end the debate i keep running into.  American soccer maybe for girls - but for the rest of the world........ 

::sigh:: i just wish the movie hadnt ended with the sexy, intelligent, funny, scraper dying of all things.  Dunno why they have to ruin good movies to make a point.  Anyone see the movie?  Green Street hooligans? 



Devilslilsister,

I'm going to bore the tits off you here so apologies in advance.

Football in Britain is wrapped up in the social fabric and it's very tribal. It's also considered the working classes' game. Since the start of the game young lads and men would go to the games, drink a wheel-barrowload of beer and brawl (not big and clever but the truth nevertheless). The game has changed a lot here since its commercialisation in the early '90s but believe it or not football was some peoples' lives. When I say lives, I mean loads of people spent all of their money watching their team playing home and away, all the way around the country at the expense of everything else life has to offer. An obsession for many. Now I wouldn't say it was my life but between about 1985 and 1991 I probably missed about only a dozen of my teams matches whether the games were at home or 300 miles away. I would never have dreamed of watching a game on TV, I had to be there. I pretty much did whatever I could to get the games - if the game was 200 miles away and I had no money it was pretty much get on the train and either hide in the toilets there and back or tell the ticket collector to fuck off when he came round asking for the money - not much he could do with a train full of pissed-up lads all telling him the same thing (I was 12-18 in those years so short of cash). Now, I would never have done that in any other situation but there is something about British football that is gripping for young British working class lads and before the commercialisation of the game young working class lads just had to be there watching their team even if it meant begging, borrowing and stealing. It's a tradition handed down from generations - sons support the team their fathers did and football for the British working classes was/is an extension of civic pride - pride in the town/city you come from and the football team is a representation of the town. It sounds small minded, maybe it is, but that's life.

Unfortunately, it's now fucked thanks to Thatcher and Murdoch who smashed everything working class in order to foster soulless individualism that now has an iron grip on Britain. You go to a football game in Britain now and it's full of middle class  who don't have a clue about the game. The working class has been priced out of the game in a deliberate policy (you can watch football at a top Italian game for £10, in England you're looking at anywhere between £35-£200). The middle class have moved in because it has been very well marketed by Sky and Murdoch and they've followed like sheep - the same tossers who used to play golf on a Saturday afternoon until the new fashionable face of football was presented. They'll never get it because they don't understand it. Now, I still go to about 20 games a season (of 42) but it's not the same game at all - the soul has gone out of it and it is a mirror image of the changes in British society which today is all about style over substance (obviously I pay my dues these days!).

In terms of football hooliganism, it could be severe and get completely out of hand but most of the time it wasn't as bad as was made out. Slashings/stabbings did happen and on odd occasions people were killed. People going into grounds had all sorts confiscated - darts, knives, bats, hammers, belts, CS Gas, amonia, death stars - you name it, some were for show others were lunatics who would use these things. On the otherhand, I know the US has a history of crowd violence at Ice Hockey games so maybe English football has its comparison elsewhere. What it comes down to is this: young, rough lads in Britain used football as a vehicle/arena to brawl because it was an ideal opportunity for gang fights - what better opportunity is there than thousands of young men at a game from rival towns/cities facing each other? You have to remember that British towns/cities are relatively close to each other when compared with the US and even France and Spain so when an English team plays in a different town/city if they're a big club you'll have anything up to 15,000 people there from the away team (in the 80s the vast majority being men between 14 and 40) with about 35,000 from the home team. As I say, it was a concoction of a real passion for a sport, a lot of young men from different towns in an area together and too much beer. Ultimately, it was gang violence no different to what you have on US streets except the weapon of choice for a young British lad is a knife and maybe a gun in the US.

Hooliganism is dead and buried today because the prison sentences are harsh. Imagine this, in Britain you can get 4 years for throwing a punch at a football match, you can get done for conspiracy to cause violence for just being in the area where violence is taking place and locked up for a few years (honestly). Yet rapists and paedophiles are out after 4 years? It's crazy when you consider the severity of the crimes. That's Britain though, working-class lads throwing punches are deemed to be more dangerous than paedophiles, all part of Thatcher's well-laid and executed plan to demonise the working class with the support of the media.

If you're still awake, well done. I did warn you it was going to be a long haul!




LadyEllen -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 2:48:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Soccer is highly recommended for ladies.

Google Frank Lampard of Chelsea FC, to see why!




Frank Lampard, superstar! Carries a handbag and wears a bra!


Dem dares fightin words scouser! (dont reckon you'd be a toffee?)

Nah. I'd make the worst football hooligan in the world; more inclined to want a cuppa and a chat!

Frank is lovely, and what a footballer; did you see that goal against Everton last weekend? Pure brilliance. Mind you, Ballack's free kick and Drogba's goal were brilliant too, but neither of them is my Frank.

I wish Frank would tranfer to Man U though; that would make my MOTD complete.

E




Rumtiger -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 3:58:41 PM)

Must....resist....pissing off international CM community....




missturbation -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 4:10:52 PM)

Not a big football fan but i am a fan of :- Frank lampard, cristiano ronaldo and freddie ljumberg (spellin).
I prefer my rugby mmmmmmmmm at the legs and i enjoy the game too. Robbie paul, henry paul and even the little baby face assassin paul deacon.
Now tennis has its merits too - leyton hewitt, andre agassi and nadal - yummy.
Quite a sport fan really [:D] 




Devilslilsister -> RE: Futbol! (12/19/2006 7:15:20 PM)

Hiya NorthernGent,

I definetly stayed awake for your post = )  I've loved the british culture since i was introduced to it living in hong kong back in 95/96.  Granted its not the same thing, but get a bunch of brits together anywhere and it pans out close enough. 

Did you see the movie i was talking about?  Asked my boy up in Northants what he thought and how "real" it was and he said it portrayed well enough. 

Sorry they ruined the sport of it all = (  I think its a fabulous way for young men to get the aggression out of their system.  I personally think the world would be better off if young men could brawl it out alot more often then trying to be civilized all the time.  Get it out of their system in a some what - constructive way - that doesnt really affect society - in a some what positive light.  Much better then the americans and their driveby's, eh?  We'd probably have alot less violent crime if it was allowed.  IMO

As you said, the british fight alot different then the americans.  (we're likely to use guns)  There's a majorly different code then american fights.  But then the british have a different code then americans in general.  I thought the movie was a great look into a culture that i would most likely never be apart of.

My friend in Northants did say there there is still abit of rivarly, one can hope it just went further underground.  A shame to see such a lively culture dead.  Politics are politics every where unfortunetly.

Thank you for sharing




seeksfemslave -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 1:07:02 AM)

Not really a soccer fan but I do think that when played at its best it probably is the "beautiful game"
As a Brit. I would have to say that it is not the Brit. way of playing the game that produces the best results
but the Brazillian...especially as they played prior to 1966 World Cup ie before Portugal taught them the value of the brutal approach.

If Argentina could control their petulance and spite they would be more consistantly up amongst the greats.

Re Football hooliganism, that only started to arise about 1968 as the soft option PC Liberalist approach to social problems began to take effect.
Blow the whistle ref....Politics again.

If you want to see something "beautiful" watch Bobby Charlton's goal against Mexico in 1966. No doubt more modern examples exist...I just haven't seen them.

Just remembered Maradonna's goal against the Brits. That was I should think close to the best ever. I mean the second one when he ran virtually the length of the pitch.

Just noticed something amazing in Northern Gent's post. The admission that hard prison sentences actually work. Seeing the light NG.
Most street violence is  as cowardly an activity as it is possible to imagine.




meatcleaver -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 1:36:37 AM)

To my shame I was on the losing side in a game between a bunch of Europeans and a bunch of Americans and Canadians on a beach in Crete in the early seventies. I've never got over the shame. Our only excuse was that we Europeans were smashed the night before and several of us had to crawl off the pitch ocasionally for a good vomit. I suspect our north American opposition had a rather civilized evening around the camp fire the night before the game but it was still humiliating.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 3:00:21 AM)

How about this then in the early 1950's

USA 1 England.........wait for it.....0




UtopianRanger -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 3:28:33 AM)

quote:


Devilslilsister,

I'm going to bore the tits off you here so apologies in advance.

Football in Britain is wrapped up in the social fabric and it's very tribal. It's also considered the working classes' game. Since the start of the game young lads and men would go to the games, drink a wheel-barrowload of beer and brawl (not big and clever but the truth nevertheless). The game has changed a lot here since its commercialisation in the early '90s but believe it or not football was some peoples' lives. When I say lives, I mean loads of people spent all of their money watching their team playing home and away, all the way around the country at the expense of everything else life has to offer. An obsession for many. Now I wouldn't say it was my life but between about 1985 and 1991 I probably missed about only a dozen of my teams matches whether the games were at home or 300 miles away. I would never have dreamed of watching a game on TV, I had to be there. I pretty much did whatever I could to get the games - if the game was 200 miles away and I had no money it was pretty much get on the train and either hide in the toilets there and back or tell the ticket collector to fuck off when he came round asking for the money - not much he could do with a train full of pissed-up lads all telling him the same thing (I was 12-18 in those years so short of cash). Now, I would never have done that in any other situation but there is something about British football that is gripping for young British working class lads and before the commercialisation of the game young working class lads just had to be there watching their team even if it meant begging, borrowing and stealing. It's a tradition handed down from generations - sons support the team their fathers did and football for the British working classes was/is an extension of civic pride - pride in the town/city you come from and the football team is a representation of the town. It sounds small minded, maybe it is, but that's life.

Unfortunately, it's now fucked thanks to Thatcher and Murdoch who smashed everything working class in order to foster soulless individualism that now has an iron grip on Britain. You go to a football game in Britain now and it's full of middle class  who don't have a clue about the game. The working class has been priced out of the game in a deliberate policy (you can watch football at a top Italian game for £10, in England you're looking at anywhere between £35-£200). The middle class have moved in because it has been very well marketed by Sky and Murdoch and they've followed like sheep - the same tossers who used to play golf on a Saturday afternoon until the new fashionable face of football was presented. They'll never get it because they don't understand it. Now, I still go to about 20 games a season (of 42) but it's not the same game at all - the soul has gone out of it and it is a mirror image of the changes in British society which today is all about style over substance (obviously I pay my dues these days!).

In terms of football hooliganism, it could be severe and get completely out of hand but most of the time it wasn't as bad as was made out. Slashings/stabbings did happen and on odd occasions people were killed. People going into grounds had all sorts confiscated - darts, knives, bats, hammers, belts, CS Gas, amonia, death stars - you name it, some were for show others were lunatics who would use these things. On the otherhand, I know the US has a history of crowd violence at Ice Hockey games so maybe English football has its comparison elsewhere. What it comes down to is this: young, rough lads in Britain used football as a vehicle/arena to brawl because it was an ideal opportunity for gang fights - what better opportunity is there than thousands of young men at a game from rival towns/cities facing each other? You have to remember that British towns/cities are relatively close to each other when compared with the US and even France and Spain so when an English team plays in a different town/city if they're a big club you'll have anything up to 15,000 people there from the away team (in the 80s the vast majority being men between 14 and 40) with about 35,000 from the home team. As I say, it was a concoction of a real passion for a sport, a lot of young men from different towns in an area together and too much beer. Ultimately, it was gang violence no different to what you have on US streets except the weapon of choice for a young British lad is a knife and maybe a gun in the US.

Hooliganism is dead and buried today because the prison sentences are harsh. Imagine this, in Britain you can get 4 years for throwing a punch at a football match, you can get done for conspiracy to cause violence for just being in the area where violence is taking place and locked up for a few years (honestly). Yet rapists and paedophiles are out after 4 years? It's crazy when you consider the severity of the crimes. That's Britain though, working-class lads throwing punches are deemed to be more dangerous than paedophiles, all part of Thatcher's well-laid and executed plan to demonise the working class with the support of the media.

If you're still awake, well done. I did warn you it was going to be a long haul!


Heh.... Much of the same thing has happened to American football. A good friend of mine is a former President of the Oakland Raiders Nor Cal fan club. A whole group of us as kids would go to the games talking about who Atkinson and Tatum were gonna closeline and hospitalize.....then in the fourth quarter we'd work our way back to the bleacher seats in the end zone just to watch the drunks fight. It was hella fun.

Now the games are filled with wine snobs and yuppies who brag about the thirty-five dollar steaks they're gonna que-up on their lil’ propane hibachi’s in the parking lot.  


To boot.....The  Raiders don’t have anymore guys like Atkinson and Tatum





- R







NorthernGent -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 3:04:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Devilslilsister

Hiya NorthernGent,

I definetly stayed awake for your post = )  I've loved the british culture since i was introduced to it living in hong kong back in 95/96.  Granted its not the same thing, but get a bunch of brits together anywhere and it pans out close enough. 

Did you see the movie i was talking about?  Asked my boy up in Northants what he thought and how "real" it was and he said it portrayed well enough. 

Sorry they ruined the sport of it all = (  I think its a fabulous way for young men to get the aggression out of their system.  I personally think the world would be better off if young men could brawl it out alot more often then trying to be civilized all the time.  Get it out of their system in a some what - constructive way - that doesnt really affect society - in a some what positive light.  Much better then the americans and their driveby's, eh?  We'd probably have alot less violent crime if it was allowed.  IMO

As you said, the british fight alot different then the americans.  (we're likely to use guns)  There's a majorly different code then american fights.  But then the british have a different code then americans in general.  I thought the movie was a great look into a culture that i would most likely never be apart of.

My friend in Northants did say there there is still abit of rivarly, one can hope it just went further underground.  A shame to see such a lively culture dead.  Politics are politics every where unfortunetly.

Thank you for sharing


Hi Devilslilsister,

Not a problem. I haven't seen the film but if you're really interested there is a book written by an American (Bill Buford) called "Among The Thugs"

This bloke Burford is a journalist and it is a true story (as said, he is an American).

He was over here on holiday in the early '80s (when hooliganism was at its worst) and was waiting for a train when a pack of English lads were brawling in a train station. Curiosity got the better of him so he asked someone what was going on - he was told football hooliganism. As a journalist he decided to do a bit of reporting on it. So he spent a couple of years trying to latch on to a particular football mob (Manchester United). Buford followed United's hooligans around for years and was there at a lot of crowd trouble including stabbings and all sorts. The problem was Buford started to get a buzz out of it and found he couldn't keep away from it and was starting to get caught up in it all - he found himself swinging punches with the rest of them (genuinely). The book tries to explain the herd mentality and the attraction of camaradarie among young men that Buford found himself drawn to. When United's hooligans went to Italy and various places in European countries Buford went with them and he couldn't believe some of the things he saw but at the same time found himself getting a kick out of it all. He was involved until 1990 when he went to watch England in the World Cup in Italy - after that he decided he needed to get out of it because he was getting hooked on it and he was losing a grip on his life.

In parts he doesn't paint a good picture of English working class lads and their love of fighting and being obnoxious. In other parts he sees the attraction and as said he got off on the violence. He also could not believe how so many people could travel to another country, watch a football game, get absolutely hammered, travel all the way back and spend nothing doing it - lads were very resourceful and jibbed it all the way - not a penny spent.

You'll be able to buy it in the US as per the link.
http://www.2006-superbowl-tips.com/review/football/0679745351/Among-the-Thugs-Vintage-D.html




Devilslilsister -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 5:01:20 PM)

Thanks - that sounds abit interesting.  I'll check it out




seeksfemslave -> RE: Futbol! (12/20/2006 11:27:38 PM)

I hope it is realised that the ultra violent "football fans" are a minority within a minority; yes thats right the Majority have very little interest in football regardless of the saturation media coverage.

As per my belief and Northern Gent's belated realisation the hooligans should have been dealt with as soon as they emerged blinking and scowling out of the degenerate domestic domiciles ( wow ) they inhabit. ie the mental cess pits in which they have learned to deal with life.

A bit of Hard Labour backed up if necessary by corporal punishment would do the trick !




missturbation -> RE: Futbol! (12/21/2006 9:36:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

How about this then in the early 1950's

USA 1 England.........wait for it.....0


Americans cant play real football - just soccer - wusses [:D]




NorthernGent -> RE: Futbol! (12/21/2006 11:23:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

I hope it is realised that the ultra violent "football fans" are a minority within a minority; yes thats right the Majority have very little interest in football regardless of the saturation media coverage.

As per my belief and Northern Gent's belated realisation the hooligans should have been dealt with as soon as they emerged blinking and scowling out of the degenerate domestic domiciles ( wow ) they inhabit. ie the mental cess pits in which they have learned to deal with life.

A bit of Hard Labour backed up if necessary by corporal punishment would do the trick !


Seeks, why are you wearing sun-glasses in the house?




seeksfemslave -> RE: Futbol! (12/21/2006 11:36:47 AM)

NG, I forbid you to make jokes at my expense. OK ?




LadyEllen -> RE: Futbol! (12/21/2006 12:21:20 PM)

Seeks wears sunglasses, just in case one of my posts follows on from his; the brilliance of my words is so dazzling.

You will also note that Seeks wears a woolly hat; this is because of the risk of hair loss from the shining luminescence of my posts. As a result of this wise precaution, Seeks has a healthy head of hair.

E




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