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LotusSong -> Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 7:31:13 AM)
This weekend, my husband and I went over to Slave's house to watch a movie. It was a pretty decent adult flick that was a take off on the Pirates of the Carribean. There was a lesbian scene in the movie where the one laying on her back had a tattoo just above her mons. When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said. I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"? He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!" Two men, one woman in the room watching a "hot lesbian scene".. and we were trying to figure out what one of the actor's tatoo says! It just struck me funny :)

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 7:43:41 AM)
If I were there and a hot scene was playing..I guarantee we would not be discussing what a tattoo said..[8D] I wish you would come over HERE to watch a movie[;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 7:44:02 AM)
Perhaps a new nick will surface: ReadingGlassesSong or JadedLotus LOL. Happy, merry, jolly ho ho ho to You and Yours, lovely Lotus. Ron

LotusSong -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 8:53:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Perhaps a new nick will surface: ReadingGlassesSong or JadedLotus LOL. Happy, merry, jolly ho ho ho to You and Yours, lovely Lotus. Ron Yup... I was pondering the same thing. I'm of the age where nothing surprises me anymore. But that damn tatoo had us transfixed!!! ...or just too jaded!

DOM68005 -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 11:28:50 AM)
If you like, just scan the closeup shot with your video software and software enhance it. I admit I have had such curiosities. I join some of the others if I had a slave. We would be getting something else under close inspection. [sm=trident.gif]

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 11:33:39 AM)
I hate when that happens. The scene should by rights have you so into it that you cant even remember the color of the girls hair... and all you can think about is a tiny detail. I had that hapen once, when I finaly gave into my exhusband and agreed to watch a porn with him. He was completely transfixed, and I was so distracted trying to think of the name of the background song that I couldnt get into the scene. He wasnt happy laugh DV

Petruchio -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 12:34:18 PM)
Okay, let's make up our own versions of what it said: Slippery when wet. (too obvious) Closed for repairs. One way. Asimo model 43A serial number 335663 Team Andretti Herpes schmerpes. Brought to you by Rogaine. Sponsored by CollarMe.com

MmakeMme -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 12:39:36 PM)
It was a pirate movie so it was probably an encoded treasure map. Or a ransom note. Or Johnny Depp's phone number.

mnottertail -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 12:41:27 PM)
Aye, X marks the spot, ye lubbers!!!! Thar's whar ol BlackBeard will sink his anchor................... BlackBeard

LadySeraphina -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 12:54:14 PM)
I've seen Pirates, and my favourite scene was "I am the world's greatest pirate hunter!" or something like that. LotusSong, you'll know the one I mean. And the Pirate chick was not only hot, she looked/sounded like a blonde Xena. Drool

LotusSong -> RE: Unsettling Realization (12/11/2006 3:18:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina I've seen Pirates, and my favourite scene was "I am the world's greatest pirate hunter!" or something like that. LotusSong, you'll know the one I mean. And the Pirate chick was not only hot, she looked/sounded like a blonde Xena. Drool The scene was the Bad Pirate's wench was getting it on with the one blond with the pearl strands in her hair. It involved face slapping and spitting :) Now THAT was a first :) The mean wench (can't recall the name ..Sarena?) had 3 words in an arch overhear mons in old English.\ All in all, we liked the movie. It had very good acting and looked like it had had a decent budget to put it together.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 3:53:28 PM)
quote: Petrucio: Okay, let's make up our own versions of what it said: This End Up? Entrance Only (a statement re: motherhood)? I knew a slave who had "No Step" tattooed on each asscheek...you have to have worked around airplanes to get it. E.

Fitznicely -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 4:08:24 PM)
You realise I'm going to have to dig out my copy and have a good look at that tat tonight, now don't you? Tsk...

dcnovice -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 4:26:49 PM)
quote: When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said. I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"? He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!" If it makes you feel any better LS, I'd not only have paused the flick to read the tattoo, but I'd have pondered whether I liked the font! What can I say: I'm a total nerd. [:)]

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 4:37:45 PM)
I almost bought that movie how was it, the reviews on the site were all one's and two;s quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong This weekend, my husband and I went over to Slave's house to watch a movie. It was a pretty decent adult flick that was a take off on the Pirates of the Carribean. There was a lesbian scene in the movie where the one laying on her back had a tattoo just above her mons. When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said. I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"? He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!" Two men, one woman in the room watching a "hot lesbian scene".. and we were trying to figure out what one of the actor's tatoo says! It just struck me funny :)

LotusSong -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 4:43:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: When the camera zoomed in for a closseup at times you could almost read what it said. I turned to slave and asked him.. "Can you figure out what her tattoo reads"? He replied "That's what I've been trying to figure out too!" If it makes you feel any better LS, I'd not only have paused the flick to read the tattoo, but I'd have pondered whether I liked the font! What can I say: I'm a total nerd. [:)] I think they could have edidted the stand-in penis' better. The same guy would haver a very thick one..then it was longer and thinner the next frame :)

LotusSong -> RE: Unsettleing Realization (12/11/2006 4:45:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion I almost bought that movie how was it, the reviews on the site were all one's and two;s quote: ORIGINAL: LotusSong All I can say is that I liked it. I felt it was well done. These things you can only judge for yourself. Maybe rent it when it comes around :)

LotusSong -> RE: Unsettling Realization (12/11/2006 8:00:59 PM)
Here is the Amazon link. There are two versions.. and R one and the XX one. I viewed the latter: http://www.amazon.com/Pirates-Jesse-Jane/dp/B000GIXCD8/sr=1-14/qid=1165895859/ref=sr_1_14/002-9918467-1769628?ie=UTF8&s=dvd I seems to get 4 out of their 5 star rating.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Unsettling Realization (12/11/2006 10:09:51 PM)
thank you on the porno site it was 44 bucks.

MistressTexas -> RE: Unsettling Realization (12/12/2006 1:14:24 AM)
Oh hell for that type of entertainment value its sooooo worth it!

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